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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

One way to keep your shirts wrinkle-free is be really really fat.

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

And I occasionally disappear for 2 months because I’ve had enough

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I tried that aversion therapy where they give you your favourite unhealthy foods but covered in hair and dirty nail clippings and I was like “pizza’s pizza, cut me a slice”

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Fridge full. Nothing to eat. Again.

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I have reached that level of I don’t give a fuck because I’m using a cottage cheese container as a cup

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

“There’s the pulp fiction one, you know the burger one, the Afro guy, great guy by the way, in the suit”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Know what should be deported? My next door neighbor’s wind chimes.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

the boys are back in town and you can tell bc all the cupboard doors have been left open

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Doctors don't follow people around and hit them with a stick when they're dumb anymore, and I think it's sad.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

*me and Beethoven sitting across from one another at a wooden table* -Beethoven: What? (in German) -me: What? -Beethoven: Huh? (in German) -me: What?

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I’ve had a long day at work, I just want to kick back and have imaginary arguments in my head

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I’m tired of being a paragon of virtue, time to be a paragon of debauchery instead

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The cough drops make me sneeze. What are we trying to accomplish here?

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

All magic 8 balls tell the truth eventually

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Being an account that people enjoy following sounds exhausting.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

shortly after my glass is full, it’s empty. idk what all this half stuff is about.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/04/2026

I want people to doubt my sanity in the funniest way possible so I just keep posting on bsky

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

@vermontchicken.bsky.social thank you for being a demonstrably real human being who often validates my attempts to be funny on the internet. Bless you

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Staying way ahead of my kids and their generation’s youth lingo by using words like youth and lingo

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

You know when you call me a butthole you’re comparing me to the part where the poop comes out and that hurts my feelings

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

is murder lasagna anything?

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I'm making party wings, which means this is officially an apocalypse party.

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can [gets trapped forever in a sink]

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Astronauts are a superstitious bunch. For instance, they consider their spaceship’s toilet not working on a 10 day space flight to be a bad omen

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/04/2026

Here's how it works

Ian sitting at a table looking at a laptop. He is labeled "Me" and the laptop screen is labeled "My dogshit posts"

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

party up front, dirge in the rear

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

one thing leads to another implies i have things

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I used to think Columbo was a genius. Turns out he just had access to the script

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I wouldn’t say my wife’s new diet is unsustainable, but she’s just told me that for lunch she can have a carrot and a deep breath

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t ball yarn

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Get riz Tear the shiz

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

QTP if your profile is LGBTIA+ safe 💜💙💗🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 05/04/2026

costco hot dog

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Don't blame me! I voted for the destruction of the universe.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Food is boring. I should be able to eat concepts, pure energy, measuring tape by the foot, & the like.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

“they said he has no owner but he wears a collar of restraint.” — my nine-year-old, about a bodega cat

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I suppose I should say something about cheese

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Weapons grade anti-racism you can carry around in your pocket

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Tronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I know the world’s brightest minds are probably busy right now working on medications or high tech weapons, but we got a new wifi network and I need to connect our old printer to it

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