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Jared

@solidslack.bsky.social
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Podcast editor & other stuff @Debaserpod.bsky.social Reno Championship Wrestling Spellbound & Gagged He/Him.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 6h
Bustin? Makes me feel good!
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i haven't seen digger but i love it. i think it's great
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Brent @brentreichenberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Jarod K. Anderson, SOMETHING IN THE WOODS LOVES YOU
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My father hates two things with a burning passion: insurance and credit card companies. I used to think this was silly but the older I get the more I share his hatred.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every day is a struggle of drinking just enough caffeine to be productive and energetic but not so much that we freak out and have a panic attack.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I grew up in a home where both my parents smoked inside so as an adult I have four air purifiers in my house.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's so funny when you're in a meeting or your boss is going over in detail how much worse your job is about to get and in your head your brain is saying "don't even worry about any of this, we're quitting before we have to learn all of these new procedures."
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who among us would turn down that undoubtedly humongous wad of cash but man Justin Long looks absolutely fucking miserable in those Ozempic ads.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hearing the price in this guy's voice, clear as day
The monkey paw seller from The Simpsons that points out the glaring flaws
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's probably fine that my eyes can't focus with my glasses on anymore. Definitely a good thing. No need to investigate this. I don't need health insurance.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm wearing a new cologne today and honestly it's making my day 25% better.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Costumes are very important in toddler culture.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I started and completed an entire college course today. Many more left to go by end of November. Please clap.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a really good time making this episode and even listening back in the edit had me laughing again. Good ep.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’m not really worried about BDS for Physint and Star Cry (that’s what i’m calling the StarCraft shooter) because they’re both coming out in 2030 and Israel probably won’t exist by then
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Ana Diaz @pokachee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we all have that one friend you just gotta keep at 60-80% volume on discord. ♥️
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
talking to your boss vs talking to your coworkers
Thufir Hawat or Dune calculating, mentat stylee Thufir Hawat with a cute parasail and a snappy grin on his face
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got a fancy new vacuum cleaner and I am so happy with it. I even made my wife and daughter let me demo it for them. Middle age comes at you fast.
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Giving my child an iPad so that he never gets smarter than me or better at reading
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
This is the energy I need Democrats to express
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@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The outro song for the newer Netflix seasons of Sesame Street sounds like generic muzak you hear at a gas pump.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22/05/2025
if you need AI to write an email you are weak of soul
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
something good will happen soon
horse smiling sort of mysteriously. trees in the background
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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Larry… I’m on DUCKTAILS” is every intergenerational conversation, distilled to its essence.
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The sound of an approaching thunderstorm just as you finished mowing... Truly an all time good feeling.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They should re-release Eddington now that everyone knows what a data center is
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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I feel like a crank when I complain about this stuff but as someone who recently-ish had a baby, I feel justified!
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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WIFE: (MFA from RISD) I thought a lot of her points were astute, even if her obvious bias for classics made a poor replacement for film criticism specifically, you know? ME: (just found out only yesterday that flies aren't food) I don't feel good. I can still feel some of them moving inside of me.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Coke freestyle machine Coke is AI coke
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So what you do is, you just scroll. With your thumb. Yeah, like that. And then your brain lives 8 very stressful lifetimes in the span of 30 minutes. I do it like 10 times a day. I’ve lost the ability to make eye contact with my loved ones.
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Barry Hertz @hertzbarry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NEW: Starting Friday, two Viceland seasons of NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW plus movie will stream on Disney+/Hulu in U.S., marking first time show has ever been available on American streamer. On Aug. 7, show will stream on Disney+/Hulu in Canada. (Movie will remain on Crave here.)
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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