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INFP - Sigma | Ambivert | Hopeless Romantic Dork | @lostingoodvibe.bsky.social lil boo 💀🌹 🔗 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7xkduvl55… 🔗 twitter.com/the_lalalandd 🔗 www.instagram.com/the_lalalandd

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All my feeds are back! Its been rough week looking for you all. If anyone felt ignored it wasn't intentional.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That burning pit in my stomach is how I know I'm alive. <inspirational>
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's very late. You don't need seaweed snacks now.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s okay if you don’t like me i have cats
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my guardian angel has some explaining to do
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026
the problem with forgetting all my troubles is the remembering them again part
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026
sleepmaxxing is this anything
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The feminine urge to be way more feminine.
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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t Sleep. -a memoir.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Emergency Room with my date because YouTube ran a 30 second ad before showing “Heimlich Maneuver.”
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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did bsky crap out again? O.o
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her: Why should I go out with you? What value do you bring to the table? Me: Temporary boredom relief.
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 04/10/2026
I think my favorite thing in the whole wide world is not moving.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't ever apologize for feeling too much
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's take a look see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes yikes. And let me guess, you have a great personality.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love warm weather I love summer but this particular time of year kicks fucking ass
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and in the end we all just wounded little bunnies
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/09/2026
the elephant in the room doesn’t want to talk about you either
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The loner in me see's the idiot in you.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quit drinking coffee. Now there is no point at which you may talk to me.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m a simple girl all I need are some things that don’t even exist.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17/09/2026
social la croixdit score
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17/09/2026
why did you build me up from body parts just to let me down
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 31/08/2026
making jokes funnier by telling them through a bullhorn
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*pausing to curtsy during my run* m’dog
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need to never been seen again
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No more following. I'm just gonna lick your avi
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing hotter than a man who heard you the first time.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please. I just need closure. Why did you park like that?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spread cheeks, not hate
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/09/2026
bsky posts should be called skweets
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh, you like underwhelming? you happen to be in luck
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

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Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s still 2026 and i think that’s mean
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Transformers don’t die, they just become trucks
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zoos in the southern US have a description of the animals, just like zoos in the north. But in the south there’s also a recipe.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RFK Jr: if burnt microwave popcorn was a person
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Telling strangers..I feel triggered isn't the best way to make new friends.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
finding it difficult to get along with someone you know is a good person sucks so bad
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 18/09/2026
I can always tell when it's past 8PM local. BlueSky just DIES.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have a garage, wanna band?
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
crouching tiger, winking butthole
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He was detached, like an irritating quote post.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[spelling bee] Your word is “queue.” 𝘊-𝘶-𝘦. Sorry, that is wrong. 𝘘. Wrong again. 𝘈𝘸𝘸, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘶𝘦.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
social media is stored in the balls
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
could a dehydrated person do THIS? *cries*
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