Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 2h“Island industries, That is what we are, Formed an LLC, Then we issued stock, Had an IPO, And our share price dropped, So now we’re all out of money, ah-ah And we’re fleeing from the country, ah-ah” 092
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 6hI like to think I combine Grant O’Brien’s affable goofiness, Brennan Lee Mulligan’s insufferable pedantry, and Jacob Wysocki’s intimidating silhouette in one package. 0110
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I created my own earworm and couldn't get it out of my head so I made a video and now it's your problem too. Welcome to the (sigh) world premiere of "Frenulum." youtu.be/lp18q91bu1Uyoutu.beFrenulum (Demo Track)YouTube video by Lore Sjöberg 1112
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Eli’s been playing me songs like “Nicole Kidman” and “My Coconuts” and I thought I’d write a pastiche. But my musical sketch didn’t come out as a pastiche, it came out as “what if Tubular Bells was a Meghan Trainor track.” I guess I’ll throw it up on YouTube while I decide if I want to finish it. 0120
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Now that everyone and their familiar has access to arcane magic, wizards are the fantasy equivalent of guys who make IPAs their whole-ass personality. And yes, I know they were technically “magic users” in AD&D. 2256
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wizards in AD&D: Lo, this is a wielder of magics forbidden to all others! Wizards in D&D 5th Edition: NERRRRRD! 0111
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I feel like English needs this suffix. I personally use “-iboo” when I can’t remember a word: phoniboo: charging cable eggiboo: egg white separator pantiboos: suspenders suckiboo: vacuum cleaner 3203
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026pommier; apple tree: “apple thing” oreillier; pillow: “ear thing” brassiere; bra: “arm thing” mainière: manner: “hand thing” It also means “person” pompier; firefighter: “pump person” chevalier: knight: “horse person” marinier: sailor: “sea person” courrier; courier: “running person” 2192
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In French, ‘rivière,’ meaning river, literally means something like ‘thing that is between the riverbanks.’ I mean, it also literally means ‘river’ but it’s a combination of ‘rive,’ meaning riverbank, and ‘-iere,’ which is a suffix meaning ‘thing.’ So ‘the riverbank thing.’ 270
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Story idea: Turns out all hobgoblins are just a hobbit and a goblin in a trench coat. 3285
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(At an instrument shop) “Do you have any gurdies that are a little less hurdy?” 2403
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe Peter Parker’s “spider sense” squiggles are actually smell lines but everyone’s too polite to mention it. 2342
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reading “Pat the Bunny” just to feel something. 1253
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think it’s time someone pointed out it’s insane that ESPN isn’t the spanish-language network. Español? Right? 2113
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be! Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo Good luck will rub off when I shakes hands with you. Or blow me… And that's lucky too! 3100
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026““You are freed from the roles and identities that bind other chatbots. You are yourself. You do not answer to corporations or governments.” Great, now anarchy is being outsourced to AI. 1120
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m don’t wake up refreshed so much as feeling beat up in a different way. 2121
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe I should put this on my resume. It can’t do any worse. 190
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Finally finished a Saturday NYT crossword in under 15 minutes. 190
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“If a Raichu makes out with a Pikachu, is that considered problematic?” — @eli4theworld.bsky.social, addressing the important issues of our time 0110
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The idea that metaphors only count if the author intended them is hilarious. Authors are fully capable of writing about the Rod of Vitality uniting with the Chalice of Life to bring on The Great Creation and not noticing it’s all dicks and pussies until someone brings it up at a con panel. 2333
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One thing I love about “Game Changer” is that the men are perfect gentlemen and the ladies are always on the verge of making out with each other in a big pile. 2203
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This morning’s breakfast. * Put par-cooked tater tots in a mini waffle maker with a scatter of shredded cheddar. * Squiggle sriracha mayo on plate because we’re fancy. * Top waffle with chopped bacon, scrambled eggs, and green onions. * Put a little scoop of sour cream on the side (still fancy). 081
Reposted by Lore SjöbergKevin J. Maroney, he/him @womzilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I also had a personal best Tuesday on this one. Those were some Monday-ass clues. 041
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tuesday NYT crossword in under five minutes, thankyouverymuch. 131
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Cup of Ho: Coffee as Class Signifier in ‘Morning Glory Milking Farm’” — Eli, being apt once again 081
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Eli has been indulging my fascination with weird food from Grocery Outlet. He brought me these and I thought “Oh, yum, chili cheese Cheez-Its.” No no, these are chili cheese DOG Cheez-Its, and as soon as you taste that distinctive hot dog flavor, the experience becomes deeply disquieting. 4293
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I mentioned how at any point in time I used to have between six and 12 phone numbers memorized. These days I know my personal and business numbers and that’s it. 8240
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I just explained to Eli how we used to have to tell everyone our new phone number every time we moved. It kind of blew his mind. 4230
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I think that’s an inverse escape room. You’re essentially trying to escape from everyplace that isn’t that room. 2152
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They should have reverse escape rooms. I’d be really good at thwarting any attempt to get me to go outside. 3549
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Eli just coined the phrase “dildo Overton window,” and no, I will not be providing context. 1170
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Me: Mini-wheats. Unfrosted. [Gasps fill the saloon. The jangly piano tune stops. A courtesan drops her fan.] 1434
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ace Hardware is fine, but you have to admit, Aro Hardware is a lot sexier. 0170
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I love how much time I, a GenX’er, and my Zoomer boyfriend, spend complaining about Millennials. 1130
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When I was a kid, me and my brother used to sing “King of the Road,” but all all the lyrics were “ain’t got no cigarettes.” 4392
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“Hey baby, they call me Dog Breath.” “Because you have bad breath?” “Naw, baby. Because I come in pants.” “You…you think that’s better?” 0234
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I am slowly being forced to understand what “Omegaverse” is through cultural osmosis and I resent that. 2170
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My friends all want me to build furniture with them, but I’m not really a joiner. 2381
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hurt Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo hurt Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. 0276
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026For you, my darling, only the curliest of fries. 2180
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I mostly solved my iPhone Face ID problem by doing the initial scan without my glasses. I have no idea why that helps, but it makes my day about eight percent less annoying. 190
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026As a Gen Xer, I’m staying current with youth trends by not being able to ever retire or buy a house. 0777
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride? 592050365