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Butt Praxis

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have a harem of dozens of women who are my employees to fuck and have my children as I please" is one of the ultimate goals of the billionaire class and one of the main reasons they are so keen to fuck the labor market (so desirable women are desperate enough to sign up for this)
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess I understand what content warnings are all about because every fresh rapist news cycle sends me spiraling into pure rage and a need for revenge
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally the most stressful part about raising a three-year-old is cars and roads
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta hand it to ‘em, there is no way to make a political advertisement less appealing to me. Developed in a lab to piss me off
A text message received from phone number +1 (209) 308-1294 
It reads:

[screenshot of video]

Have you heard about
Steve Hilton's plan to abolish the DMV and replace sky-high car registration fees with a flat $73 a year?
The video above might be
Al, but the problems with the DMV and Hilton's plan to address them are very real.
As Governor, Steve would move routine DMV services online and to certified local providers, while keeping state safety and security standards in place.
Watch the video above and get the facts: AbolishTheDMV.com
Paid for by Steve Hilton for
Governor 2026
Stop=End
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We just dropped off an abandoned bearded dragon someone left at a park(????) at SF Animal Control and we are IN LOVE with Oliver Twist but he doesn’t like other cats can someone please adopt him
A photograph of Oliver Twist, an enormous tabby cat with lovely aqua eyesThe copy on Oliver’s adoption sheet. It reads:

“SAUNDERS
www.saunders-us.
ncisco
Kennel Nor
249
A590862
Kennel Card
Name:
OLIVER TWIST
Color:
BRN TABBY
Breed:
DOMESTIC SH
Sex:
NEUTERED
Collar Color:
Markings:
Age:
7 YEARS
Collar Type:
Tag:
U26-291801
A590862
Consider yourself Oliver Twist's friend! He'd love to consider himself one of your family (as long as you don't have any other cats). This big guy is a big love bug who loves brushing, pets and snacks. And he's proof that big cats can jump: start waving a wand toy around this fun fellow and he'll soon be stalking, pouncing and leaping in the air. Will you love him as long as he needs you (for the rest of his life)? Oliver isn't a fan of other cats, so would prefer to be the solo king of his castle, soaking up all the love. Oliver Twist A 590862
*Wet food only
GI diet/ No treats
“
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most important thing I learned in my 20s is that being smart doesn't make you special. Eventually you need to learn to try hard and to enjoy learning to do things you're not immediately good at. It turns out that the people who didn't learn this lesson were reading Harry Potter fanfic.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This administration has saved my family a lot of money because we’ve drastically reduced our meat consumption out of pure spite because these freaks are pushing meat so hard
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 20/09/2026
Cropping of a Sankey diagram:
17 - product-market fit
5 - strategic pivot
15 - execution failure
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am unmoved on my dream Presidential ticket of Jack Reacher/Miss Rachel and I think they’d win
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do you think i'm spooky dot horse @truebe.horse · 17/09/2026
Your electoral strategy of “doing things to help people so they give a shit about your cause” pales in comparison to my strategy of “throwing vulnerable people under the bus to win elections which doesn’t win any elections and only throws vulnerable people under the bus”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah the endgame here is very obviously the destruction of girls’ sports by making them sites of mandatory sexual abuse and it is really blackpilling how many people are going along with it out of fear of trans people or their hope for little Christleigh getting a track scholarship to Azusa state
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dad and daughter at this pizza place. Serious faces. Dad sighs. Daughter sighs. Dad says, So your mom wants me to talk to you about that joke on your phone. Daughter nods. Dad takes a deep breath and says, Twenty-five years ago, terrorists flew two planes into a building in New York City,
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/07/2026
"decisions about whether or when minors access transgender medical care should be made by parents, not politicians" actually they should be made by the minors in question, who are human beings. if you don't need parental consent to experience one kind of puberty why should you need it for the other
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
nature.com
The political effects of X’s feed algorithm - Nature
Among users initially on a chronological feed, 7 weeks of exposure to X’s algorithmic feed in 2023 shifted political attitudes and account-following behaviour in a more conservative direction compared...
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🅱️eanu
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We had a brief window in time before the death cult brought smoking back when you could buy used clothes and accessories online but it’s foul odor roulette again on eBay
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every day I wake up feeling like I’ve been taken hostage
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
More supporting evidence, also published today, by the great @janus.bsky.social in the Verge bsky.app/profile/thev...
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wheat production for 2026 is expected to be down 23% from 2025 amounts is that good esmis.nal.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
esmis.nal.usda.gov
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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Dr. Samantha Montano @samlmontano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly did what other disaster nonprofits are too chicken shit to do — she gave the families affected by a wildfire a universal basic income. www.bpr.org/news/2018-12...
bpr.org
How Dolly Parton Gave $12.5 Million And Unprecedented Research To Sevier County
It’s been two years since wildfires burned Western North Carolina and devastated the town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Country music superstar Dolly Parton…
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night
As the flight neared final boarding, another ICE officer accused Laurie of interfering with the operation and pressed her to help locate the passenger. Laurie declined to say whether the woman was on the flight's passenger list and told the officer he would need to contact the airline's corporate security department for information. "You're going to need a subpoena," she said. No arrests were made at the gate that day.

