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Red Durkin

@daedsider.bsky.social
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bookseller, book buyer, book scout, bookstore owner, horror & rare book collector. I don't read; it's my terrible secret, please don't tell anybody I used to be famous for being trans, like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. Psalms 109:8

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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 13h
Another factor is that it doesn't matter what happened next. It doesn't matter that Smith was "stunned" because he had no fucking clue what Schmidt was talking about. It doesn't matter that the exchange wound up being extremely embarrassing for Schmidt. This is enough of a narrative. And it works.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20h
One of the all-time great pieces of art
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20h
Panel from a Batman comic depicting Bane breaking Batman's back. The text reads "...BREAK YOU!" with "KRAKT" added as a sound effect. Elon Musk have been laid over Batman on Bane's knee, coinciding with the odd shape of his posture.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 23h
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Emma Weird Wiltshire @weird-wiltshire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you remember I mentioned The Haunting of Hill House?! Well, let’s just say I have only just got over the trauma. But it was an awesome theatre production and I totally recommend you go see it before it goes on tour. www.wiltshirecreative.co.uk/events/the-h...
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A woman told me she hated Frankenstein today and it took everything in me not to throttle her and frame a nearby house servant for her death by surreptitiously secreting one of her keepsakes into their pocket while they slept
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For every "She Was a Loyal Member of the Fuck Everyone Party. That is, Until the Party Fucked Her," profile of some remorseful bigot, you should have to publish 3 interviews with people who Knew Those People Sucked the Whole Time.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*doing the Office "it's the same picture" meme between this and Gustave Doré's depiction of Hell from Dante's Inferno*
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If OpenAI were run out of a basement and not out of the pockets of the richest people on the planet, every single person involved would already be in prison.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah, yes. Paying less, but still paying, for healthcare you don't use. That famous scam.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horror stories generally follow a traditional 3 act structure. There's act 1, act 2, and... huh. That's odd. Act 3's missing... *the silhouette of act 3 rises menacingly in the background*
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw someone earlier today asking about how Rahm Emmanuel keeps getting major-outlet profiles written about his Presidential candidacy despite zero public interest and that's a similar case and one with a, to me, very obvious explanation (Rahm's brother owns a major Hollywood talent agency)
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Something that I have always loved about working in bookstores and especially love now that I own one myself is being part of a space that can be so special for kids. When I'm having a bad day (or a bad month, as the case may be) it really lifts my spirits to see kids get excited about books.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Indeed, there is a power in Rivendell to withstand the might of Mordor for a while. And elsewhere other powers still dwell. There is power, too, of another kind in the Shire. Unions, Frodo! The power of the worker united in solidarity!" - Gandalf, the Fellowship of the Ring
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Applicant: Oh, that? I just wanted to separate the two pieces of text, so I pressed the "enter" key twice. Interviewer: whoa! looks like we've got a real tech wizard on our hands!
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite part of this video is when he talks about the 12-year-old who laughed at his "I am married to a pig and we have sex" sign
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dril tweet reading "if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o"
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, it didn't. A computer program did what the people who made it programed it to do. If what it did was illegal, it should be destroyed and those people should be held liable. I'm not panicked, I'm tired of pretending this is complicated.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The *huge* uptick in backordered, mishandled, damaged, canceled, misprinted, mis-shipped, and straight up dirty books coming from publishers and distributors
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously! "Now, let's ask a man who, by his own admission, has had the opposite of a good point for 30 years."
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting to wonder how long God will refuse to let this creature die and which sin, in particular, it's a punishment for
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A character frantically muttering "that wasn't real" to themself about 1. a truly horrifying thing & 2. the FIRST *truly* horrifying thing to happen in the movie isn't the same as one character smugly quipping to another "well, that just happened," and if that's not clear to you, I dunno what to say
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't even need to unmute. Just imagine this being a real image from the highest halls of your government's deliberating body and still thinking you're a serious country run by competent people.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope this is the end of Gavin Newsom's political career.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
“the english are a mongrel people (laudatory)”
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/22/4
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Are you a man or a woman?" I'm a T Girl Large Large Large Large Large Large Large Large Large
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reiterating a policy that's served me so enormously well, if you use a picture of your pet as your PFP *and* I see you being sanctimonious, rude, and/or belligerent, I will block you on site whether or not we've ever interacted. If you wanna be an asshole, be yourself. Let your dog be your dog.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I genuinely believe that "advertising works" is one of the most overblown truisms in existence and our everyday lives get worse and worse and worse as a result.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Used to be that a bookie would loan you the money to place bets and send goons to break your kneecaps if you didn't settle the dept quickly. Now, the prediction market allows margin trading and will deploy patella demolition experts to recoup outstanding balances. It's much different.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gavin Newsom is what would slither out of the lab if a scientist dropped a beaker full of "Everything Wrong with the Democratic Party." Postures as the opposition, but is a feckless collaborationist driven by naked ambition and a genuine disdain for the poor. Can't stand the guy. No, thank you.
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I genuinely had to read this tweet several times over before I understood that it was meant to be a defense of Rowling
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any time a conservative has a surprisingly progressive position:
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I Have No Bucket and I Must Scream
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, man. Seeing Resident Evil in the middle of a workday is one of the decisions I've ever made. What a movie!
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is exactly the thing. Trans rights are worth defending because trans people are worth defending and, also, simultaneously, at the same time, the very basic statistical truth is that the overwhelming majority of people harmed by mandated & enforced gender norms are not going to be trans.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
at the risk of repeating myself, the one thing AI is genuinely world-class at is responsibility annihilation here. have the thing you want to hear. you're welcome. if you have any problems after the fact just say the robot told you you had to do it. bsky.app/profile/inte...
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IF YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IN 2026 AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO SAY THAN, "DUH... ACTUALLY I HATE TRANNIES, TOO!" GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF POLITICS AND GO BACK TO THE CIRCUS, YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

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AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Indeed, there is a power in Rivendell to withstand the might of Mordor for a while. And elsewhere other powers still dwell. There is power, too, of another kind in the Shire. Unions, Frodo! The power of the worker united in solidarity!" - Gandalf, the Fellowship of the Ring
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