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Open Secret Alien

@opensecretalien.bsky.social
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Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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daniel sieradski @self.agency · 28/09/2026
Israel once again showing that it's not The Jewish State, it's A Jewish State, and it does not represent nor even welcome all Jewish people — particularly not those who oppose genocide and apartheid
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My thoughts after seeing NAZA, ICYMI:
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I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"And now please welcome our keynote speaker for the evening, the Great Corruptor and Lord of Decay, Papa Nurgle!!" *STANDING OVATION FOR 50 SOLID MINUTES*
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Nurgle
ALT: Nurgle
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it might cost $300 to fill the tank of your F-150, but at least the fuel economy is terrible.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cowardice always seems to “safe” until you realize that you have to live the life of a coward forever
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The US already got a do over. A mulligan. A second chance. Much of the world, especially US allies, were ready to write off Trump’s first term as a fluke. The American people’s choice to put him back in power—as a convicted felon, after an openly bigoted, anti-democracy campaign—showed it was not.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am somewhat discouraged that the response to this on this website has been "hell yeah women can do anything, make all the tests gender-neutral". Because female Marines are a very self-selected group, and when we tried a gender-neutral test Army-wide... a lot of women were going to get kicked out.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
Rank how much you like dogs using this scale
A 0-10 scale with Kristi Noem at 0 and Kash Patel at 10
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Get my man a mask and a stage name. We're gonna make a billion pesos!
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
watching democrats capitulate to the satanic panic playbook is so embarrassing, not because i'm a democrat but because they're also supposedly part of the same species as me, and these people are like a species-wide embarrassment
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/09/2026
have I mentioned lately that oligarch-owned media consolidation is bad
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Universal Is Getting Cold Feet on Releasing the Elon Musk Documentary (Exclusive)
The Comcast-owned studio is not yet committing to rolling out Alex Gibney's movie that it paid millions to acquire for non-North American release before the political winds shifted.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A lot of Dems could take a lesson from this and openly acknowledge that their opponents are bigots. The resistance (mostly from establishment centrists) to stating plainly what's happening instead of using weasel words for the sake of civility is what makes voters think we're spineless.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a lot freaks me out about AI but 0% of my anxiety is about AGI. i think this is the part that freaks me out the most right now -- the many many indications that no one is at the wheel and no adults are present
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just think it's neat that Mitch's four decades of amassing power has forced him to spend the last few years of his existence desperately clinging to what remains of his power all so that he doesn't have to see a Black Democrat take his job. Such a fitting end www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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McConnell appears to need assist from Republicans after he nearly votes wrong way
McConnell is accused of nearly voting with Democrats by mistake at Agriculture committee meeting
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Timberdoodle @timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dudes Rock.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quick note: I dug through a large portion of what they've already released and there's no there there. There was one witness report that described a ship that sounds like one of ours (silvery sphere that moves like it isn't subject to gravity or inertia), but there was not one bit of video evidence.
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Katherine Groo @katherinegroo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hi!
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"war ends after the midterms", "5000 buckaroos after the midterms", "gas'll get cheap after the midterm, "your kids will call you after the midterms" They know they haven't delivered, and they can't deliver, and so the entire campaign is now just "trust me bro, I'm good for it. just need more time"
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like he's insisting the pledge died *with* alcohol poisoning, not *from* alcohol poisoning
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been waiting for an article like this and it does not disappoint.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As their CEOs practically beg Congress to put up guard rails before one of them accidentally invents the Torment Nexus or worse yet, they all go so bankrupt that it makes the history books.
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s a segment that will say it doesn’t matter, that billionaires will subsidize this for the propaganda, but have you considered that propaganda first needs an audience
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm genuinely glad when my tax dollars actually go towards helping people instead of the non-stop bombing of weaker countries they usually pay for; and not just because it keeps me from being knifed by a desperate person who is only trying to survive another day in the jungle the country would be.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
"Defund the police" in action
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Proof of unlife.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 14/09/2026
It’s a live Mitch McConnell
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Weirdest dog park ever."
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I'm something of a mind-altering nut myself."
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I'm Somewhat Of A Scientist Myself - Norman Osborn
Alt: I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself - Norman Osborn
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 06/09/2026
“Dr. Acton and Eric are grateful for the swift and decisive action of law enforcement and are praying for the recovery of those injured. This kind of violence has no place in Ohio.”
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haha the Journal is so terrified that capitalism isn't being sufficiently defended.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Get you a lady that can do both. You'll thank me later.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And when it comes to the Trump Administration’s weird, creepy and reactionary civil rights agenda, I keep on saying: pass a bill. Why? They are using administrative law silly tricks b/c they can’t pass a bill b/c they don’t have a democratic majority on this bullshit.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes, we’ve been aggressively moving towards this for some time now. This is of a piece with the press cheering on a woman ramming her car through protestors, the cops mass-arresting grannies and the whole political/media class rising up in open hate for the left. These are the fruits of that shit.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These fascists will turn around and in the next breath tell everyone their policy of excluding and harming trans people is because they want to “protect women”.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/09/2026
This cave is infuriating and a massive scandal that should haunt these administrators forever.
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Timberdoodle @timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yo man what the Hell is this.
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You guys, my heart's gonna pop.
A LITTLE CARD TO SAY A BIG

thank you

❤️Writing inside card:

Mr. Alien

Thank you so much for taking out the time to make my Spider Man Chair for me. I can't wait to explore my world, in my chair, at my level. Thank you for everything you do.

-Baby Noah
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So she's too cool for school board? Is that the argument here?
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
anyway for my birthday be my medici 🥺 patreon.com/talialavin
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