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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 04/10/2026
Beck singing
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 28/09/2026
when you in the past but she keep bearing you back ceaselessly
Leo as Jay Gatsby makin' a funny face
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 22/09/2026
Scientists trained a man's brain to simulate a fruit fly
Copies of the novel "Fruit Fly" by Josh Silver
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 18/09/2026
bands that look like the assassin couple on Slow Horses
the band Boy Harsher, a man and woman in blackthe band Phantogram, a man and woman in blackthe band The Raveonettes, a man and woman in black
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 17/09/2026
Feed did the thing
On top, a Bluesky post with an NYT screenshot: "But when you ask them if they voted in the primaries, the usual answer is: Uh, no — we were on the Vineyard or in Greece."

On bottom, next in my feed, a Bluesky post from @jlp.systems: "My address! Well, it's a way to describe the location of my dwelling."
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 15/09/2026
Oh sure, we can't have a Gawker movie but we get this?
Poster for a movie called "Digger" with the tagline "Digg or Die"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 10/09/2026
Plus a little
Mr. Burns on Smithers' computer, saying "Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on!"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 08/09/2026
"I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you?"
New Link from Zelda, lookin' like Elizabeth Holmes with those big baby blues
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 03/09/2026
Down Detector looks like every jobs site rn
Down Detector page showing that OpenAI, Claude, Grok, and SNAP EBT are down
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 03/09/2026
the "officer down" meme where it looks like a fun party invite
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 31/08/2026
Voltaire saying "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 30/07/2026
Design decisions must be made in context
On the left, a painting of Tudor-era prophet Elizabeth Barton. On the right, the devil worm, which looks like a tardigrade with an attitude. They're making the same pose.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 23/07/2026
Oh no it's Pomplamoose!
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 23/07/2026
if this gets a thousand likes i will show it to my second-grader and her friends
Old nursery rhyme from "Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book," published in 1744:
"Piss a Bed,
Piss a Bed,
Barley Butt,
Your Bum is so heavy
You cant get up."
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 14/07/2026
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 13/07/2026
Barney and Betty Hill, and a speech bubble coming from Barney
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 08/07/2026
Slop in my Whole Foods snacks
Back of a Whole Foods pretzel chip bag. It reads:

Pretzels just might be the perfect snack—except when there's dip involved. But flatten those twisty gems and you have a crispy cousin to the snack hero with the same satisfying bite, crafted for shuttling that ambitious scoop of spinach artichoke dip straight to your taste buds.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 08/07/2026
What's so hard about spending 30 minutes in Canva
AI slop poster for a daddy-daughter hair workshop
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 01/07/2026
Had to google him. Lol
Byline: Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry
Headline: The Catholic Church used to be like Silicon Valley. Can it be again?
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 30/06/2026
ok thank you
Google query: do i dare to eat a peach
Google AI overview: Yes. Channeling T.S. Eliot’s hesitant anti-hero, you should absolutely eat the peach. Life is far too short to let hesitation and worries about making a mess keep you from enjoying a fleeting, juicy moment.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 27/06/2026
Learning history like a real American
A page about Bob Lazar's Area 51 alien claims, from "The Big Book of Conspiracies"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 26/06/2026
Clerks
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 26/06/2026
BOW BEFORE ME
Duolingo: "You're on a combo! 1 right answer in a row? Keep it up!"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 25/06/2026
Stop rhyming! Why I oughter
Vizzini from Princess Bride
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 16/06/2026
The juice
Three people joking about the Cheeto in the White House like "ha ha what if I made that joke?" Is ironically being hack...hack?
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 08/06/2026
Meme: Douglas Adams says "civilization was a mistake," and a co-worker says "Awww, you're sweet." A Tiktok lady says the same thing, and the co-worker says "Hello, Human Resources?!"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 01/06/2026
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 29/05/2026
Chess.com coaches
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 28/05/2026
Opened Gmail in a second tab to avoid tabbing all the way back
Homer using a broom to click the computer
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 27/05/2026
Headline: Trump accuses Iran of stalling peace deal to ‘out-wait’ him until US midtermsRonald Reagan knows what's up
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 26/05/2026
Foursquare helped me hang out with my equally dork-ass friends
Norman Rockwell free speech guy
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 20/05/2026
I'm on here instead of transcribing this like I'm supposed to
Rough draft of a short story in my semi-legible handwriting
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 18/05/2026
Another day, another Duchamp W
Perhaps its most insolent entry was the "License to Live", a faux governmental form requesting vital statistics from the bearer in order to enforce its legal fiat; the penalty for failing to keep the document "in order" was death. The license was likely an invention of Marcel Duchamp,
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 10/05/2026
I saw the Duchamp exhibit at MoMA and it finally clicked that his alter ego Rrose Selavy has a top-tier drag name: it's a French pun meaning "lust is life"
Portrait of Rrose Selavy
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 09/05/2026
Beautiful flub in an old Times theater review
Arthur Miller, himself both victim and hero of this Inquisition, said it for us all in his play "The Crucible."
Mr. Bentley is concerned—at least in this dramatization —more in facts than the implications. We see people like Larry Parks—an accused actor — passing through the dark night of their soul.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 07/05/2026
Whooo let slip the dogs of war (who, who, who, who)
The Baha Men
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 01/05/2026
brick o' ramen
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 24/04/2026
These ghouls would write a "to be sure" paragraph about "Mein Kampf"
New York Times opinion headline: "Did D.E.I. go too far?"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 23/04/2026
I saw this bird poop, and he knows it. Make him pay
A bad robin
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 27/03/2026
Trying to find more fiction that feels like this
old-timey Rube Goldberg machineMouse Trap board gameComplicated military flowchartAll the little Germanies before German unification
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 26/03/2026
Pete Hegseth accidentally reading from a Warhammer handbook apnews.com/article/pete...
“Let every round find its mark against the enemies of righteousness and our great nation,” Hegseth prayed during the livestreamed service. “Give them wisdom in every decision, endurance for the trial ahead, unbreakable unity, and overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy.”
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 21/03/2026
My daughter made me buy MRA podcaster Rice Krispies
Rice Krispies "blue and green color mix" special edition. The Snap, Crackle, and Pop characters are wearing pastel hats and millennial hipster outfits. Pop has a quarter-zip, Snap has a fedora, I think Crackle's doing a 2000s throwback
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 17/03/2026
oh my god I didn't know they did it
Google Maps calling the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 12/03/2026
Good morning to the caked-up man in the Google Maps image for Ghana
Google Maps screenshot, with quick facts about Ghana, and a representative photo. The photo is a man with a world-class, Gene Kelly-tier butt, gazing at the sea from a balcony.
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 04/03/2026
Left: The dweeby McDonald's CEO trying a burger. Right: The Burger King president, who looks like the same guy with a tan and some gains, "owning" the McDonald's guy by enjoying a burger betterPam saying "They're the same picture"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 04/03/2026
Lord love the Wall Street Journal
WSJ headline: "Child Marriage Costs Billions of Dollars Worldwide"
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 03/03/2026
AP News ticker: Gas prices, blood moon, Clinton depositionsBilly Joel singing "We Didn't Start the Fire." 

Sure, it's not the sharpest joke, I could do this on any heavy news week. Many have. But the instant I saw that ticker, the *first time* I processed the words, they sang this song to me
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 26/02/2026
Oh my god, they made the torment nexus from "The Lüneberg Variation"
Cover of the novel "The Lüneberg Variation" by Paolo Maurensig
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 20/02/2026
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 16/02/2026
Matt Levine with devil horns and a mustache
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