Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 13hAnother factor is that it doesn't matter what happened next. It doesn't matter that Smith was "stunned" because he had no fucking clue what Schmidt was talking about. It doesn't matter that the exchange wound up being extremely embarrassing for Schmidt. This is enough of a narrative. And it works. 050
Reposted by Red DurkinEmma Weird Wiltshire @weird-wiltshire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you remember I mentioned The Haunting of Hill House?! Well, let’s just say I have only just got over the trauma. But it was an awesome theatre production and I totally recommend you go see it before it goes on tour. www.wiltshirecreative.co.uk/events/the-h... 2485
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A woman told me she hated Frankenstein today and it took everything in me not to throttle her and frame a nearby house servant for her death by surreptitiously secreting one of her keepsakes into their pocket while they slept 1131
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For every "She Was a Loyal Member of the Fuck Everyone Party. That is, Until the Party Fucked Her," profile of some remorseful bigot, you should have to publish 3 interviews with people who Knew Those People Sucked the Whole Time. 0349
Reposted by Red DurkinCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105132076
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*doing the Office "it's the same picture" meme between this and Gustave Doré's depiction of Hell from Dante's Inferno* 040
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If OpenAI were run out of a basement and not out of the pockets of the richest people on the planet, every single person involved would already be in prison. 063
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ah, yes. Paying less, but still paying, for healthcare you don't use. That famous scam. 1242
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Horror stories generally follow a traditional 3 act structure. There's act 1, act 2, and... huh. That's odd. Act 3's missing... *the silhouette of act 3 rises menacingly in the background* 040
Reposted by Red Durkinmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I saw someone earlier today asking about how Rahm Emmanuel keeps getting major-outlet profiles written about his Presidential candidacy despite zero public interest and that's a similar case and one with a, to me, very obvious explanation (Rahm's brother owns a major Hollywood talent agency) 552059
Reposted by Red Durkinmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real 292447505
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Something that I have always loved about working in bookstores and especially love now that I own one myself is being part of a space that can be so special for kids. When I'm having a bad day (or a bad month, as the case may be) it really lifts my spirits to see kids get excited about books. 1250
Reposted by Red DurkinRed Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Indeed, there is a power in Rivendell to withstand the might of Mordor for a while. And elsewhere other powers still dwell. There is power, too, of another kind in the Shire. Unions, Frodo! The power of the worker united in solidarity!" - Gandalf, the Fellowship of the Ring 33710
Reposted by Red DurkinRed Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception 1241271113
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Applicant: Oh, that? I just wanted to separate the two pieces of text, so I pressed the "enter" key twice. Interviewer: whoa! looks like we've got a real tech wizard on our hands! 0182
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My favorite part of this video is when he talks about the 12-year-old who laughed at his "I am married to a pig and we have sex" sign 0195
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, it didn't. A computer program did what the people who made it programed it to do. If what it did was illegal, it should be destroyed and those people should be held liable. I'm not panicked, I'm tired of pretending this is complicated. 2214
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The *huge* uptick in backordered, mishandled, damaged, canceled, misprinted, mis-shipped, and straight up dirty books coming from publishers and distributors 181
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Seriously! "Now, let's ask a man who, by his own admission, has had the opposite of a good point for 30 years." 071
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Starting to wonder how long God will refuse to let this creature die and which sin, in particular, it's a punishment for 3142
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A character frantically muttering "that wasn't real" to themself about 1. a truly horrifying thing & 2. the FIRST *truly* horrifying thing to happen in the movie isn't the same as one character smugly quipping to another "well, that just happened," and if that's not clear to you, I dunno what to say 271
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don't even need to unmute. Just imagine this being a real image from the highest halls of your government's deliberating body and still thinking you're a serious country run by competent people. 010
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hope this is the end of Gavin Newsom's political career. 1406
Reposted by Red Durkinjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026“the english are a mongrel people (laudatory)” 1074029358
Reposted by Red DurkinThe Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/22/4 117432
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Are you a man or a woman?" I'm a T Girl Large Large Large Large Large Large Large Large Large 0337
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reiterating a policy that's served me so enormously well, if you use a picture of your pet as your PFP *and* I see you being sanctimonious, rude, and/or belligerent, I will block you on site whether or not we've ever interacted. If you wanna be an asshole, be yourself. Let your dog be your dog. 190
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I genuinely believe that "advertising works" is one of the most overblown truisms in existence and our everyday lives get worse and worse and worse as a result. 1131
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Used to be that a bookie would loan you the money to place bets and send goons to break your kneecaps if you didn't settle the dept quickly. Now, the prediction market allows margin trading and will deploy patella demolition experts to recoup outstanding balances. It's much different. 083
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gavin Newsom is what would slither out of the lab if a scientist dropped a beaker full of "Everything Wrong with the Democratic Party." Postures as the opposition, but is a feckless collaborationist driven by naked ambition and a genuine disdain for the poor. Can't stand the guy. No, thank you. 04912
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I genuinely had to read this tweet several times over before I understood that it was meant to be a defense of Rowling 060
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Any time a conservative has a surprisingly progressive position: 0141
Reposted by Red Durkinjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569971621
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh, man. Seeing Resident Evil in the middle of a workday is one of the decisions I've ever made. What a movie! 1130
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is exactly the thing. Trans rights are worth defending because trans people are worth defending and, also, simultaneously, at the same time, the very basic statistical truth is that the overwhelming majority of people harmed by mandated & enforced gender norms are not going to be trans. 210423
Reposted by Red DurkinMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457561512
Reposted by Red DurkinBryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026at the risk of repeating myself, the one thing AI is genuinely world-class at is responsibility annihilation here. have the thing you want to hear. you're welcome. if you have any problems after the fact just say the robot told you you had to do it. bsky.app/profile/inte... 13811
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026IF YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IN 2026 AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO SAY THAN, "DUH... ACTUALLY I HATE TRANNIES, TOO!" GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF POLITICS AND GO BACK TO THE CIRCUS, YOU FUCKING CLOWN!! 2499
Reposted by Red DurkinSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74253049433
Reposted by Red DurkinMonks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters 5177932352
Reposted by Red DurkinPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136062881
Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Indeed, there is a power in Rivendell to withstand the might of Mordor for a while. And elsewhere other powers still dwell. There is power, too, of another kind in the Shire. Unions, Frodo! The power of the worker united in solidarity!" - Gandalf, the Fellowship of the Ring 33710