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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
can't believe Salvador Dalí left all those clocks out in the sun like that smdh
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A guide for not being annoying online: 1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply 2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply 3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply Hope this helps!
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Dracula must hate it when sees a delicious neck but he *just* brushed his teeth
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Rob Schamberger @schambergerart.com · 30/10/2025
In hindsight it’s too bad that Y2K didn’t shut down all of the computers.
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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
BOXING REFEREE [pacifist]: guys stop
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans bsky is what happens when you’re busy avoiding life
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
[Bar in Costa Rica] American: Do you got snacks here Bartender: No hablo Inglés American: SNACKS SNACKS DO YOU HAVE FOOD FOR MOUTH EATY SNACKS Bartender: THANKS FOR YELLING NOW I GET IT YES WE DO
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm only as mean as you are stupid
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Lorenz Meyer @thereallorenzmeyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Der Arbeitgeberverband BDA fordert eine Kontaktgebühr beim Arzt: eine Art "Eintrittsgeld" für jeden Arztbesuch, um "unnötige" Besuche zu verhindern und Kosten zu senken. Als Argumentationshilfe hier fünf Gründe, warum das eine schlechte Idee ist: 🧵
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
me, reminding my dad how many times he’s already told that story
A tan and white hamster stands on its hind legs with one paw raised.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
[rubs cat's belly] Cat: wow that feels good [rubs] Cat: oh yeah, so good [rubs] Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH
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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’m high on life Life: you didn’t even inhale
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
"Ghislaine Maxwell remains the only child-rapist in history to receive well-wishes from a president of the United States." Lawrence O'Donnell
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
You ever accidentally get so caught up in a thread you read it all the way to the end and ask wtf am I doing with my life?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
♫ Hold me closer, Tony Danza ♫
A possum plays a toy piano while appearing to sing.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"I don't trust people who don't love dogs." Good. Don't. Stay away. Me and the cats think you're too needy anyway.
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Bet you never thought you'd fall in love with a dinosaur and here you are, unable to take your eyes off of her.
Photo of a beautiful buff colored chicken with red wattles and comb.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Gonna borrow this rescue pup's bio
Sign in an animal shelter, "advertising" a dog:
"My personality:
"I am very shy but I am very food motivated so I am just a few treats away from being your new best friend"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
work smarter, not harder
A raccoon sits just inside the square opening in the front of a commercial trash can.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
We may have lost Ozzy, but at least he took Hulk Hogan with him
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Oh I get it they’re gonna release the Epstein files as a big limited edition boxed set just in time for the Christmas season
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
(Me, working at home for long stretches): I really should make an effort to be around people more or I might get weird (goes to grocery store): MAY YOU ALL DIE PAINFUL FIERY DEATHS
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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Going to the original post to like it directly to keep the bluesky paperwork down
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Don’t invite me anywhere if there’s complicated parking. I’ll just go home
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Sometimes I think and then I'm like, nooo, don't do that, you don't know when to stop.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
we told grandpa that we were worried about him living alone with a bad hip and failing eyesight but he said not to worry because he got himself a dog
A deer stands in a kitchen, looking up at the camera.
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If you don't get my pop culture references, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but a Teen Witch ain't one.
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/06/2025
North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Inequality Media @inequalitymedia.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up.” The movie ‘A Bug’s Life’ has a lot to teach us about power.
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
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TheAmericanCanine @tonymcfee.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
One person being gay, and another person with a gun hating gay people is not really a dispute.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/05/2025
i don't know what i keep looking for in my phone but it is ~NOT THERE~
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 13/05/2025
While russia floods Ukraine’s skies with deadly drones, young Ukrainians weave protective nets. These camouflage webs help hide unit positions and confuse enemy drones. Knot by knot, no matter how big or small, we resist and persevere.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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David Priess @davidpriess.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Quick to judge Quick to anger Slow to understand Ignorance and prejudice And fear Walk hand in hand — Neal Peart, “Witch Hunt” (Rush 1981)
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Removing yourself from situations that repeatedly triggers your mental health and hurts your heart is top tier self-care. 💙- your Bluesky mom
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