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what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you"

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

six months later, Gordon Ramsay is pulling out buckets of rotten chicken from my walk in freezer "This isn't me. This isn't supposed to be who I am" I start weeping while my wife stands silently by the pile of rotten chicken. She's so tired

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

*the most stressed out middle aged man you've ever seen voice* without any prior experience I decided to open a restaurant and move my family inside

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026

i think this is ok to do

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Smokin' on that shit that makes you a monkey

It turns people into monsters - The drug Monkey Dust spreads in Berlin

It smells like cat urine and tempts you to add it again and again, often for days: Monkey Dust is becoming more and more popular in Berlin. But consumption can trigger severe paychoses. A former consumer reports.

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Recruiter 1: According to his Linkedin profile, he lives in Snooze City: population one. Recruiter 2: Damn. Let's hire him on the spot. Recruiter 1: No no, we can't. He'd revolutionize the game too damn much

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's such a great concept to have the finalists on Hell's Kitchen stand in front of doors facing the audience and the winner's door is the only one that actually opens and after the winner walks out they kill the other guys

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Making my own list and it's just Nathan for You "Finding Frances" in every slot

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

For over 20 years fans have been wondering where the classic television program "The Wire" takes place. A new fan theory posted this week to Reddit has reignited this debate by arguing that the answer is Baltimore, Maryland, and some fans are ANGRY [Click Here To Read More]

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You cannot receive advancement unless you join the Imperial Cult.

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machine gun corey @nuclearbbq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hawk tuah 1 was crazy

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

me to me when I'm me

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me when I found out Megamind isn't from Boss Baby

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is the dialectic that Hegel spoke of

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this looks like bilbo seeing the ring again lol

a gold plated painting? i guess proudly exhibited in the kennedy center of elon musk? i guess next to an illegible quote also gold plated probably about pedos or white supremacy
image from don moynihans great story on the kennedy center

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Unrelated but who wants to come over to my place this weekend for a barbecue

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Artificial Intelligence is now Suicidal Ideation

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One day you're flush with seltzer and you can throw caution to the wind opening up them bad boys. Then before you know it you're out of seltzer

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Waiting for a background check to clear knowing I have no criminal history yet somehow worried that I am going to be Caught for Crimes

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ran outta oyster crackers. But man, what a weekend

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The Constable @theiconstable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

on sesame street, humans should be humans and muppets should be muppets. Mr. Noodle is an unholy chimera that undermines the core dialectic of the world’s established dyad.

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Jack Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Love slime, ‘ate noodle, simple as

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Slimey is probably my number one guy on Sesame Street. Mr. Noodle is my number one guy to remove from Sesame Street by force.

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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can no longer fully take in Tom Cruise’s face. My eyes move around it, trying to gain purchase, but it’s like a child’s composite of past features. I back away. ‘That’s Tom Cruise’, I tell myself, uncertainly.

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Shout-out to all my friends who listened to me complain about my job for the last four years. We're going on a shopping spree at Banana Republic Factory!!! Everyone's getting reasonably priced slacks

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They call me Mrs. Got A New Job

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Take me down to Oyster Cracker city where the crackers salty and the salt is gritty. Oh wont you please employ meeeeee oh yeah

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Citizen Shane @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I like them little oyster crackers

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I got it + I had the perfect reaction as well

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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 17/09/2026

tired: we might have $8 diesel by november wired: we might be experiencing active balkanization by october

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rehearsing how I'm gonna react when I get an email later

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Dan @lewontin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

saved it a while ago, enjoy

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cari @cari.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anybody get any good emails lately?

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid

Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why

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Doug Henwood @doughenwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Touching display of solidarity

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Delaying an Al doomsday would benefit investors too

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026

(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo

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