iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

[me doing stand up for the 1st time] Y'see, WHITE PEOPLE, they dance like this [does hokey pokey] And BLACK PEOPLE, they dance like this [does hokey pokey] But then you got ASIAN PEOPLE, they dance like this [does hokey pokey]

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Has anyone considers that Odysseus's problem is that his men are just too delicious. Yes, he angered the gods, but so many of them getting eaten cant be a coincidence.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Had that dream again I’m singing “happy birthday mr president” to Frosty the Snowman as a quartet with Teller, one of those robots who fell on the stairs and can’t get up, and an improvising Marlon Brandon in a muumuu and we do jazz hands so long he melts

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Careful of spicy food when I go out, what if it's too spicy and it makes me hiccup all night and I get so frustrated that I throw up on the server and the manager yells at me and challenges me to single combat

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

(Dumping a big box of googly eyes onto the pizza before shoving it into the oven) My grandmother brought this recipe over from the old country

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

onf: something (or someone) that's so proportionately both on and off that it can't be either or neither

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When a remote majesty and the potential for new discovery and danger see you as an adventure, don't just quit your job. Get itchy. Make people lost and call me. I'm a wheeler dealer sayin scat instead of shit

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Been on psych meds long enough that I shake em in the dark to know what I’m takin by the sound they make. They’re different notes bro. Here, I’ll play you a song

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

One great way to get rid of an earworm is screaming until they tranquillize you

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

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orcus @goblin.news · 30/07/2026

I hope to become the cartoon character you wish was real.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

[wine & paint night] Wife: wtf is that Me: Rihanna fighting Godzilla in machu picchu Wife: Drunk Guy Behind Me: that's fuckin rad

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Summertime seems like the ideal time to dance naked around a bonfire while cursing the ancestors of idiots, but...damn...the mosquitos, yo.

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ai could never do it like me. My disposition is dark but flecked with dappled sunlight, my flesh is too wretched, my nails too broken on cavern walls. It could try to be something as mortifying and earnest but it would fail.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Playing along to the sound of your heart with my didgeridoo.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"You've been selected to complete the survey," says the woman with the clip board. Sigh. "This is the sixth time." But the line up to get into purgatory is long and I have run out of things to do with my hands. I take the proffered pen and begin to answer the questions again.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

"If you block me it means I've won" oh right well congratulations then

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Swapping the like and repost numbers caused me to start thinking giraffes aren't all that weird.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Swapping the like and repost numbers caused me to start speaking fluent Klingon.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Swapping the like and repost numbers caused all the breakers in my house to flip.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

But soft, what smoke through yonder window breaks? It is the wildfire, and from Canada it comes. Arise, fair haze, and kill my envious tire fire, Who is already thick and black with grease

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Missed connection: I was walking down the front steps and you were the last step. You left a bruised butt and took what little dignity I have left. Swap?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My mom says never to count how many people don't like me but how will I know when there's enough to trade for a giant who doesn't like me

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My body makes all sorts of noises it never used to, which leads me to believe I am now inhabited by an 83 year old homunculus named Steve.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I'm taking ADHD meds and honestly amphetamines are a lifesaver. Now I understand why Mark E. Smith was so well-adjusted

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

A large black square has opened up inexplicably in the left hand corner of my desktop and nothing I do will get rid of it and I am wondering if this is the void in which I am supposed to die and it's more geometrical than I would have guessed the void in which I would die would be.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I mean I’m not really OK—I can feel Frankie Valli leaving me

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

So odd when your partner just uses your actual proper legal name to address you. Why are you calling me Steven? Wait, are you wearing a wire?

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If you ever feel the urge to explain something to me, you should explain it to your mom instead. Give her a call and explain the whole thing to her. My initial post, followed by whatever you would have replied. She'll probably really appreciate your insights.

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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Sleeping with a full face of make-up because you never know when the opportunity to make-out with a hat man will arise.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

under intergalactic planetary flag law, the empire state building now belongs to this nice parkour gimp couple

A man and woman dressed in black form fitting clothing and black head coverings on top of an antenna unfurling a black flag with white letters that reads “when the power of love beats the love of power the world will know peace” a building with windows is in the background

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

british dudes in old rave footage

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

me: (rattles on for 45 minutes about my life) therapist: okay, have you considered... making any healthy decisions? me: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Options for tonight include watching a movie, following the strange blue lights into the woods, getting a takeaway, following the lights, playing some music, follow the lights, follow them, into the woods, follow the lights into the woods, or getting an early night

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

You should always write like there’s someone with a loaded gun standing behind you, because there always is (TURN AROUND)

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I don't know about good and evil but that is a battle inside you for sure. It seems to be fairly low grade as far as struggles go, are you here to master opposing types of meditation for creating no chill content

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

my uncle's a clown sir, your flaccid balloon animals do not impress me

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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I am this cat

Photo of a tabby cat and a cream coloured small dog, both digging holes in a forest.
The text explains that the dog is a trained truffle hound, finding truffles. The cat is not trained, just likes to dig holes with the dog, does not find or care about truffles.

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Richard de Nooy @richarddenooy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Your order is important to us. We've branded the details onto the backs of our eyelids so we will never forget them. We will fill this one final order and then we will cease operations. Your name and address will be the last things on our lips before we die. Goodbye my friend, The Customer. Goodbye.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

You can be as connected as cables but if you're not hooked up to yourself then it's bluetooth against the world and you're so out of range, but perhaps a questionnaire can tell you your likes dislikes and Mbps

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

“Are you okay?” “No. Why? Did I seem okay before?”

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