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If it weren’t for ̶t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ bluesky I’d be saying all this out loud in an otherwise empty room. He/him.

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Zoje Stage @zojestage.bsky.social · 21h
Hahahahaha!!!
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Ian Rasmussen @ianras.bsky.social · 23h
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy
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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social · 7h
I see you're using this app the way you wanted to. Have you considered using it in a different way to validate our internal metrics? 🔘 Yes ⚫️ Ask again in 4 minutes
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 7h
Amy Kurzweil
instagram.com/amykurzweil
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 7h
Another new one Celebrate our most valuable marsupial, in both 4x6 and 8.5x11 sizes www.freebensears.com/product/opos...
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Opossum
6x4 or 8.5x11
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don't love men they just hate women. It's not homosexual it's misogynistic. Even the "love" of all those figures is reliant on performance, not the man. If they stray from masculinity they're abandoned for someone else who lets them dwell in their power fantasy.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chihuahua thing
Comic about Basil the puppy saying; "Sometimes I get asked; "Basil, what the hell are you? Some kind of abhorrent abomination?" Close! I'm actually a Chihuahua mix!" with example pictures of Chihuahua mixes
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Writers, if you are against AI, do not put your writing into ANY tool that is itself AI. Not to check grammar, not to "prove" you wrote it yourself. Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
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Stephanie Kirchgaessner @skirchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shining a spotlight on this never ending crime: Three deaths, three states, 24 hours www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Three deaths, three states, 24 hours: one day in ICE’s quiet but ‘gruesome’ surge
These men in Maine, Georgia and Florida shared no ties – until they became casualties in Trump’s anti-immigration campaign
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Halloween Merchandise for Sale in August Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I understand that critical thinking is anathema to your average conservative and Republican, but are there really no alarm bells going off about their kids being indoctrinated to let a screen think for them?
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do think one thing you always have to think about with AI and whether or not it’s inevitable is that the worst morons in the world really want you to use it and maybe that’s bad.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
patreon.com/wolfpupy
arctic wolf pupy
panel 1:
an arctic wolf puppy and a vancouver island wolf–alaskan malamute hybrid are sitting next to each other, the arctic wolf puppy says "hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like the husky from John Carpenter's The Thing?"
panel 2:
arctic wolf pupy is now sitting next to an identical imitation of itself. arctic wolf pupy says "much better"
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sianushka.bsky.social @sianushka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The rate of ectopic pregnancy deaths in states with abortion bans is nearly double that in states where abortion is legal.” That stat should shame every anti abortionist in the world.
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good stuff from LeBron on media day
screenshot of LeBron James addressing the media on Sixers media day; altered closed captioning reads “My favorite song? It's probably that Crash Test Dummies one.” screenshot of LeBron James addressing the media on Sixers media day; altered closed captioning reads “You heard that one, you know what I’m talking about? From the 90s?” screenshot of LeBron James addressing the media on Sixers media day; altered closed captioning reads “That one with the guy with the low voice and he’s all like, he goes” screenshot of LeBron James addressing the media on Sixers media day; altered closed captioning reads “mmm mmm mmm mmm”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least we made it to friday
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am the president of the united states. i like to summon governors to come compliment me while i fall asleep on tv. that’s what being the president is all about babyyyy
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Halloween Merchandise for Sale in August Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeneee / please don’t eat my plums in the fridge / they’re cold and sweet / a delicious treat / and I’m saving them for breakfast, Jolene 🎵
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Halloween Merchandise for Sale in August Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess it was funny when Robert Redford’s Inexplicably Not-Red Skull character turned out to be using the (now sadly former) Heinen’s grocery store in downtown Cleveland as a secret base.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only person I know who disliked online grief rigamarole more than me was Kaleb Horton, but I can't lie, I'm thinking of him a lot this week, one year on from our tragic loss of him. He was my collaborator, my co-worker, and my friend, and I miss him so much. It is such a waste he's gone.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how can you tell me the algo’s not alive when all my targeted ads are things like this
Peacock Ad:

Somebody stop me! I'm about to watch The Mask for the millionth time. Stream it now on Peacock.
MASK
A SSSMOKIN' MOVIE CHOICE
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This pisses me off so much. If shut off, it will be decades before we can collect comparable data.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Monster of Dread End", Ghost Stories #1 (1962). Eddie Robbins for Dell Comics
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolute Batman on track to break 1000 distinct variant covers before 30 issues my favorite artistic medium healthy as fuck rn
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 28/09/2026
How is there still gun crime in America when they took lightgun support out of Resident Evil Survivor in North America following Columbine?
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Halloween Merchandise for Sale in August Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The Day of the Doctor.” DOCTOR WHO, Sydney Newman, Season 33, Episode 14, BBC, 2013
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gandalf and his underage pot smoking buddies show up in Rivendell to tell the elf president they acquired what's essentially a nuclear weapon by accident. It's more or less history's first Harold and Kumar style plotline.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s a “pro-data center party” taking place in D.C. right now, with a generative AI photo booth, AI themed cocktails
People standing near the bar The generative AI Photo Booth A speaker talking about AI A DJ performs
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Halloween Merchandise for Sale in August Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GUARDS BALL
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Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist @donbaldwin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And he'll do the same here.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s an insane nihilism here right at the heart of modern conservative movement that is fundamentally removed from any sense of economic rationality
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 17/09/2026
I just found this picture of Brian Molko from an event a couple months ago and he looks like a woman working behind the counter at a store where someone else has gone to find my missing order and she’s telling me how much she likes my haircut and my Nats hoodie while I say “thanks” obliviously
Brian Molko looking like a stylish sensible lesbian who is about to hit on me so hard and I’ll realize it next week
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Alanis Morissette covered Season of the Witch for the Hudson Williams horror-mystery series about Baba Yaga" They're finally making brand-new sentences for good again
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(star wars text crawl) 

Episode IX

The RISE OF COCKSUCKER
Japanese carnivorous
cum! The BLONDES'
attractive hardcore
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Detection software is a con. Those who believe it works are getting suckered while thinking they're righteously punishing someone who deserves it. The damn stuff says Emily Dickinson, famously deceased long before modern computing, used this generative junk. It cannot be relied on to tell on itself
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The audacity of CHASE and FACEBOOK to steal someone's face for free advertising. You cheap-ass raggedy bitches.
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Tales To Enrage @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your every-so-often reminder that Steve Rogers should absolutely be a working artist doing commissions online, and someone should be brave enough to write and draw the story where he's casually informing other avengers of the fursonas they're commonly assigned.
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