Rads @rads.bsky.social · 01/11/2025villain: hah! ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor! me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed 0300
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 24/07/2025what's your favorite video game music? mine's "single note sustained on a euphonium in a room with slight reverb" 3120
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Felt cute, might give away a white Cherry MX 3.0 keyboard while building a PC twitch.tv/its_radsy 2320
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 02/05/2025GONNA DRINK MALORT AT 1PM EDT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON MY SUBATHON, 14 hours remain! Come say hi!!!! twitch.tv/its_radsy 2181
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Left my fiancé at the altar. The relationship is over, but the human sacrifice went perfectly 0688
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 29/04/2025kinda cool how all the rich are turning against each other. maybe we don't have to eat the rich. maybe they'll eat themselves 2352
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 22/04/2025only now realizing it's called "duck duck goose" because geese are aggressive 3312
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"student driver" sticker but fully licensed to drive, just also in law school 1231
Reposted by Radskaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025tech bro is short for technically broken 3259581469
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 06/04/2025getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you 3332
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 03/04/2025[teaching my boyfriend cards] ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet* 0566
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/03/2025deleting all of my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (at the police station after being taken in because i called the police when someone tried to break into my house when I was going to see if my little brother was ditching school) 2395
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/03/2025really caught my eye how your dating profile said you like “good beer.” it’s cool how you think the stuff you like is good. not a lot of people are that brave 111610
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 09/03/2025can't tell if I’m manic or have suddenly become able to survive without food and sleep 2291
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/03/2025aight ok I enrolled in a voice acting class thing everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud" 14411
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 04/03/2025THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR 627538
Reposted by RadsRads @rads.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark 27712
Reposted by RadsSwords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 28/02/20255 days left to take a Quest Sprout home: www.makeship.com/products/lev... 6119758
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 27/02/2025BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on? ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning BOSS: why a clown though 518818
Reposted by RadsRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/02/2025ME: [staring out the window reflecting on how my life got here after I ate the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table] ROOMMATE: did you eat the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table? ME: no 1157751
Reposted by RadsJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/02/2025THE SMOLDERING ASHES OF A PHOENIX: you know what, i'm good 513212
Reposted by RadsSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board 1717740755
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark 27712
Reposted by Radsceej @ceej.online · 17/02/2025“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real 572842381
Reposted by RadsViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell) 6188211742
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/02/2025OFFICER: show me on the doll where he touched you GIRL: I… I don’t think I can OFFICER: it’s okay, I’m right here with you GIRL: uhh— *pointing somewhere random on an octopus figurine* is this- I don't know where anything is 0521
Reposted by RadsBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me 1014676535
Reposted by RadsSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2024Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats." 862771373
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I made tiramisu and now it's the only thing I eat for breakfast 82004
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/02/2025My friend says I’m self-absorbed, so I took a long, hard look at myself. Beautiful 317619
Reposted by RadsMidge @midge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised 191392210
Reposted by Rads🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 08/02/2025The theater kid to shitposter pipeline 1119341
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/02/2025VILLAGER: ew, look, it’s the boy who cries wolf BOY: it's called a fursona 0244
Reposted by Radsthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/02/2025[jehovah appears] jehovah's witness: oh hell yeah 319920
Reposted by Radsnige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 30/01/2025avoiding the grocery prices hype by laying my own eggs 925961
Rads @rads.bsky.social · 08/02/2025*the music stops* MAGISTRATE: put him to death! GLADIATOR: fuck I hate musical chairs 0211
Reposted by RadsSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/02/2025[from the back of cop car] can I use your phone charger? 842278
Reposted by RadsRads @rads.bsky.social · 18/11/2024ME: god I love how you feel inside me SURGEON: why is she awake 011728
Reposted by RadsfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/12/2024kate bush running past sisyphus 7848521249
Reposted by Radsinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 05/02/2025me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend store clerk: the double breasted one? me: yes that's her 273059524