Reposted by claireToxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Elite level revenge bedtime procrastination 1126
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026washing your hair immediately before going to the club is kind of a crazy choice and yet I keep making it 010
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026while hiking with my friend earlier this week they had to run down the mountain because they were about to shit their pants and given the situation I'm in right now I'm realizing I was making fun of them way too much 040
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026every time dude answers my call on the first ring I make fun of him bc like why are you so obsessed with me 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just typed out and deleted the corniest fucking posts like 15 times in a row someone please sedate me 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026how much body glitter is work appropriate? asking for a friend 041
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026me taking a video I’m never gonna look at again “yeah this rocks” 010
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Las Vegas is just an accumulation of assault on your senses 040
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026running late with a coffee in hand is one of the most disrespectful forms of running late 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026so funny and iconic of Ed Sheeran’s band to drop out of his tour 💀 bc there’s no way mf is gonna do an acapella tour, right? 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026there’s bass in my headphones and suddenly I have the ability to be productive 140
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026pretty privilege is real because why did bro just give me his fidget toy today .. “you keep it” oh okay 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026really glad there’s not horror movie music playing when scary things happen in real life, that would make it soooo much worse 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 15/09/20268 am and Spotify thinks I want to listen to alternating Megan Thee Stallion and high energy house… and the worst part is that they’re right .. 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026and sometimes when I’m speeding along I do feel like maybe this is dangerous and humans weren’t meant to go this fast 040
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026a task I thought would take me 30 min only took me 10 min which is super fun and cool for me, a girl who got up an hour early to give herself time (could’ve slept) 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026by the hair I just found on this toilet seat the person who used it before me must’ve had a crazy bush 151
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me on my fifth lap, dying. random old man who stopped me to chat, “I do 10 laps every day just to sleep” 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026taco in one hand, phone in the other, knee on the wheel 030
Reposted by clairelalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I think we're all due for a fairly decent meltdown 20433133
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026just remembered something embarrassing and responded to internal stimuli in front of people 050
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026drunk as hell, commenting under Megan thee stallions ig pics 040
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026experiencing an interesting phenomenon where my ass is getting bigger so my pants are getting shorter … 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026oh you guys are trying to hit your protein goals? that’s cool, I’m trying to hit my fiber goals 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026just saw someone spell ‘nauseous’ as ‘nacaius’ .. and that’s ingenuity I think 140
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026and the biggest hurdle to me winning dancing with the stars is that I am not famous 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026two things that will never go together: “I’m gonna take a quick shower” and “let me put some music on” 040
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my favorite thing about sounds is how they’re always loud as fuck right when you really want them to be quiet 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026maturing is realizing that the items that the Taco Bell worker decides to put in my bag is actually none of my business 555867
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026streetlights along this street keep flashing but it’s like. I don’t really have time for spooky omens right now 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026fully drenched head to toe but my hot yoga instructor told me I’m so beautiful 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026feeling sick in the head, might turn my phone to military time 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026my hair is so long and luscious it keeps getting caught in my waistband 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026desperately need to figure out how to cure my sushi and pho addiction before my bank account cures it for me 030
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026now why would someone walk into the same room as me and start coughing 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m a strong independent woman until anything weird happens with my car and then I’m immediately just a girl 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026if I’m not supposed to rub my eyes then why does it look like a kaleidoscope when I do it? 050
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026told a 13 yr old that I was 28 today and they asked me if I was GenX 130
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026asked a group of healthcare professionals “what’s 46+9” and everyone’s brain turned off 130
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026such a picky bitch the way I like my water cool but not cold 130
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026short bitches are always gonna say “omg your standing desk is so high” 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026if by “dressing for the male gaze” you mean that I’m only wearing clothes so creepy men don’t look at me then sure 110
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026world cup 2026 easily wins the award for most random halftime show 020
claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026bout to watch justin bieber and BTS hang out for the very first time 030
