Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seated for Resident Evil... A respite if only temporary from "President Evil" Donald Trump! 191
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New Carly Rae Jepsen and Beck dropping on the same day is lighting up two sectors of my whole deal 050
Reposted by MarkCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354211205
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bernie falling for the AI superintelligence bullshit has some serious confused old man energy 060
Reposted by Markrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream." 219727
Reposted by Markjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mitigating factors are fake #NothingMitigates 27814
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just beat Alien: Isolation and I'm feeling gratified because I probably only got eviscerated by a Xenomorph dozens of times, not hundreds 061
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Insurance mascot Liberty Biberty has been found deceased in a Miami hotel room 290
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026(Slapping the top of a Righteous Endeavor) This little beauty can bear so much fruit. 050
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey dude nice albatross. Where'd you get it? The Burden Store? 093
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Transmission received from deep space, the Avuncular Rim. This is first contact with life outside our atmosphere. Computer, translate. Translation complete. Computer, please read transmission. "And twiiiiiiiins" 0194
Reposted by MarkJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026if you watch the screensaver long enough, they show you the kid whose suffering makes roku city utopic 08822
Reposted by Markkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap 17213
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026They're killing your son in the QTs over on Son Murder Twitter 070
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Drinking a Coca Cola Zero Sugar and seated for "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" (2026) 060
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don't know what a spreadsheet is and I'm not interested in learning 060
Reposted by Marksweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 21/08/2026It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today 14416
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Come to the Charlotte airport in the next 4.5 hours if you want an ass kicking 1240
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If this hotel is gonna keep putting perrier in the mini fridges in this conference room I'm gonna keep chugging it 031
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Crossword editors must have creamed their jeans when SMS technology was developed 040
Reposted by Mark🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026weezer if they were wizards: this bottle, of demons, awakens Ancient Steven 44612
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026In Fascist Italy making famed explorer Indiana Jones eat an entire lemon, rind and all, in his adventure in re: The Great Circle 020
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Nice Victory dude. It's not winged at Samothrace or anything but it's neat I guess 040
Reposted by Markwell it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Trying to remember the name of a band I heard ages ago, think was mainly the brainchild of one guy, European or MAYBE French Canadian, pretty experimental, maybe sort of electronic/industrial sort of post punk, had an album in the 00s with a cover kinda like this. Does this ring a bell for anyone? 164
Reposted by Markjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026More like Flawed the Impaler. The man was not perfect! 2486897
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026(Casually to a group text) Hey does anyone know a young priest and an old priest 060
Reposted by MarkChuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Every lightsaber has a tiny piece of poop in the handle 48711
Reposted by Markharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 29/07/2026gender neutral shawty 😻 so androgynous 😩😩😩 youre like if a man and a woman had a baby 💦 0142
Mark @markw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Comprehensive Study of Mental Health Outcomes upon Exposure to Cowboy Butts 061
Reposted by Markmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026There is a Telvanni in Balmora who is ready for the rank of Mouth, but the other Councilors believe that he is not trustworthy. His calls himself Fast Eddie. 1144
