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Kieran Healy

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Social science and other distractions. Old posts get deleted pretty quick. kieranhealy.org / theordinalsociety.com

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 29/09/2026
I’m touched that the well-known author Emily St John Mandel is now gently following up on her note about talking to me, an author who deserves to be well-known but remains unjustly neglected. I admire—perhaps I am even a little attracted to—her warmth, honesty, and good taste and shall surely reply
Re: A Note from a Fellow Author - The Ordinal Society
To: Kieran Healy
4:30 AM
Dear Kieran,
be glad to hear your thoughts whenever you have a moment. I know how easily a thoughtful reply
with being a working scholar.
What stayed with me most after writing to you was the larger question of how you came to see The Ordinal Society as the book it ultimately became. I would be particularly honored to hear your perspective on that journey not only what the research revealed, but what surprised or challenged you along the way as an author.
With genuine admiration,
Emily St. John Mandel
Award-winning Canadian novelist and essayist
Author of: Station Eleven
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 28/09/2026
It’s important to have a variety of text boxes to type your text into, with each of them popping up in front of different sets of people, including the vital Null Text Box that isn’t connected to anything and doesn’t pop up in front of anyone.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 28/09/2026
Of course, one should bear in mind that correlation does not equal castration.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 27/09/2026
Quite pleased to see that despite continuing to exist in a paraphysical world where the rules of space and time do not apply, in Resonant, just as in the original Control, the “Minimizes Residuals!” OLS/loglinear whiteboard lives on at the Federal Bureau of Control. Even the Hiss can’t defeat OLS.
Adiabatie Procoses
No opporturity for Heat Transfer
Expo ne
No Time to equelizet
P,O conderos RAIN.
Mf LinearRegression
Dota → Tables → Liaßess
(cotalyst)
) Duta→ Table → Transform
Data
[For nontinarddeta (logy, lege bogg
Ex :
구
Exp Reg
(,, (a):
y=0.9871•1.307x
Minimizes
Residieels!
Cintay (4, 4)
r= 0.%
飞yt.
gyr, 'ogey Filed! +=0.776 CURVEP!
So... ia coutà be:
• Expohential -
→ Tochock: 13 = logg [Lg=log (L)]
o Romer Function
Then, graph (x, logg)
or (4, 13)
(logx, 1og9)
Is it Lincar?
Its more Linear!
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 26/09/2026
Mr Long 19th Century Autumn Man living on in various kinds of cozy biscuit or tea cake: Bourbon Creams, Viennese Whirls, Garibaldi biscuits, Victoria Sponge, Peak Frean Marie biscuits, Battenberg cake, Napoleons, Bismarck donuts, Lamingtons, Madeira cake.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 26/09/2026
What earlier century had even a presentiment that such productive forces slept in the lap of social labor?
centralbylines.co.uk
M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 26/09/2026
Outrageous.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 26/09/2026
It’s kind of embarrassing how susceptible academics are to this sort of nonsense. It should be straightforward to establish the existence or non-existence of prestigious honor societies or “academies” in fields you are nominally a leading expert in, for heaven’s sake.
nature.com
Exclusive: Sham scientific societies are misleading star researchers
A Nature investigation reveals a network of organizations that have been building their ranks through deceptive practices.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 25/09/2026
Control: Resonant may have gotten the feel of downtown a little wrong, but in fairness they captured 168th St station perfectly; just scanned it directly into the game.
Control: Resonant screenshot
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 25/09/2026
Sophisticated internet users of many years of extreme onlineosity still reliably getting trolled by Top 100 listicles
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 25/09/2026
Best strategy is for people to stop reading rubbish books.
Financial Times O
@financialtim... • 20m
How do I avoid bookshaming?
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 25/09/2026
Cork flag
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 24/09/2026
If the GOP has lost the NYT’s little cartoon people they have lost everything. (NB Once again, we need an animated series with this panel, in this drawing style, where they all live in the same house.)
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 24/09/2026
Of all the crazy geometric effects that the Hiss containment breach had on the geography of Manhattan in “Control: Resonant”, perhaps the most substantial has been to turn it into a city of Alleys, which NYC very much is not.
