iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I have an Edge sitting to the side to do this to when I acquire a soldering iron but goddamn am I still mad as hell j got stick drift in a $200 controller just months after buying it.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 7h

Bustin... makes me... feel good?

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 7h

Bustin? Makes me feel good!

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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm really glad to hear this because on my recent playthrough I noticed just how wildly the dialogue swings in quality!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

i haven't seen digger but i love it. i think it's great

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Brent @brentreichenberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Jarod K. Anderson, SOMETHING IN THE WOODS LOVES YOU

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I mean, Burlington is really nice!

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My father hates two things with a burning passion: insurance and credit card companies. I used to think this was silly but the older I get the more I share his hatred.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can't believe this. You did everything right and The Onion indicted you.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Every day is a struggle of drinking just enough caffeine to be productive and energetic but not so much that we freak out and have a panic attack.

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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I worked at a bank, I would tell people and occasionally this sketch would come up. It used to offend me but it grew on me and I think having a better cultural understanding of Gen X and yuppies helps make it so funny. I love it now!

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's a troll account, don't engage

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I grew up in a home where both my parents smoked inside so as an adult I have four air purifiers in my house.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Buddy, VPNs are for things your government/ISP don't want to you to look at like porn and torrenting.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's just poking holes in the soil so that your lawn grows stronger and, in my case, absorbs rainfall better. You can do it with a really simple and cheap tool.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's so funny when you're in a meeting or your boss is going over in detail how much worse your job is about to get and in your head your brain is saying "don't even worry about any of this, we're quitting before we have to learn all of these new procedures."

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just need a pair of tan cargo shorts to complete the look

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2 Guns maybe? Not a huge bodycount iirc or very good but y'know... for completeness.

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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who among us would turn down that undoubtedly humongous wad of cash but man Justin Long looks absolutely fucking miserable in those Ozempic ads.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wow. It took a dedicated task force over four years but they finally found 100 cases of voter fraud... out of 13.5 million voters. Vast majority of these cases will continue to be dismissed as well.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hearing the price in this guy's voice, clear as day

The monkey paw seller from The Simpsons that points out the glaring flaws

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026

ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026

"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's probably fine that my eyes can't focus with my glasses on anymore. Definitely a good thing. No need to investigate this. I don't need health insurance.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026

if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These scans look like magazine ads from the 90s (complimentary).

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That's a big YEP. That line the brother gives the hotel clerk, holy smokes. "In your last days in the nursing home, you'll think of me and giggle."

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm wearing a new cologne today and honestly it's making my day 25% better.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Costumes are very important in toddler culture.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I started and completed an entire college course today. Many more left to go by end of November. Please clap.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I regret to inform you this made it to r/blankies. Also the GBA game for that movie was dope.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had a really good time making this episode and even listening back in the edit had me laughing again. Good ep.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's $63 at Costco and $60 at Walmart (Region Free version). You could get it for $50 at Walmart a couple days ago with the SAVE3X code but I think they stopped it.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i’m not really worried about BDS for Physint and Star Cry (that’s what i’m calling the StarCraft shooter) because they’re both coming out in 2030 and Israel probably won’t exist by then

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was at a Static-X show in the early 2000s where the opener closed with the King of the Hill theme song, for what it's worth.

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Ana Diaz @pokachee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

we all have that one friend you just gotta keep at 60-80% volume on discord. ♥️

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

talking to your boss vs talking to your coworkers

Thufir Hawat or Dune calculating, mentat stylee

Thufir Hawat with a cute parasail and a snappy grin on his face

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So it reminds you of a universally praised prophetic movie that became significantly more relevant years after its release? Damn.

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Jared @solidslack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

To tell you would probably be a big spoiler, but let's just say there's a reason the show isn't on the air anymore. I think the marketing is operating on the assumption that most people know the infamous incident that led to its cancellation. You can read about it on Wikipedia if you must.

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