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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
best tv shows 1. derek, dril and mike ginn animated project (pilot script) - adult swim 2. derek, dril and mike ginn animated project (pilot script) - annapurna pictures 3. virtual prison (pitch) - adult swim 4. truthpoint sequel (pitch) - multiple 5. derek, dril and mike ginn animated project (pi
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you’re shooting yourself in the head
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hot advil latte 🤤
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This how I found out Zelda remake! #videogames #gamingisawesome #soyfacedaily
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the 1/2 2/2 shit for threads looks stupid. that's what the line is for
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
there is no other world. there are no true revelations to be gained from psychedelic experience. they reveal the opposite: you are organic material and your faulty brains can easily be scrambled into confusion. everything behind the eyes is a dream I would MURDER a machine elf if they were real
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the spiritually fried are true nihilists. handwaving your direct involvement in pain and death in the real world by imagining peace in a fantasy realm. reducing life to the subplot of a fuzzy cosmic dream, zonked out under a blanket, partying with c listers, bad music, bad comedy. disgusting freak
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
as a safety measure they ought to put down anyone who was ever on comedy bang bang
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
patreon.com/chamberofreason new pod exploring the inspired, disgusting fandom of Pokégirls via a 2008 angelfire site (free to listen)
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell won’t see your posts but your clinically braindead friends will
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
reddit voice: Turdcunt did a really good series on this. OsakaBinLaden also covered it on his stream. if you want a deep dive check out Funkohitler's 17 hour documentary, he actually went to the infant graveyard
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Come surf the psychosphere with us tonight
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
new york's new golden age will continue this weekend
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Huh yeah why would they do that. Except you already said they're hungry. Moron 🖕
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hop on this task ASAP. This is your number one priority.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I am a Writer. Getting me a job at your biotech firm is your responsibility, not mine. My 'employment history' is not relevant. The task is simple: get me a job.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I actually need a job and I am tired of everyone FAILING me. Attend to this task. Now.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I was very bummed out to learn all the hidden messages in the new boards of canada are zionist
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
whenever someone is this stupid you just know they're going to win the silent majority of fried, facebook mysterious illness terminal brainfog crystal lovers is going to show up in full force and elect this guy because he got questioned by a smooth faced man in a suit
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
check out new ep of my podcast with guest jack bensinger it's for students of life patreon.com/chamberofreason
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Why are you wasting everybody's time? Get to work getting me a job. You're seriously dropping the ball, man. Get your head in the game.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can't believe I'm in the position of needing a job. But why is this my problem? Surely one of you will help me out. Okay stop sitting on your ass and get up and get me a fucking job.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
why take psychedelics, just so my brain can show me a bunch of AI slop?
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
just brought thirty trillion computer souls into existence and subjected them to unimaginable levels of pain
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I just tortured 1000000000000000000000 robots
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
news blast. the president has been smashed by colliding spikes in a maze one second later: the president was saved by an amulet and found a treasure chest
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
breaking: the president has been turned into a cream cheese type substance after being hit with a phaser update: nothing happened
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The president's head has been exploded perhaps. he has been safely evacuated. he was pushed into a wood chipper . he is safe. the president was dipped in liquid nitrogen and shattered by a flaming arrow. he is now at a secure location inside a bag of his remains
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
interestingly enough, every episode of truthpoint ended in a dedication to a certain 'Bryce' will the onion honor his memory?
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
hey tim TruthPoint
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
new FREE episode of my podcast talking to @osullyville.bsky.social about hobo code and omertà patreon.com/chamberofreason - FREE!!
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
if you're in LA come to this screening TOMORROW NIGHT matthew and jay spent years making this and it's never been shown publicly. it's funny, scary, and unlike anything else. and i'm hosting the q&a www.whammyanalog.com/events/spin-...
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i don't like how people say "honesty is the best policy" in that sing songy way like it rhymes. it doesn't. just change the word to ponesty
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A literal chopped Unc. Their embarrassing, aged body strewn about the parking lot in ribbons. While their unlovable old person shit rots in their hideously modest apartment. A lifetime of compromises. Even one moment of ambition could have prevented this, Unc. Your nephews will not mourn you.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
come on out to the show tonight
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
come on out to the show tomorrow
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
People with an emotional crutch are ridiculous. just use an emotional wheelchair. unless you can't afford it....
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bro i got to stop doing home invasions on families that bond during the experience and ultimately even learn something from my captivating backstory as well
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
new episode of the podcast free @ patreon.com/chamberofrea...
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