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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2h

might have to mute replies on this one

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2h

Cursed are the reply guys, for they shall not inherit the pussy

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h

She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song

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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 15h

Why doesn’t anyone need to put their penis out on trash day?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15h

hell yeah- congratulations, josie!

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21h

𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔! One is 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝙆, which just published on all platforms: beckbook.com The other is 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎, my "soundtrack" album of musicians interpreting the book in bangin' original tracks: bit.ly/loser-babies SNAG ONE OR BOTH NOW!!!

cover of josie's book THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BECK

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nikk @nikk.ca · 02/10/2026

my dream is to be the first non-famous person on a coin. when i enter circulation everybody will ask who is this man and why is he on my coin

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23h

Walked into McDonald’s wearing my Grimace costume and the manager tased me

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23h

Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Police say the driver may have been intoxicated..."

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 18/11/2024

I'm old fashioned. I believe you should hand write all 5000 pages of your manifesto.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

The Cliffhanger game on Price Is Right. A contestant had her hands on her head in excited stress as she watches the little mountain climber rise up the numbered ramp toward the edge based on how far off she was on a product's price. If there was audio, you'd be hearing yodeling right now.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025

corn dogs are just meat twinkies

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

anyone reading this would think he was a cross between ty cobb and olive oyl

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the squared up % with the hard hit % is giving me a headache

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm picturing a long heartfelt anecdote preceding your Pepsi Cum recipe

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

do not, and i cannot emphasize this enough, encourage her

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

damn that baby looks cool as hell

photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

if you don't like The Offspring then maybe you should have hired a different funeral stripper

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kill me once, shame on you. That’s pretty much it

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well, it kind of depends. On who let the dogs out

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you die they tell you who let the dogs out

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 03/10/2026

it's one one day a week we actively try to pay bills (we're very sorry) welcome back to ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ support artists and help show the world that a Voluntary Profit way of life is better just please buy things. it's rough out there here's a bunch of shirts moxiest.art

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"it was a robot offering me a pre-approved loan"

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"it must be one of my friends or relatives calling to tell me they love me"

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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