L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Degaussing my eyeballs again. I wish people wouldn’t let their kids stick magnets in my face 030
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971071377
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Updog Sinclair @greaterhuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cops are bleeding the city dry. 073
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026based on the phase of the moon in conjunction with the autumnal equinox, i have never been more insignificant, or any less. when seen from the skies i am a glittering node of a dust, like the light of an ancient star. 010
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you left out the fifth scenario 151911305
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786372553
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Putrid, ghoulish, evil, beyond eviltheguardian.comMen deported from US bound and beaten in Equatorial Guinea detention hotel, lawyers sayGroup trapped at Hotel Bamy after US removal as rights groups sound alarm over poor conditions and violence 112
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Things are bad, catastrophically bad, BUT, over the next 1.5 months we’re getting: -Primetime -The Devils uncensored in 4k -The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes doc -A repertory horror fest and a Twin Peaks fest at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social And then the new Eggers Werwulf on Christmas Day 1142
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️🏳️⚧️ valissa @valisdheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if you get to decide how i am treated, i am not free 07423
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 17/09/2026I have a story coming in the next few weeks speaking to exactly this — I’m hearing it from organizers in rural and urban areas alike 26718
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 17/09/202680% of AI news at this point consists of a company announcing “we wrote a computer virus” then there’s something about the apocalypse or regulation, then the next news story is like “we wrote another computer virus.” 161194241
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2025My medieval manuscript-style cat is done, fired with just a little glaze on the eyes and nose. He does need a name… 11589
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Me realizing I will spend my whole life working meaningless jobs I hate that drain me of my extremely finite vitality while the world descends into greater and greater horrors 3458
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Made the typo “Pam’s Labyrinth” in a group chat today and can’t stop thinking about it. Just a mysterious labyrinth in Francoist Spain occupied by Aunt Pam 6494
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026I think one of the biggest hurdles right now is distinguishing between escaping responsibility for vs actually addressing injustice. 1315
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tens of thousands of civilians dead in the past three years. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec... 1042398
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026rolling around like a ball, growing in size as objects stick to my body could fix me 191
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it’s like they unearthed a second zapruder film or something 151035136
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why of all my stupid posts did that one have to pop off 😭 120
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i don’t think “democracy” was intended to mean keeping braindead elected officials on a leash and dragging their bodies around in public to maintain power, but here we are 361066217
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026can you imagine being born in the middle of like, 150 years of relative stability. lmao 090
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is the best thread I’ve seen on this that feels right to me on a gut level because I know how tech companies operate: sloppily! At best!! Move fast and break things isn’t the half of it. 051
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026TOM: [mansplains Dianetics] TAYLOR: [can’t hear him over brain full of circus music] 090
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026me in college in 2007 reading about the panopticon: omg this is exactly what prison is me in 2026 thinking about the panopticon: omg this is exactly what everything is 030
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026realizing now that MILF manor was used, as everything was, to train chatGPT 010
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Now that all the llm companies have successfully stolen literally everything ever written, they're all pivoting hard to "let us surveill you 24/7 here put this camera on your face and wrist c'mon enter the panopticon" 4848156
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 1546842141
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/09/2026This is who was on that Gitmo flight I tracked 12 days ago — a guy who did everything right to overcome the circumstances of his birth. 11780398
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34181084484
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026there should be adult spelling bees. not pervert shit, i just mean a bunch of 30+ adults get together and spell words 361
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026me on a date 293751561
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026they should invent a my neck that doesn’t feel like that 14311
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Can never find what I’m looking for in my notes app; can always find something like this 170
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis is on the bench, and this hearing is underway. 222986
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the details somehow more chaotic and worse than i imagined 061
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026just saw an ad for a cross-stitch kit with the tagline “cheaper than therapy.” like jesus christ, i hope so. it’s some shitty thread and a scrap of fabric. morons 270
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking 102344660
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Has anyone told Ti West this whole premise sucks ass? avclub.com/scrooge-gray-area-ebenezer-johnny-deppavclub.comTi West's Ebenezer will ponder whether Scrooge had a point, actuallyTi West's Ebenezer will ponder whether Scrooge had a point, actually 1100
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons 1042456327
Reposted by L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten. 401203504089
