Reposted by stumpSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the enshittification of babies. there’s nothing different about this model. they just make cosmetic upgrades and brick the old ones so you have to buy the new model 41285
Reposted by stumpfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33307838
Reposted by stumpJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100052094
Reposted by stumpalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser 121585362
Reposted by stumpRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis. 131837345
Reposted by stumpLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366471685
Reposted by stumpjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men." 18271721177
Reposted by stump🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026It's always a good time to share this. 9247931581
stump @somemeatinatanktop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you smile at me I have a crush on you and if you don't smile I assume we are enemies 010
Reposted by stumpKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Music rec for your Monday: In case you haven't been following her career, it's my duty to inform you Rebecca Black is making insane club bangers about voraciously eating pussy now music.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjk...music.youtube.comWaschesalonYouTube video by Rebecca Black - Topic 1843283
Reposted by stumpCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trump feels comfortable saying this because of how many "Democrats" say the same fucking thing. If your platform isn't this, you are a Republican 6956184
Reposted by stumpmitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026here's a few of my favorites from the "eating cigarettes era" of swan boy 315933
Reposted by stumpvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again 141068268
Reposted by stumpGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist. 3053221078
Reposted by stumpMike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026She also could tell a fuckin story 142682598
Reposted by stumpBen "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Punching the roof of my car remembering I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people. 1024521
Reposted by stumpBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look 813471396
Reposted by stumpda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN 0601181
Reposted by stumpSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books 5674072181
Reposted by stumpclaire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026maturing is realizing that the items that the Taco Bell worker decides to put in my bag is actually none of my business 555767
Reposted by stumpRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This is going to be Civil War reenactors in 100 years 2345390
Reposted by stumpChipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I will always stand with you 🏳️⚧️ 3281432671
Reposted by stumpLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this 381839535
Reposted by stumpCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/07/2026if you don't support trans people you aren't human 121608310
Reposted by stumpAthens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 21/07/2026eating a peach so juicy that I have to immediately take a shower afterward 7372
Reposted by stumpGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195704339
Reposted by stumpRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The Amazing World of Tomorrow 48109212705
Reposted by stumplauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492581651
Reposted by stumpscari @cari.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We're having carnitas tonight so I set aside some of the pork and made Rollo a dog quesadilla 441805237
Reposted by stumprax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach 752175264
Reposted by stumpjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger. 262778434
Reposted by stumpSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026to make an æ on your keyboard you type a and e in sequence really fast. if it's not working for you, you're not doing it fast enough 441142128
Reposted by stumpderek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut 269997
Reposted by stumpℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers 252453435
stump @somemeatinatanktop.bsky.social · 06/06/2026DIY projects are so great. I saved $100 and all it cost me was 9 hours over the course of 3 days and the love of my family. 000
Reposted by stumpfemcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026happy memorial day 2060391685
Reposted by stumpjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026transgender is inevitable. get on board or get left behind, luddites. 313061586
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Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oxplkzuausfufk5dthatrd5m/bafkreihq5mquwwvljjtys7fyqpnwvzj4cnfrkinrrbuhflwrdkxerzcghi)
![jumpmaster (we going to islam) • Jan 4, 2016
*sitting on couch w date*
her: so the mom is not in ur lives at all?
me: no
*my 5yr old son walks to fridge w no clothes on n sighs*
[replying]
jumpmaster (we going to islam)
@bloach
*making out later in evenin*
her: we shouldnt, ur son is still up
me: he'll b asleep soon
(heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck
5:54 PM • Jan 4, 2016 • Twitter Web Client](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreie5q33vdbagmt6wsqf5pgzxfaqcveix7lb4eu76fsszcvclwllfza)