Screenshot from early in “Control: Resonant”. An alley.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 24/09/2026
Sure, NDPR, email me all the reviews from all the years at random. Why not.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 24/09/2026
“This week’s academic speaker at the Horowitz Andreessen Academy was profiled in national media partly for skeevy reasons. No, the other one. No the *other* other one. No, the other *other* other one.”
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 24/09/2026
Tyler Cowen, Agnes Callard, Andrew Huberman, and Larry Summers are all listed in this boondoggle/rich seedbed for future lawsuits, but none of them is down as an “Instructor”, only as “Guest Speakers”. (I guess the bloom is off the rose for for Steven Pinker?) Apply away, kids.
theacademysf.com
The Horowitz Andreessen Academy
An Academy for unusually ambitious young people. Build your own projects in San Francisco, learn from the people shaping the future, and work inside leading companies.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 23/09/2026
Control: Resonant is just what Manhattan is like now since Mamdani got elected
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 22/09/2026
I suppose it’s interesting to see his long-standing “I call it …” tendencies increasingly coming to the fore as one of the few remaining ways he feels he can assert himself.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 22/09/2026
I’m surprised that instead of “renaming” Artificial Intelligence to “Super Intelligence” he didn’t just assert that from now on the “A” in “AI” will stand for “American”.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 22/09/2026
The Strength of Weak Tie Fighters
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 21/09/2026
Bluesky undefeated. I guess I have to hand it to this guy.
Kausik @kausikdatta22.bsky.social • 1m
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The phrase "You have to hand it to..." is usually an admission to grudging admiration. My unpopular opinion, then, is that if one values truth & fearless journalism not beholden to those with power & money, one does not, in fact, "have to hand" anything to corporate-and/or billionaire-owned media.
fa Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co • 30m
You have to hand it to the Times. When it comes to local stuff they are just so good at trolling 90 percent of their own readers while making the other 10 percent happy. I like to imagine that the Real Estate people and the Vows people have a scoreboard, like Legolas and Gimli in Lord of the Rings.
AFFORDING NEW YORK
How a Risk Associate Lives on $110,000 in Lenox Hill
While his mother helped him buy a co-op in Manhattan, Sean de Ganon, 26, has also benefited from learning financial literacy at a young age.
By DAVAUGHNIA WILSON
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 21/09/2026
While we’re here my other fave bit of etymology is that the “gar” in “garlic” is the same as the “gar” in “Gardena”, as in “Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum”. Gardena is the Spear-Danes, and garlic is the sharp or spear-leek.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 21/09/2026
Also one of my favorite bits of etymological trivia. In my line of work you have to be careful because people have a real sweet tooth for bad arguments from etymology, but still, that the word “matrix” derives from a word for “womb” is irresistible.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 21/09/2026
You have to hand it to the Times. When it comes to local stuff they are just so good at trolling 90 percent of their own readers while making the other 10 percent happy. I like to imagine that the Real Estate people and the Vows people have a scoreboard, like Legolas and Gimli in Lord of the Rings.
AFFORDING NEW YORK
How a Risk Associate Lives on $110,000 in
Lenox Hill
While his mother helped him buy a co-op in Manhattan, Sean de Ganon, 26, has also benefited from learning financial literacy at a young age.
By DAVAUGHNIA WILSON
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 21/09/2026
That’s why they carved that poem that goes “Go back home, or at the very least stay in the designated zone” on the base of the Statue of No Transplants that stands in the harbor.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
As an Irishman living in America I naturally remain many miles from Stancil Will, but I keep seeing echoes of him fighting with his own followers where he seems to be speed-running them against their will through physicalism and functionalism in the philosophy of mind, which is pretty funny.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
Niche variant Chuck Tilly Norwood remains blandly pliant and charming but in conversation constantly brings up problems of the state, durable inequality, mass political mobilization, and social change in comparative historical settings.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
Everyone should of course strive to read and learn more in the humanities, especially the most important branch of the humanities, i.e. mathematics.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well
AI and consciousness political 2D grid.

