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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run

@swolecialism.bsky.social
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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him

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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 6h
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 4h
Hunter s Thompson, wearing a hat and sunglasses and a cigarette in his mouth
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 4h
the Quake II engine
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 5h
Kids keep stealing my dang protein bars
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 5h
Those aren't tears
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 9h
systematically muting every word in the lexicon for all known languages and, finally, using niche microblogging website correctly
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 13h
I really wish editors would stop saying things like this because of one ad that people in the media thought was savy: www.cnn.com/2026/09/26/p...
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14h
this is really neat
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 15h
the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today
Billboard Modern Rock tracks from September 29, 2001. the chart says Alternative Airplay but it wasn’t called that at the time!!
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14h
could claude do this? no. therefore claude will never fully replace an email job haver.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14h
i am very intelligent and would simply write superhero comics where the superheros fix the problems that the superheros deal with, thus causing there to be no more need for superhero comics
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 15h
in the field before the iowa steel mill news broke, disregard
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 15h
one of the disconcerting things about all this is finding out how many people appear to be desperately seeking someone to do their thinking for them. i sincerely don't get it.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taking the pope's new orb on adventures beyond the ultraworld
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waffle House is not the Free Third Place, but it is the cheapest meal and a show you're likely to encounter.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
welcome to college football saturday
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
[Exhausted] no, this is what Ken Paxton is like all the time
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
very important to not confuse Karen Gillan and Kieron Gillen.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one day the presidential fluids will get so low that he'll fall asleep during a press conference, shit himself, and then just never wake up. that'll be good television, i think
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
criterion channel still rocks confusing-style. just movie after movie that is guaranteed to be worth watching, and also michael haneke movies for some reason
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big problem with strategic ambiguity! Depends on leadership from both parties not being total morons!
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=isiV...
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Venjent - We Need Jungle [I'm afraid]
YouTube video by Venjent
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
transport fever 3 comes out tomorrow, can't wait to find out if they remembered to put a game in the game this time
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should invent a glasses i don't scratch
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever Joan Cusack is not on screen in your movie, audiences will be asking "Where is Joan Cusack?"
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what percentage of the FBC's annual budget goes to structural repairs, office equipment replacement, and bereavement pay because the Director accidentally did some telekinesis when she was trying to swipe her keycard at the door instead
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026
*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy.
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is what happens when America stops investing in scientific research
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just watched a video with a chinese (?) guy who decided to find out how many bags of potato chips he had to tape to himself in order to float in the pool
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On balance I think I prefer the other Odyssey adaptation, magic mike XXL
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You hate to see a mufo lose their mind tragic style
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An early internet adopter who was british would be an e-bloke
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
cannot emphasize enough that this is an article about a submarine that got captured because the captain fucked up the procedure for flushing the toilet, forcing the sub to either surface or have everyone on board die of chlorine gas
German submarine U-1206 was a Type VIIC U-boat of Nazi Germany's Kriegsmarine during World War II. She was laid down on 12 June 1943 at F. Schichau GmbH in Danzig and went into service on 16 March 1944. The submarine was scuttled on 14 April 1945 after being attacked by British forces after she was forced to the surface by problems arising from a malfunctioning plumbing system.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Buffy Summers, 1996:
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In many cultures its polite to slurp the noodles during the job interview
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The only bluesky elder thing that I care about is that I know i was the 173rd person on this website to do a thousand posts and that's just so goofy im gonna remember it for a long time
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that said, one of the only truly funny things to have happened in early bluesky was one chain of replies getting so big it legit crashed the whole staging website
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
people went so crazy with power and clout that they set up merch shops off the back of 1,029 followers. crashouts daily. it was crazy
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dont show up for a job interview with coffee in a regular mug from home. Thats just weird. How did you get it here.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy brings out a plate of fajitas, steaming, and steve's got that resiprator on so fast
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
having a delightful time imagining Steve1989MREInfo reacting to a michelin-starred dinner. getting all sad because there's no instant coffee or ancient cigarettes
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*levitating* you should not have opinions on all 100 shows plus others unfairly excluded
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gm bump its www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUB...
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electronic mix with Japanese dyers 染め工房 l Bonobo l Login.jp l downtempo ambient electronica
YouTube video by Login.jp_
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chevy Citation
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asserting that id have voted for Obama again with no connection to any question asked. Do it three or four times, widely spaced
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is... that not the default kind of bathroom
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah man thats why he won the primary! Texas republicans like crooks!
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stellz @piss.beauty · 24/09/2026
really beautiful 3 hours of techno, nice slow burn intro
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Monument Festival 2026 : OCCA
YouTube video by Monument
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's dark mode, gotta use the night glass
The "oceans should not be battlefields" tweet but it's upside down because night glasses displayed upside down (as the correction would waste precious light)
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