iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the work is not yours to finish but neither is it yours to neglect

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

he's no longer going the distance. he's not going for speed. he's going to take a nap

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i wouldn't want to be famous. i don't even really like it when i get called out by name for doing a good job in a group fitness class

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 10/06/2026

i keep screaming but god won't answer

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 05/06/2026

MRI techs will deny this but they love it when people put their arms up like they’re on a roller coaster

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Bony 🦴 Skeletino 💀 @notalegalrecord.net · 11/05/2026

i used to be disgusted; then i tried to be amused; now i focus on my breathing

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boonque שאלוט משאול @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The thing they don't tell you about apocalypses is that if you make it through the first month, you get ice cream

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

damn are u a 1970s luncheon cuz i want to send u an aspic

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/04/2025

I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

my special interest is being mad online

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Headless Engineer - Spooky Light Dept. @cppilgram.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

The two types of museum on any of the Great Lakes: - Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks) - Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)

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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 23/09/2025

my husband is off work today and he told me he is going to that weird chuck e. cheese in NJ to kneel at the foot of the rat and atone for his sins before the rapture happens

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ITzzy SeaBOOscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless

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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

cold pizza, hot coffee, can't lose

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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I'm actually developing a sort of thesis by which the harder a boundary is set between the human and natural worlds the less free you are. Roaming your country's wilds is a basic natural right

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid

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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 02/08/2025

Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

"she wears glasses, she looks so smart" [me googling if sharknado was based on a real event]

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/06/2025

no kings except the ones under 5'8

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

brewing a pot of coffee so strong i'm gonna finish june today

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

most of you need to either start going to church or stop going to church, but whatever you're doing isn't working.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol JUDAS: ok that DOES IT

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Jeremy SKRIB DOONamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 18/04/2025

Means of production! Seize them today for no money down or 0% APR for 36 months.

A Dodge Ram pickup truck with the license plate MARXRAM

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 08/04/2025

“that’s how i pronounce it!” i shout as i’m being kicked from a zoom meeting that is entirely banal

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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 29/03/2025

*extremely cowboy voice* Reckon I done been subjected to th' mortifyin' ordeal a bein' known

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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2025

pete hegseth is going to feel really shitty when the second groupchat leaks that’s called “houthi war plan no pete”

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

My daughter has requested a macatacahodo 360 (a taco shell filled with a hot dog, macaroni & cheese, & salsa) for lunch, & as a loving & generous father, I could not say no. I added some orange slices so it would be healthy

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Valerie Frizzle's students include twenty-seven Ivy League graduates, a Lasker Award recipient, an author longlisted for the Booker Prize, & a three-time Grammy winner. They also include more than 30 students who developed cancer before 40. Some of them are asking: when is an education too messy?

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/11/2024

Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

you stupid fucks. we are all the same. all the other shit is made up. borders are fake, laws are fake, love is real

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

There’s a fast food chain in China called Mr. Lee, but when I was there in 2006 it was called California Beef Noodle King U.S.A., maybe the best name anything has ever had.

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Anyhow, the point is you do not want to know what happened to I Tyler through LIII Tyler.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/12/2024

victorian era university professor: a cup of metal capable of holding both hot AND cold liquids? it cannot be done, and would bedevil a man's innards in the trying. no, professor stanley, we have no place for you at this college

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/12/2024

Hrnnghh, I'm trying to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed, but I'm dummy thic and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps irresistibly propelling me into the future

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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 25/07/2023

the only NFT I believe in is No Fucking Terfs

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

bluesky fact: it doesn’t actually matter what you call posts on here until you complain about it, then they’re skeets

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

As a Californian who went east for college, I was confused to learn that Martha's Vineyard was not, in fact, New England's major wine producing region, nor owned by Martha Stewart.

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