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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻

@realqrampage.fightins.online
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obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, gyoza, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | nisei | Okinawan | rare disease patient and advocate | a guy who is a wife | she/her prof pic by @ethankocak.com

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Tobias @drfunky.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Call my dick lebron the way it’s always dribbling
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 09/10/2026
my husband told me that Ted Bundy grew up in our neighborhood, and then he said, “but don’t worry, the ghost of Ted Bundy does not haunt our house, there are no ghosts in our house” as if he needed to put that thought in my head!!!
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 09/10/2026
remember to vote for me for dictator in 2028 because wouldn’t it be rad if the US got a female dictator before North Korea does? that’s feminism!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 08/10/2026
my husband is so out of pocket with his texts to me! this was accompanied by a photo of his tits lmao
It's me, your himbo ex boyfriend 
You up?
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 07/10/2026
I woke up with a migraine at 3am and I have been fighting through it all day on this work trip and now I’m crying in my hotel room because it’s just too much
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 05/10/2026
I miss my cutie baby dogs 😭 at least they’re having a good time WITHOUT ME 😭😭😭
a picture of Mochi, a red and white corgi, and Lola, a tricolor corgi, at daycare. they are sitting nicely and smiling up at the camera.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 05/10/2026
apparently everyone who has met me after I got married thinks I’m Filipino because of my husband’s Spanish last name they see the Irish-Spanish hyphenated name and they look at my husband and think “ain’t no way that white boy is Latino, he must be the Irish one”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bobby Hill: 111 degrees? Phoenix can't really be that hot can it?
[steps outside]
Oh my god! It's like standing on the sun!
Peggy: This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.
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David L. Pumpkins @leboism.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For those not following NJ politics, please know that the Lt Gov resigned a few days ago because a report came out saying he did serial harassment, and yesterday he went on TV to say "i put that report through multiple AIs and they told me it wasn't sexual harassment." Former university president
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my coats and sweaters deserve justice!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 05/10/2026
I have to go to Arizona for work this week and I can’t believe people enjoy living somewhere that’s regularly 95-100 degrees in OCTOBER
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Todd Wolfson @proftwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My PhD advisor, Peggy Sanday, published Fraternity Gang Rape (1990). She found gang rape functions as male bonding through domination: men use women to prove masculinity, gain status, & demonstrate loyalty. Group norms normalize coercion, erase consent, & institutional privilege shields perpetrators
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BoOoO oUtSiDe 🧡🖤 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if violence isn't the answer, how come everyone with all the money and power enact violence all the time?
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 03/10/2026
I think we’ve really done a disservice to society with all our zero tolerance for violence bullshit, like sometimes violence is in fact the answer
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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
"as i congratulate the marketing team on an excellent rollout i would like to acknowledge i do so from wampanoag land"
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 02/10/2026
I was telling my husband about the shoutout I gave about my team to company leadership and he goes, “did you include a land acknowledgement?” and when I stared at him he sassily went, “hmmm, interesting”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 02/10/2026
I’m officially definitively extremely funny because I got a room of NEUROLOGISTS to laugh at my jokes tonight!
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blumpkin spice latte @klingonhousing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hand-to-hand combat to the death is one of the few ways society allows men to show emotion with each other.
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blumpkin spice latte @klingonhousing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guns require distance from your adversary, ruining the tense, intimate homoeroticism of combat.
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 01/10/2026
no offense, but guns are for girls, real men fight with primitive tools that can be fashioned by hand in the wild
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
I hate sports. I hate them so much. The fucking worst thing to ever happen to me.
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 30/09/2026
BRYCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
hey that's the corgi from cowboy bebop!
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 30/09/2026
whenever I’m on a work trip, I like to text selfies to my husband with dramatic captions like “this is what I look like, in case you forgot” as if I’ve been gone for years
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 30/09/2026
I woke up with a terrible migraine but thankfully I am at a conference full of neurologists, so all I had to do was go to he hotel lobby and exclaim “ATTENTION! I HAVE A MIGRAINE”, and now I no longer have a migraine this is the best health care access I’ve ever experienced
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
could claude do this? no. therefore claude will never fully replace an email job haver.
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 29/09/2026
it’s a magical day in corporate (multiple people have replied all to a message that errantly cc’d a huge distro list, and all of them say “STOP REPLYING ALL”)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you’re a dude thinking “i’ve never done anything disgusting” (citations needed) then you’ve more than likely sat there quietly while your friend did something disgusting or bragged about doing something disgusting. you cannot absolve yourself.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ciara RayneCloud 🏳️‍⚧️ @ciararaynecloud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have been telling you all, for weeks, if not months, that this is a party wide problem. This is coming from the top.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a thing I eventually realized is that a lot of institutions exist to reproduce preexisting hierarchies of wealth and race, for which the official role of the institution (such as the teaching and academic reputation) serves to justify that reproduction.
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
I don’t really know why we still allow fraternities on college campuses tbh
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really sad to see colleges are still protecting rapists. kudos to the students exposing Cornell's institutional betrayal.
cornellsun.com
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
I cut off my mom 10 years ago so I guess you can say that I’m a trendsetter, a real maverick, a trailblazer of sorts also fuck off with calling this an “epidemic” lmao, oh no, an epidemic of people taking better care of themselves, the fucking HORROR
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
I’m stoned and my husband was like “wow your eyes are so squinty” and I was like “wow that’s so racist to say to your Asian wife”
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
bro this is the actor that played Tomás
Óscar Casas looking fine
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 26/09/2026
holy shit we’re watching The Orphanage, and I am NOT GOOD at scary movies, and during the scene with the medium where it starts getting real freaky, I looked up and SOME RANDOM DUDE WAS STARING AT US FROM OUR BACKYARD
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 26/09/2026
I’m reading a book by a Nigerian author and I just learned that maga means “a fool who has been taken advantage of” lol
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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