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Toastface Challah

@toastface.bsky.social
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parasocial relationship management system

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it would be extremely funny if the SEC kicked LSU out tomorrow
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sorry for all the shit I said while I was talking
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/08/2026
i have a heart condition that requires i eat PIZZA and WINGS tonight! And oh yeah....I'm Not Leaving The Motherfucking House!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HMMMMMMMMM
No Funeral Florida Gators jersey
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think even if you try to engage with more difficult media and bounce off it, you still learned something important about yourself, which is that you’re fuckin stupid
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Toastface Challah @toastface.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@gooffkings.bsky.social got a fresh one today
the can opener claims another victim
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/07/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 03/07/2026
using an old milking table i got from fb marketplace as a computer desk since it already has a hole for the cords 💪
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 16/06/2026
nate bargatze haters have had to shit on him obliquely for years lest they incur the wrath of the general consensus that He's Nice. kind of like various scam artists on bluesky.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's so crazy this was the smartest guy ever produced by America.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Toxic Avenger Comics #9 (fiction, satire) is out today in comic shops
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 24/05/2026
Zero Parades is about womanhood in a way I am not sure I've seen in a big game, certainly not an RPG. I wasn't sure at first whether it was setting it up as a cornerstone theme in the same way DE did with manhood, but several hours in, I'm realizing it's harder to recognize because this medium
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femcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I dive in her cervix
2 CHAINZ "UPA REALESTS
MI
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/05/2026
i know that posting is the actual praxis but in lieu of that my friends and i raised 73,000 bucks for the PCRF last year, which i'm very proud of. you can donate here if interested: www.pcrf.net also turn your replies on @emericanjezebel.bsky.social
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day from Fidel Catstro and Frida Katlo! They won’t come if you call their names, but the will always come running when they hear The Internationale.😻 #MayDay
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Never Trump Republican? That’s a Republican. Liberal who is former Republican? Republican. Moderate? You guessed it buddy. Lifelong liberal who hates the left? You know what it is.
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Toastface Challah @toastface.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
just wanted to grab a beer and got a @murderxbryan.bsky.social jump scare instead
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Toastface Challah @toastface.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"he's walkin' to the stage heah - it's the italian atheist"
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
why don't you just drop dead
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026
guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’
WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If you don't get permanently banned off Bluesky the day it happens, how are you even living your life
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
happy international womens day
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The K-PAX Gambit www.youtube.com/shorts/P8kzw...
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K-PAX Frenzy!!
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 15/02/2026
the Black Panthers were right
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m one of the dumbasses in the army saluting the Super Bowl
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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 05/02/2026
Dorothea Lange. Kern County, California (1938)
black and white photo of an industrial air pump at a rest stop with a hand painted sign that reads "air. this is your country don't let the big men take it away from you"
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
one thing you never want to have to realize is that you were really underestimating the number of pedophiles
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/12/2025
nice try but i've read enough carl hiaasen, you can't trick me into taking miami politics seriously even when the outcome is good
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage.
- excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/11/2025
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
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Scary Brians to Tweet in the Dark @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s his day.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It would be funny if there was one other guy on Dagobah. And he hated Yoda
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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