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Nick Douglas

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/09/2026
Dark sea and distant land
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This week's t-shirt is a very silly joke for fans of linguistics, Ghibli, and milky drinks. #WeeklyTshirt #Ghibli #Boba danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/kiki...
A black spikey shape wearing a red bow and riding a witch's broom. 
A blobby shape filled with milk and tapioca balls, with a red spiral stripped straw.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026
ok i watched the elephant graveyard thing and im genuinely shocked there's a clip of rogan basically saying he watched child porn and it was so good to watch, dunno how that slipped by all these years, one of the most insane things i've ever heard someone offer up freely and with conviction
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cartoon pigs are a psy op against real pigs who are intensely emotional and intelligent animals but are depicted in cartoons as pervert buffoons stealing attention away from better, funnier characters, which in turn gives us moral permission to eat Ham Lunchables
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry, my love. I'm running away with a man who told me "i don't know why you're getting downvoted for this"
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 28/09/2026
A very funny thing is happening where our lovely autistic audience is so horrified with the weird numbers that everyone’s trying to fix it at once, causing further weird numbers. Have we accidentally stumbled on the world’s most neurodivergent marketing strategy???
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 28/09/2026
She beat on my boat against the current til I'm borne back ceaselessly
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an annoying and also lovely aspect of the forming brain that I can hear a random 1980s record and, because I heard it a lot when I was a toddler, genuinely believe it contains sounds that describe a different, half-magic reality.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 28/09/2026
It's Christmas in Middle-Earth season www.christmasinmiddleearth.com/music
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Music | Christmas in Middle-Earth
Check out the sick sounds of Christmas in Middle-Earth, written by Brendan Dalton.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
free display name Jamelle Bluey
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Sweet Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never underestimate a woman’s knowledge
A four panel comic strip. Panel 1: a boy asks “Hey mom, what’s your favourite superhero?” Panel 2: “Oh I don’t know dear. Probably X-Man.” Panel 3: “Haha mom you’re so dumb and old. The X-Men is a team!” Panel 4: “Actually dear, I was talking about Nate Grey, the alternate universe Cable who took the name x-Man in his original run in ‘95. Read the comics you fucking casual.”
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HARPYA(1979): Channel 4's Four-Mations strand showed mind-blowing world animations during the 90s, including Raoul Servais' live action/stop-motion horror classic about a man who takes in a Harpy with an insatiable appetite...
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 27/09/2026
I know not with what weapons Web3 shall be fought with, but...
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of you will already know this, but the distinction between things and stuff is about to be huge in empirically informed philosophy of mind
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Then I started to actually meet writers and they were all stupid assholes so I thought hey, this is a scam I might be able to do. I don’t have the stomach for regular crimes." www.kalebchorton.com/blog/writing...
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Writing About Writing — Kaleb Horton
People have been asking me for writing advice a lot lately. All I really have to say is just start typing until you’re done, and make sure none of what you’re typing is bullshit. The first part takes ...
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do people even have butlers anymore? Should I fire Jennings?
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 25/09/2026
Ey buddy we got other customers, hurry up, you want your prose finely wrought or limpid?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 25/09/2026
The government are all Bigfoots
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my small son has been wearing a superman cape we got from goodwill all day every day for ... two weeks? three weeks? and asking that we all call him superman, and pretending he's superman. which is very funny because his understanding of superman as a concept is rudimentary at best
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 25/09/2026
Kids love it when you sing over the refrain of "Pink Pony Club" with "and such a son-in-law / like no one ever saw"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 24/09/2026
Hey man, hope you humpty (have a great fall)
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tante @tante.cc · 24/09/2026
"And then, finally, and perhaps most importantly, Silicon Valley executives may love over-optimizing their lives and running chatbots like a team of tireless assistants, but I’m just not convinced the general public wants to be a manager." Am I too boring to need an AI agent?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s unfair for very funny comedians to be conventionally hot. They should only be hot in a Conan O’Brien/Gilda Radner “that funny motherfucker can GET IT” sense — Eddie Murphy or Julia-Louis Dreyfus at BEST — not like an actual model/actor sense
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People really need to go back to the original Jurassic Park and look at the rather disturbing ways in which InGen's management of it now looks prescient
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 23/09/2026
Friendly reminder that your pharmacy has the COVID and flu shots ready
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 23/09/2026
It's OK when the president does it. It's OK when the AI does it. It's OK when
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 23/09/2026
Checking my email first thing, in case I got a job offer at 4 AM
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 22/09/2026
Scientists trained a man's brain to simulate a fruit fly
Copies of the novel "Fruit Fly" by Josh Silver
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer):
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 21/09/2026
Someone hated Muzak and wished on a monkey's paw and now I have to eat the pad see ew lunch special listening to Avicii
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 21/09/2026
all these semicolons are not very cyberpunk of you
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 21/09/2026
On Threads a guy posted a clip of 30 Rock and captioned it "fyi, this is actually incredible writing." The show won 68 Emmys, Neil
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「 Timber Wolf Enjoyer」 @poprygozhin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Consciousness is when I woke up, sentience is when i feel the urge to pee, intelligence is when i actually dont do it in my bed and get to the bathroom
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026
upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a very good point and the thing to understand is that’s not what’s happening on either side. The republicans are identifying all the people they want to target for degradation and a repeal of their civil rights. The democrats are giving a list of who they’re okay to do that to.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well
AI and consciousness political 2D grid.

Authoritarian
Al is not conscious and neither am I
Authoritarian
Left
Al is conscious but l am not
Authoritarian
Right
Economic-
Left
Economic-Right
Libertarian
Left
I am conscious but Al is not
Libertarian
Right
I am conscious and so is Al
Libertarian
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youre not gonna lose your job to magic beans, you'll lose your job to someone who traded their cow for magic beans
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miss fugazi @crip.es · 20/09/2026
rube “the machine” goldberg
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 20/09/2026
What’s the climax of “Groundhog Day”
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've noticed that people who are into AI all seem to have the absolute worst attention to detail. It's like they glance at everything without actually looking at anything.
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We can destroy Tilly Norwood by having One journalist ask it’s opinion on Palestine and Israel
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