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Izzy Seabiscuit

@ijspurcell.bsky.social
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Professional forensic engineer and collision reconstructionist. Amateur trail trash. Take the bus, you've earned it. he/they

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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the true horror of The Internet for US leftists isn't discovering the undeniable ineptitude of the Democratic Party, but rather discovering that the Democratic Party is one of the most competent left-of-center organizations when you look at the rest of the world
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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
she looks like what's going to be left where the oceans were
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reminds me of the funniest episode of Detroiters, when the security guard pitches his idea for the account for "diapers"
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Detroiters - Ned's Diaper Pitch (Clip).mp4
Source: Detroiters S1E2, "Hog Riders" (2017
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I ended up bailing on the Justice concert in SF during their first US tour. That concert was recorded and became A Cross The Universe 😭😭
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i maintain that the universal love for Snowpiercer is a critical conspiracy specifically designed to fuck with me. it is a movie whose nearest aesthetic compatriot is Equilibrium, an inarguably clowny film. all of the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the eyes without its brevity
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Enjoying the bluesky speed camera debate
Weightlifting skeleton meme: “American culture is a machine that turns leftists into libertarians”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
Southern Pacific Diamondback Rattler
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
lmao she had this one locked and loaded
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neymar with a HUGE PENALTY KICK to put Brazil down 2-1 10 minutes into +7 extra time
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's pretty gross and scary that a Peter Thiel company will have access to this. I do not care about the US government getting access to my driver's license and passport. They already have this, since they, you know, made them in the first place.
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
SAN JOSE HOCKEY STAY WINNING BABY (vegas tyvm for letting her drop to 4, for some reason)
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Stoke is high at the Nithya Raman campaign kickoff for the general!
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
give this man an NYT OpEd slot, the most honest assessment of the current state of the federal government I've heard in a while
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The exceptionally funny part about all of this is that until Raman pulled ahead, these morons were posting shit like, "you're in an echo chamber online, just because you can't believe a lot of voters want Pratt doesn't mean it's not real" just unbridled cognitive dissonance
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I cannot express my overwhelming jealously for the forensic engineer who got hired to test the cushion and chambers layout to determine whether the acoustics were sufficient for bystanders to hear loud sex.
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Sears: I'll Call Now Commercial
ALT: Sears: I'll Call Now Commercial
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Being skeptical of any media or journalism that is aimed at making you upset is how you stop yourself from becoming a fox news grandpa. You should not want to become a fox news grandpa.
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
disc horse said “meet me in temeculhenge”
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“no definitely we should do coffee, don’t have my calendar in front of me though. just text me soon! (please do not text me)”
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
*back that azz up intensifies*
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Christopher Vega @thevega.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
a cool thing that we generally know from research is that animals mostly like similar sounds as us! so the alligators (and other animals he sings to) could genuinely enjoy this, they’re not just scoping out food but don’t do this if you’re not this guy
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
there are bad people who like rockets but don’t get it twisted: rockets are still hella cool
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's like the opposite of the bene gesserit. Their plans are measured in minutes
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[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
stop spending money on Claude Code; Chipotle’s support bot is free
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
so, uh, did we ever find out if Ahmadinejad actually survived or not like has anyone followed up on that
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
neither a good ending nor a bad ending but an ending that honestly all three of them deserved
Tashi's scream at the end of Challengers
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
if you ever want to feel a certain age, in Perfect Blue they log onto the internet using Netscape Navigator
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
y'all said "be gay, do crimes" and now look what happened
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i was wondering why the FBI was advertising jobs to me over gmail
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post a banger that isn't in English
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Bak et halleluja
YouTube video by Kaizers Orchestra - Topic
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
just gonna say that anyone who's responding to this like "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME QUIT CAFFEINE" is doing the same thing as the boomer "just black coffee" cartoon
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
feels like a turn from early bluesky that there's a dutch speedskater named Femme Kok who just blew up the standings and there's nothing on the timeline
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
uhhhhh holy shit?
Rumors of Nithya Raman entering LA mayor’s race
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 06/02/2026
In zee middle we have zee twink, on zee left and zee right we have zee two options for zee twink as zay age. Twink Death et Transition.
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
DOJ really seems to be doing a "release all the files and then immediately remove whichever ones get traffic" sort of dance here
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 28/01/2026
OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ALL HAIL THE KING
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
this dude can be annoying as hell sometimes but he is absolutely reading his biggest critics into oblivion right now
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Putah Creek! Tributary to the Sacramento, and (like so many things in the Central Valley) an inspiration for a Creedence song
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
hahahaha eat shit fred rosen
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
As a forensic reconstructionist: reconstructing vehicle motions from mobile camera footage is time consuming work and requires a lot of expertise, and even then you end up with large margins of error. Nobody uses AI for this, because it would instantly kicked out of court.
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The Onion understands posting properly: you can post about politics. you can even post a plurality about politics. but the majority of your posts must be non-political shitposting to keep the vibes alive
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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a woman wearing a fur coat is sitting in a chair .
Alt: Myrna Loy with her unmistakeable side eye in The Thin Man, the true Christmas not-Christmas movie
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
goddammit @theonion.com
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Yves Klein in 1957:
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Myst, produced by Ryan Murphy
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Ida's mugs are the best! If you're looking for a beautiful gift this is your shot, get an order in early.
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Izzy Seabiscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The “brain worm” story is perjury that RFK told during his protracted divorce proceedings to deny his ex-wife alimony payments, proceedings so protracted and cruel she ended her own life before they were finished. No doctor “reviewed his scans”, and the NYT never fact-checked them.
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