Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the true horror of The Internet for US leftists isn't discovering the undeniable ineptitude of the Democratic Party, but rather discovering that the Democratic Party is one of the most competent left-of-center organizations when you look at the rest of the world 010
Reposted by Izzy SeabiscuitBig Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026she looks like what's going to be left where the oceans were 0221
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Reminds me of the funniest episode of Detroiters, when the security guard pitches his idea for the account for "diapers"vimeo.comDetroiters - Ned's Diaper Pitch (Clip).mp4Source: Detroiters S1E2, "Hog Riders" (2017 171
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I ended up bailing on the Justice concert in SF during their first US tour. That concert was recorded and became A Cross The Universe 😭😭 010
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i maintain that the universal love for Snowpiercer is a critical conspiracy specifically designed to fuck with me. it is a movie whose nearest aesthetic compatriot is Equilibrium, an inarguably clowny film. all of the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the eyes without its brevity 340
Reposted by Izzy Seabiscuitpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Enjoying the bluesky speed camera debate 1333643352
Reposted by Izzy SeabiscuitPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries 344160554
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Neymar with a HUGE PENALTY KICK to put Brazil down 2-1 10 minutes into +7 extra time 030
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It's pretty gross and scary that a Peter Thiel company will have access to this. I do not care about the US government getting access to my driver's license and passport. They already have this, since they, you know, made them in the first place. 120
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026SAN JOSE HOCKEY STAY WINNING BABY (vegas tyvm for letting her drop to 4, for some reason) 020
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Stoke is high at the Nithya Raman campaign kickoff for the general! 090
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026give this man an NYT OpEd slot, the most honest assessment of the current state of the federal government I've heard in a while 042
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The exceptionally funny part about all of this is that until Raman pulled ahead, these morons were posting shit like, "you're in an echo chamber online, just because you can't believe a lot of voters want Pratt doesn't mean it's not real" just unbridled cognitive dissonance 000
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I cannot express my overwhelming jealously for the forensic engineer who got hired to test the cushion and chambers layout to determine whether the acoustics were sufficient for bystanders to hear loud sex. 160
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026static.klipy.comSears: I'll Call Now CommercialALT: Sears: I'll Call Now Commercial 120
Reposted by Izzy SeabiscuitFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Being skeptical of any media or journalism that is aimed at making you upset is how you stop yourself from becoming a fox news grandpa. You should not want to become a fox news grandpa. 4623145
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026“no definitely we should do coffee, don’t have my calendar in front of me though. just text me soon! (please do not text me)” 041
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026a cool thing that we generally know from research is that animals mostly like similar sounds as us! so the alligators (and other animals he sings to) could genuinely enjoy this, they’re not just scoping out food but don’t do this if you’re not this guy 070
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026there are bad people who like rockets but don’t get it twisted: rockets are still hella cool 120
Reposted by Izzy SeabiscuitSpillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It's like the opposite of the bene gesserit. Their plans are measured in minutes 130136
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026so, uh, did we ever find out if Ahmadinejad actually survived or not like has anyone followed up on that 130
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 05/03/2026neither a good ending nor a bad ending but an ending that honestly all three of them deserved 030
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026if you ever want to feel a certain age, in Perfect Blue they log onto the internet using Netscape Navigator 090
Reposted by Izzy Seabiscuitae @aelkus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026y'all said "be gay, do crimes" and now look what happened 6711108
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 20/02/2026i was wondering why the FBI was advertising jobs to me over gmail 020
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Post a banger that isn't in Englishyoutube.comBak et hallelujaYouTube video by Kaizers Orchestra - Topic 010
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026just gonna say that anyone who's responding to this like "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME QUIT CAFFEINE" is doing the same thing as the boomer "just black coffee" cartoon 000
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026feels like a turn from early bluesky that there's a dutch speedskater named Femme Kok who just blew up the standings and there's nothing on the timeline 0255
Reposted by Izzy SeabiscuitScoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 06/02/2026In zee middle we have zee twink, on zee left and zee right we have zee two options for zee twink as zay age. Twink Death et Transition. 1163
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026DOJ really seems to be doing a "release all the files and then immediately remove whichever ones get traffic" sort of dance here 020
Reposted by Izzy SeabiscuitZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/01/2026OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT 942614543
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 14/01/2026this dude can be annoying as hell sometimes but he is absolutely reading his biggest critics into oblivion right now 0171
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Putah Creek! Tributary to the Sacramento, and (like so many things in the Central Valley) an inspiration for a Creedence song 010
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 08/01/2026As a forensic reconstructionist: reconstructing vehicle motions from mobile camera footage is time consuming work and requires a lot of expertise, and even then you end up with large margins of error. Nobody uses AI for this, because it would instantly kicked out of court. 192
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The Onion understands posting properly: you can post about politics. you can even post a plurality about politics. but the majority of your posts must be non-political shitposting to keep the vibes alive 030
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.media.tenor.coma woman wearing a fur coat is sitting in a chair .Alt: Myrna Loy with her unmistakeable side eye in The Thin Man, the true Christmas not-Christmas movie 010
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Ida's mugs are the best! If you're looking for a beautiful gift this is your shot, get an order in early. 132
Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025The “brain worm” story is perjury that RFK told during his protracted divorce proceedings to deny his ex-wife alimony payments, proceedings so protracted and cruel she ended her own life before they were finished. No doctor “reviewed his scans”, and the NYT never fact-checked them. 120