Authoritarian
Al is not conscious and neither am I
Authoritarian
Left
Al is conscious but l am not
Authoritarian
Right
Economic-
Left
Economic-Right
Libertarian
Left
I am conscious but Al is not
Libertarian
Right
I am conscious and so is Al
Libertarian
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
I’m at the Military Complex. I’m at the Triumphal Arch. I’m at the combined Military Complex/Triumphal Arch.
Donald J. Trump C @realDonaldTrump
At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage. There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World. Out of the 59 top cities and Capitals, Washington, D.C., IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TRIUMPHAL ARCH, but it will now and, by far, the greatest of them all! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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9/20/26, 7:34 AM
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
See also: Outerbridge Crossing, the southernmost exit from NYC, linking Staten Island to Perth Amboy NJ, named after Eugenius Henry Outerbridge.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 19/09/2026
I cannot believe I just organically and spontaneously got the opportunity to Morgenbesser in real life.
I am coming home with a pastry for myself
For you?
Apple Danish; chocolate croissant
Danish!
Muffin, sticky bun?
In that case I'll have the croissant
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 19/09/2026
I assume that when whoever is making it IPOs they will reveal the full lineup implied by the existence of Tilly Norwood.
Grid of logic gate options as Venn diagrams of Tilly Norwood, Tilly Orwood, Tilly Andwood, Tilly Xorwood, Tilly Nandwood, and Tilly Xnandwood
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 19/09/2026
I’m sorry for the poor quality of the photo of this incredible fight—possibly a territorial display, or competition for a recent kill—that I witnessed in the wild yesterday evening, but as you can imagine I was running for my life at the time.
Two tyrannosaurus rexes fighting at a bus stop
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
OK news agencies and broadcasters with a presence in the White House Briefing Room, and indeed the WHCA: your test has arrived. It is not hard to pass. You just need to not attend WH Briefings for as long as this rule is in force. That’s it. Does your commitment to a free press mean anything or not?
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! Good catch. You *can* fight in here. That’s on me. I’ve updated the list of rooms that it’s confirmed you can fight in.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
This is the far more likely pathway for how AI will end us all, btw. Not via some superintelligent swarm of paperclip maximizers, but by a cascading sequence of dumb fuckups driven by human beings who have arranged things to be fast-moving and catastrophically fragile while also being really lazy.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
That’s a load-bearing assumption, Dr Strangelove. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
program.
sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the
familiar with the incident said.
The report, according to one of the sources, was "entirely false." But it also
"almost started a war," the source said. Any US operation against a Chinese
nations.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
This gets at something that’s been bugging me about the discourse around AI/N-S/Tao, etc. A lot of people are converting to what’s effectively a Romantic Author vision where they sound like Captain Kirk talking about how computers can never Love, except about Originality, Judgment, or Understanding.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
WHO MADE THIS I say delightedly as I carefully adjust the screenshot rectangle to crop out the name of the person who made it
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
This is how they caught that new Bolivian cat btw
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LizardBreath @lizrdbreath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Jadis, riding on a cab horse, Oh man, look at that White Witch go, It’s the freakiest show-oh-oh, Is there life on Chaaarn?”
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026
KUKOČ OBAMA DITKA
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
Prepping for Control: Resonant by taking the M60 into town at rush hour.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
A mine done hit my Hormuz ship But
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.”
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 16/09/2026
See, you have your changing forces of production, and you have your social relations of production. It’s important not to think that your trenchant critique of the latter requires you to insist there’s nothing new, interesting, surprising, or powerful about the former.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 16/09/2026
I see CD is on the list of people I want to ask “What *are* you impressed by exactly?” re:AI. I always think of when Carl and Russell meet Doug in “Up” and Doug speaks to them. Russell asks “Can we keep him?!” Carl reflexively replies “No”, and an incredulous Russell shouts “But it’s a TALKING DOG!”
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 16/09/2026
Guac is extra but HUAC is free
wired.com
Chipotle Is Working With Palantir to Track Food Safety Risks
The burrito chain has enlisted Palantir for a platform that monitors pest incidents, employee illnesses, and other factors. The partnership comes after a nightmare summer for food safety across the US...
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