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@bobbylewis.bsky.social
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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 15h
the death penalty sits at an irreconcilable contradiction between the violence the state wants to inflict, and the peaceful image of said violence it wants to project
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 15h
it was my birthday two days ago, if you even care
me smiling in a mirror, freshly showered and 36
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
took a nice picture of the national mall from the plane window but i won’t post it because someone will bring up the goddamn president for no reason
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
planes should have an exterior pod you can climb into to smoke mid flight, like an ultimately deadlier version of the ball turret on WWII heavy bombers
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how are we ever gonna hold the trump regime accountable when it’s not even legal to say what they all deserve
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
stop sharing anything from michael tracey. according to federal law the possession, transportation, sharing, or sale of obscene materials can be punishable by jail time
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is there a patron saint of deep vein thrombosis
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
michael tracey looked disgusting — stench protruding — on piers morgan uncensored. very very disrespectful
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
asking for birthday nudes on bluesky by dropping my nearest telegraph office in the comments
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking of this again as i start hour four(!) of responding to birthday messages
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its queer tradition to request nudes for your birthday, but since bluesky still doesn’t have media in DMs, ask your local postmaster for the current pony express schedules to manhattan
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never seen someone begging harder for verbal abuse than the poor schmuck cold-texting people “do you have a minute to chat about the US-israeli relationship?”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
almost cried thinking about what if it happens on my birthday
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just learned the most flagrant thief i have ever known became a cop. so at least the job will come naturally to him
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
clicked an ad for an interesting looking watch and oop, the retailer is promoting its rhodesian army camo clothing collection instead
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
welcome to chicago. please wait on the runway for several hours while we remember how to operate an airport
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
i understand the temptation to gaze into the abyss that is the mind of the undecided regretful trump voter but i think doing so via those nyt panel articles actively takes a year off your life. like you come out of reading it exactly one biological year older
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026
Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok, he didn’t invent ballrooms, but hear me out
List of inventors killed by their own invention

This is a list of people whose deaths were in some manner caused by or directly related to a product, process, procedure, or other technological innovation that they invented or designed.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just saw a raccoon in midtown manhattan. good luck, friend ❤️
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
coqodaq in nyc is the best execution of trendy upscale fried chicken i’ve had, but it earned a recommendation for cooking ours in fresh oil+ a clean backup fryer to accommodate an eggplant allergy
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
disney will never be brave enough to green light this
“The Gang Goes to Epcot” as an Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card
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alfredo 🍄 @honeymummy.co · 21/09/2026
fam! my debut nyc photo exhibition opens this friday 9/25 titled Seeds of Revolution: a portrait collection of 27 working class New Yorkers that serves as a pulse check of our collective moment we’ve been building on the ground for years. join us! or share :) wordupbooks.com/event/2026-0...
Event flyer with red background titled Seeds Of Revolution: a photo exhibit at recirculation from Alfredo Jimagua in Washington heights. The title image is a Black woman sitting at her desk with a typewriter and dozens of papers posted on the wall dimly lit by a floor lamp.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the most Single White Female picture I've ever seen. Trump is gonna show up with an almost racist shade of tanner tomorrow wearing a blue tie
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
least favorite type of Brand Post has got to be the big “WE’RE SORRY” at the top that’s just another sale or some shit. shut up and give me free stuff
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
One thing about having a lot of mutuals is that you’ll often witness two people you like interacting & one will just kick the other person’s ass & you’ll just be like ‘Damn that’s crazy’.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
someone should make a movie called “nazis getting shot in the face.” and that’s all it is. $1 billion domestic box office
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just experienced a moment of clarity realizing that spicy mcnuggets taste a bit like 90s burger king chicken tenders
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“This is why we have sex with animals instead.”
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
surprised it’s not getting more play on here that the president begged south korea to send combat troops to iran. the flop sweat is getting thick
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the financial times subscriber who then decides to read a 53 post bluesky thread about the ai sex cult with harry potter characteristics has got to be one of the strangest people online
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership!
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(…whoever sent that ngl message, thank you 😌)
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’m getting sick. i’m getting sick and the worst part, god help me, is that i haven’t been able to work out all week and won’t get to for even longer
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so trump is definitely gonna start demolishing the kennedy center in the middle of the night sometime, right
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
feels weird to grow up at the apex of american power and realize it will be in decline for the rest of your life, and probably long after
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
some of the straightest men i know like this guy because of his expert proficiency in a range of ancient weaponry. and some of the gayest men i know like this guy because he is hot
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don’t care if it’s a harry potter ai sex cult charlie brown, i am not reading a 52 post thread period
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
past is prologue
youtu.be
Jackass The Movie Scene Golf Course Airhorn (2002)
YouTube video by Dark Detective.
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Joseph Zucker @josephzucker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Interesting that they never tested Flight 93 for autism. What are they hiding??????
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
vaccines did 9/11. i gotta admit, that’s a new one
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
new yorkers love to leave a subway station and stop at the top of the steps like people don’t still need to enter and exit
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what if i told you this is the endgame
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is your reminder to apply retinol lotion to your foreskin before bed
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