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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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A New Yorker-style cartoon of woman working at a computer. A hand extends out from the monitor dangling a pocket watch, and a voice from the monitor drones, “You’re getting sleepy…sleeepy.” Obviously the woman isn’t on the internet, otherwise instead of growing sleepy, she’d be outraged or bored. Most likely both at the same time. In fact, this is Anderson’s secretary, nodding off during a game of Minesweeper. The game will soon be disrupted (as will her reverie) when Anderson explodes from his office, a rubber ducky in his hand, shouting, It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming. He begins grabbing books from the shelves, flinging them across the office. A casebook of patent law hits the secretary in the forehead, most definitely waking her up. It will take five security guards to restrain Anderson.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

marv and harry’s son, junior

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if anyone needs me i'll be throwing my grampus

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just wanted to repost this all timer

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation

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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/06/2025

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

can't wait to watch this instead of demi lardner's "so you want to win a penis pump"

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ok so my computer is crashing out it's frozen up the last couple times I've tried starting the stream :(((

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🚨🚨 URGENT TIKI HUT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TOMORROW "Mitch's Tiki Hut" is back. Because I love a cocktail with a mascot. This is the Mr. Bali Hai! Traditionally served in the traditional mug featuring a weird guy's face who happens to be the namesake of the classic San Diego Tiki bar. He's the sensation everyone loves!

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

this is so real and explains so many of my interactions with back end guys. i love you CSS

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got your next tattoo

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My wife won’t go on the Buckcherry Greece trip because she literally hates me

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is what happens when we haven't had nbc rivalry night in almost a decade

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

can't afford a hair system so im just gonna constantly wear one of the novelty visors with fake hair

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

padding the word count of my novel by adding "So anyways," to the front of every paragraph. obviously you can't really do that with the first paragraph of the book, but in all other cases it's fair game. if you can drop in the occasional "So basically what the whole deal is, is that," even better

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the third guy is one of my favorite kinds of morons. "Hey powerless big box manager? You could easily increase the prices of these and then I can undercut you!"

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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

banana ball is too much clowning around in baseball!! minor league baseball is the correct amount of clowning around. not enough in the majors

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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

now this is awesome

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ah! well met, thine fair traveler! wouldest thou want to rest thine weary legs at the inn? mayhaps you listen to the tale of the kingdom of michigan with sir mitch and sir greggy! we tell the tale of the brave knight sir taffer who rescued a tavern in the kingdom! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

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Episode 24 - Hot Dog Champion

Podcast Episode · Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy · September 15 · 1h 21m

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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026

this routine seems to piss off people in general/public game chats, feel free to use vrunt: In N Out Burger has a secret menu y'all vrunt: animal style fries Gamer: That is so old lol vrunt: Huh? Gamer: Animal style frys been around forever vrunt: its on the secret menu so most ppl dont know

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dude's acting like the orange line isn't a rate. during 2022's big increase, people collectively said "everything's too expensive." the change in cpi is still positive, so prices are still increasing, so yes- things are still too expensive.

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🦖rl🦕 @rlambert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

sorry but if you're not ranking this by per-battle, you're overvaluing compilers who won battles in garbage time. napoleon is the goat but alexander the great is basically barry sanders

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