Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 6hFurther, he ordered Sports Illustrated to now be called Athletics Illustrated, to avoid confusion 99511
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 10hRecession indicator anecdote: Last time I booked with my tattoo artist, the nearest appointment was a 6 month wait. Today I could get a full day session in two weeks. 414718
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15hIf you happen to know if Michael Tracey ever sexually assaulted anyone, get in touch and I would be happy to publish the information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy 517851
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got bored yesterday and made Colin Robinson wear a tiny sombrero. Thought you might want to know. 1348240
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good. I'm sure he'll get a job offer in AI soon, though. 41095
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We finally measured and photographed the shirts we brought back from Japan, and my husband is creating listings on our shopping site as I type. Advance congrats to whoever snags the New York Weiner Dog Black Flag shirt 61598
Reposted by Blue Heron FarmUrvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which. 142457844
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just found out that this is how my husband eats twizzlers and I'm sorry to say that i there is no room for him in heaven 5143217
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I should not have to know about the kinks of a whole bunch of tech nerds. I did not sign up for this. 521617
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I need to make a quick three grand for a new half sleeve. 4540
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I regret to inform you that I could do this all day 5934
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Push th' Little Daisies" or Ween, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. 8491
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven't heard a new song since 1996 when Europe released their power anthem, The Final Countdown, which I have been playing on repeat ever since. 101388
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know I'm not supposed to make a post like this without a photo, but a pileated woodpecker just landed on a low branch of the tree in our front yard, and hopped around so we could admire him, for a full 5 seconds. 😱 91990
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Because what Americans want is the opportunity to buy gas more often these days 49212
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There is a HUGE green lynx spider just outside the window of the bar 141654
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Would you bring your waifu doll to a job interview? Everybody disagrees 4737
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd have gone with E-Maciated Or Mace-on Fou, but ok 7390
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And a smart pac would make an ad saying that he promised to give you $5000, but kept that money for himself to run a stupid commercial demanding you worship him 08313
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why doesn't he rely on in his body's natural defenses? 328563
Reposted by Blue Heron FarmMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 142651620
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Would you like to see Luna's dinner dance? 1735418
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's not vandalism, that's an upgrade 518916
Reposted by Blue Heron FarmSara Cress @saracress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ruby is off, I'm picking up two kittens after therapy, and here are some dogs YOU could be short-term fostering this weekend in Houston. Cookie, Chucho, Woofy, Max, Dave, Sally. Email fostercoordinator@rescuedpetsmovement.org if you're interested! 04212
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I realize Trump is currently untouchable, but his goons are not. We need to start holding people accountable. 31046
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well. Maybe L'Orange is not getting neutered tomorrow. 161590
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Last night, when I couldn't sleep, I decided they should relaunch The Golden Girls, but with Gen X/Boomers and how we actually age these days. Here's my cast. Should I start a Kickstarter? 131719
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got the email from TPC about this today. It's a win, and I'm glad of it, but how many people are going to die from heat related causes before the end of 2029? The system is fucking barbaric. 416328
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hope they tell us who the pig fucker is 61017
Reposted by Blue Heron FarmCongressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Good news: a federal judge just paused Wilber's deportation. The government shouldn’t be allowed to shoot you from an unmarked vehicle and then cover it up by deporting you. Keep speaking out, it's working. 8142921210
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026FYI, the Japanese sunscreen hype is real. This stuff is life changing 171659
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just got this video clip by text from my husband 1833720
Reposted by Blue Heron FarmAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/09/2026If you're mad as hell about this and have some $ to spare, immigrant support activists on the ground here in Austin told me that the Immigrant Support Fund is the best donation destination; Wilber's family (and others) are helped via this stream: givebutter.com/ZkFxFu 0131109
Reposted by Blue Heron FarmSara Cress @saracress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The hospital that discharged a man with a bullet still in his back so that ICE could take him to a detention center to sleep on a hard floor sure has an interesting mission statement. "Answering God's call to bring health, healing and hope to all." 711535
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A squirrel has been spotted, and she is literally vibrating 424910
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This incident came up today, so I googled to see if the photo was online anymore, forgetting that I had made a Christmas ornament of the time Lefty had a vole in his mouth. I love that they helpfully show you how it will look on your tree. 121779
Reposted by Blue Heron Farmashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20/09/2026come to america, do it all the legal way, and then have ICE shoot you through your back window as they try to execute an extrajudicial arrest 2524112
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every time I come back to this place after being away for a few hours I hope I'm going to read that it happened, but instead I read about ice shooting another person 921513