iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's just poking holes in the soil so that your lawn grows stronger and, in my case, absorbs rainfall better. You can do it with a really simple and cheap tool.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hearing the price in this guy's voice, clear as day

The monkey paw seller from The Simpsons that points out the glaring flaws

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

He's up there strokin his shit rn

Skull kid up on the clock tower in Majora's Mask

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Wait I just realized we're talking about two different things. This is what I was thinking of and somehow it wasn't called the PlayStation TV!?

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Those sharp plastic rip cords have been a life saver in cleaning drains.

an example of plastic drain cleaning tools

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Got a huge pack of shop towels from Costco for $13 (!!) and since I use a lot I figured hell yeah. Now I feel like Sisyphus folding these fucking things. Make it end!

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

You can have my '03 Toyota Matrix when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I own almost this exact truck and I am strongly considering getting this artwork on the tailgate.

A scene from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt where a closeted construction worker attempts to appear straight to his co-workers with an airbrushed Tilda Swinton on his truck tailgate.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I was so effusive with praise for Donkey Kong Bonanza that I ended up with two of the Amiibo for my birthday.

Two packaged amiibo of Donkey Kong and Pauline

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Entering a hallway with the Godzilla hammer

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

You simply gotta respect a classic. Although the fierce deity sword captured my imagination more.

The master sword from The Legend of Zelda

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I am greatly enjoying Absolute Batman. But every once in a while there's a line of dialogue that causes me to drop the book and wince for a bit before continuing.

A panel from Absolute Batman Issue #10 which reads ""Shove it up your ass." That's Batman, circa now."

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Folks, we might have a gamer on our hands.

My daughter playing with the Hyrule Shield

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Wait has anyone ever done this before? Marissa Tomie? Hello!?

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

There's only one Indy game on PS5 I believe

Box art for Indiana Jones and the Great Circle for PS5

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Definitely what Benicio Del Toro was referring too here

"a few small beers" from One Battle After Another

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

-Valve made a midrange PC meant for the living room -About the size of a Gamecube

THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME! From The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

She smiles and says "I will always love you"

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I always loved that Blade had one, had to be intentional too.

Blade (wesley snipes) next to his 1968 Dodge Challenger

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Repeating this to the little kids at the park trying to use the sticks as guns

Batman breaking a rifle in half, saying "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

My wife was wearing this shirt recently and a clerk at a store remarked that he loved her and asked if she saw her concert when she was in town recently. She realized he thought the shirt said Sabrina Carpenter.

A Super Yaki shirt with the phrase 'music by John Carpenter"

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Hannah Montana The Movie game for PS3. Damn near got the platinum too.

A screenshot of my PSN trophies from the Hannah Montana The Movie game

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Was this a bridge too far?

The Ghostly Prison card from Magic The Gathering

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Ok I gotta admit I didn't see this coming

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

My family and I in rural Florida:

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Was curious what they were since this is going around so here are my first five Steam purchases. Had my first job by this point and built an okay gaming PC.

The first five games I purchased on Steam, which are the Hitman collection (it was 1 and 2 iirc), Fallout collection (also 1 & 2), Civ IV Complete, The Witcher, Mass Effect, and Crysis.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you.

MGS3 Snake Eater title screen (sorry it's the HD version)

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

A friend of a friend was there at the time and provided this picture yesterday:

Charles Entertainment Cheese is led away in handcuffs for Credit Card Fraud.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Love to invent the Suicide Cord

A "male to male" extension cord that you should never under any circumstances use or consider.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

This game is breaking my heart, man.

A screenshot of Death Stranding 2 where Sam is taking a nap.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I became a father a few years after Death Stranding 1 and considering how I ugly cried at the end of DS1 before then, I'm worried about what's going to happen in DS2

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