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Rads

@rads.bsky.social
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Everything in moderation, except for snacks. twitch.tv/its_radsy

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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
villain: hah! ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor! me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
what's your favorite video game music? mine's "single note sustained on a euphonium in a room with slight reverb"
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Felt cute, might give away a white Cherry MX 3.0 keyboard while building a PC twitch.tv/its_radsy
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
GONNA DRINK MALORT AT 1PM EDT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON MY SUBATHON, 14 hours remain! Come say hi!!!! twitch.tv/its_radsy
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Left my fiancé at the altar. The relationship is over, but the human sacrifice went perfectly
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
kinda cool how all the rich are turning against each other. maybe we don't have to eat the rich. maybe they'll eat themselves
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/04/2025
🚨 WHITE HOUSE: MODS? MODS???
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i should call her
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
only now realizing it's called "duck duck goose" because geese are aggressive
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"student driver" sticker but fully licensed to drive, just also in law school
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
joke’s on you, IRS, every day is taxing
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/12/2024
Me when I post and delete every five seconds
I use the internet to hint at my rich inner world
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
[teaching my boyfriend cards] ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
come together right now over me -a gangbang probably
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
deleting all of my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (at the police station after being taken in because i called the police when someone tried to break into my house when I was going to see if my little brother was ditching school)
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
really caught my eye how your dating profile said you like “good beer.” it’s cool how you think the stuff you like is good. not a lot of people are that brave
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
can't tell if I’m manic or have suddenly become able to survive without food and sleep
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
aight ok I enrolled in a voice acting class thing everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I turned 29 today
Girl with brunette hair drawn to one side of her head wearing a cream button down dress with thin navy stripes in a selfie-style picture.
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
5 days left to take a Quest Sprout home: www.makeship.com/products/lev...
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on? ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning BOSS: why a clown though
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/02/2025
ME: [staring out the window reflecting on how my life got here after I ate the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table] ROOMMATE: did you eat the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table? ME: no
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
THE SMOLDERING ASHES OF A PHOENIX: you know what, i'm good
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/02/2025
“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
stores be like "you'll pay for this"
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
OFFICER: show me on the doll where he touched you GIRL: I… I don’t think I can OFFICER: it’s okay, I’m right here with you GIRL: uhh— *pointing somewhere random on an octopus figurine* is this- I don't know where anything is
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
She's live! Rn!!! Wow!!!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I made tiramisu and now it's the only thing I eat for breakfast
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My friend says I’m self-absorbed, so I took a long, hard look at myself. Beautiful
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The theater kid to shitposter pipeline
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
VILLAGER: ew, look, it’s the boy who cries wolf BOY: it's called a fursona
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
[jehovah appears] jehovah's witness: oh hell yeah
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
avoiding the grocery prices hype by laying my own eggs
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
*the music stops* MAGISTRATE: put him to death! GLADIATOR: fuck I hate musical chairs
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
[from the back of cop car] can I use your phone charger?
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
ME: god I love how you feel inside me SURGEON: why is she awake
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/12/2024
kate bush running past sisyphus
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend store clerk: the double breasted one? me: yes that's her
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