The next day, the passenger called her.
She had made it home. And she was with her child.
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Panel 1: IEEE Single-Precision Floating Point standard 
Panel 2: Omni-Man: Look what they need to
mimic a fraction
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The thing that gets me about “AI companies are buying rare old books for training and destruction” is a lot of those books are rare because they’re out of print and they’re out of print because they’re, like, really racist. Claude’s about to start talking shit about the Gauls
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, I’ve discovered where NYT journalists go to recruit the worst people you’ve heard from as sources and it’s exactly where you’d expect
Nextdoor Post with the following text:

Kami Rieck
Upper Pacific Heights • 19h. Edited • ®
• • •
I'm a journalist for The New York Times and am hoping to talk to people who have been offered or accepted a tenant buyout in 2026 from a landlord because they live in a rent-stabilized unit. Please reach out: kami.rieck@nytimes.com
9
Victor N. 19h • Lower Nob Hill
Rent Control can have ill effects.
•1 * Helpful D Reply
1
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now is the time of monsters
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Women don’t get to be unc and that’s misogyny
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They need to bring back intermissions for movies. The best part of the opera is taking a break in the middle to get a little coffee and a little snack and see what everyone else is wearing. I will accept a long movie if they add an intermission
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 02/08/2026
pov: you are definitely not breaking the law
a book called it's legal showing an old PC with the text "it's legal" on it
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Recently people in central Ohio where large populations of Haitian migrants live have noticed an increased amount of ICE vehicles around their areas. In Columbus, OH there was a noise demo outside the hotel ICE was staying in until around midnight when their check out was scheduled for 6am.
Poster for the noise demo that reads "No sleep for ICE Noise Demonstration Columbus, OH, tonight August 1st @ 9Pam large group of out-of-state agents are in town for TPS operations beginning this week in Columbus and Springfrield Hampton Inn Suites in Polaris 8411 Pulsar Pl"
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Experiencing whatever version of personality crisis it is that makes a person make their own jeans
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it feels notable that the most recent example of what this tech wishes it was is the new Blade Runner movie, where its target audience is an artificial person with no human rights who spends his days as a disposable meat sack tasked with murdering his own kind.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So are they ever gonna start making and selling witch hats or is this not the show for me
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Jason Steele @filmcow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Another resident sent this to me. She was afraid of posting this picture due to possible retaliation-she was able to get a picture because he's been frequently using kingsbridge dr and sidewalks as a speedway.
I wasnt social media platform, but I'm glad i joined next door to help post pictures of negative activity.A photo of a child on an electric bike. He is wearing a white helmet and black crocs. He is turned on his bike so that he can give whoever is taking this photo "the finger."
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Still reeling from going to the zoo this weekend and seeing an orangutan, which is basically a person, just sitting there in a hammock. I was tearing up imagining being a sentient creature in a captivity, then looked at my husband, who sighed a troubled sigh and murmured, “I wish I were in a zoo”
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love her!!!!!
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We don’t talk enough about how DOGE was led by one of the greatest beneficiaries of government money.
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Same for Thiel. Same for so many. Government created them. They should be cut off.
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If governments turned off the spigot of money to Musk, he’d be done.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Five Guys restaurant
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 24/07/2026
Yell at your electeds when they screw up. They deserve it and sometimes it works.
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Don't get upset, it's just a syntax error. (Source.)
an panel from "Shogakukan Encyclopeida 191: You Can Make It Too! Famicom Games" showcasing a screen from the Famicom: "NS-HUBASIC v2.1A © NINTENDO/SHARP/HUDSON 1982 BYTES FREE OK". To this, the kid typed in: "Let's play some cool games!" The Nintendo replied with: "?SN ERROR OK" The boy's eyes are bugging out, saying "WHAT IS THIS?" and the girl is replying, "There's no games coming out!" Any transcription errors are mine.
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