Reposted by floatingheadofdeathJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10hImagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley… 1173228578
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got bored yesterday and made Colin Robinson wear a tiny sombrero. Thought you might want to know. 1348140
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathTater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's not too much to ask. 3252
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 12581241359
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Photography by Elliot McGucken 935709886
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kohl’s does what now? 3836354
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026BLANCHE: Don’t judge us on what we say or do or say we’re going to do or did or said 832419
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathVWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quote skeet what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee. Wrong answer only.static.klipy.comMoses Storm: Condoms GuruAlt: Moses Storm: Condoms Guru 1196
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathTravertin📷🍀 @travertin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Streetart 📍Mainz-Laubenheim 📷enbodenumer #StreetArt #Graffiti #Mural #photography #flickr flic.kr/p/2szdfvj 0335
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathcrAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it's a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll 24819
Reposted by floatingheadofdeaththe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People don't want to retweet this because I said the fuck word 0161
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathIan Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Where I store my elves 3253
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathGlasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Need to get some of those thought cancelling headphones. 110642
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I’m so glad you find this amusing, Patricia.” 1745775
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 314174733298
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Where’s Chris?” “I don’t know.” “You told him three o’clock?” “Like ten times.” “Fucking drummers.” “Should we wait a little longer?” “Screw him, take the picture.” 1028666
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-… 201868186
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said. 656171985054
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When Elon Musk's groups spent $20M+ on Wisconsin's 2025 Supreme Court race, his involvement backfired and his candidate lost by 10 points. Now his super PAC has quietly spent $14M+ on key midterm races, including the Texas Senate race. Would be a shame if people found out.nbcnews.comElon Musk is flying under the radar in the Texas Senate race. Republicans want to keep it that way.One Republican involved in the Texas Senate contest called Musk’s in-your-face campaigning in Wisconsin last year “a mis 22960033725
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just ran the numbers, and i've come to the conclusion, fuck this. 313451
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6400155
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathMichael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NYT getting banned would be hilarious: "Did the president have the right to ban the New York Times from the White House? Experts say it's complicated." 615818
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c… 442915363
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathWilliam Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163033158
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathconifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026More than $13 billion has moved through accounts the U.S. government controls. Nobody in Washington will show you the balance. In the everyday world, imagine hiring a trustee to hold your money. The trust document says the money is yours and the 34730
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently 931780
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathPeggy z chooses the bear @peggychoosesbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026 193
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I meet a lot of people in my line of work. That’s why I’m quitting. 025473
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed theonion.com/casper-recalls-mattres… 292426386
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026adopt don’t shop 527953
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear 1630466
Reposted by floatingheadofdeath- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 13/09/2026‘tis the season 👻 2278
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Awebo has something to say: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 24632113
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(to the tune of Love Shack) 🎶 lunch nap, baby lunch nap 🎶 1331568
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every room becomes a panic room if you check your bank account in it. 07130
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sure seems like we should revisit that whole "lying president tried to have his goons put an Olympic athlete in prison for his own incompetence" thing 572782676
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump announced 17 MONTHS AGO that everyone was going to get $5,000 checks because of DOGE cuts. You got $0. 25944201725
Reposted by floatingheadofdeath𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate. 1573853986
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Happy 'Sandwich that tastes like Sandwich with Chicken' Day to those that observe it. 0133
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A Philadelphia nun named Sister Rose Kuhn drives to a Texas immigration court weekly to sit next to unaccompanied children as young as 4 who are facing deportation hearings alone without relatives or an attorney so that they won’t have to face the judge by themselves. Heartbreaking and horrific. 421109553630
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026You can see the entire archive at sweartrek.tumblr.com or giphy.com/swear_trek.sweartrek.tumblr.comSwear TrekInfinite vulgarity in infinite combination 952292
Reposted by floatingheadofdeathBianca Walser @biancawalser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026TIL. It makes all kinds of sense, but I never connected the two. 121328
