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Blue Heron Farm

@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Antifa goat farm and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We used to make cheese and trouble, but we no longer make cheese. Buy stuff: blueheronfarmcajeta.com

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 6h
Further, he ordered Sports Illustrated to now be called Athletics Illustrated, to avoid confusion
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 10h
Recession indicator anecdote: Last time I booked with my tattoo artist, the nearest appointment was a 6 month wait. Today I could get a full day session in two weeks.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h
If you happen to know if Michael Tracey ever sexually assaulted anyone, get in touch and I would be happy to publish the information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h
Even barn cats crave boxes
Gray Tabby on a large, flat box in the  grass
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got bored yesterday and made Colin Robinson wear a tiny sombrero. Thought you might want to know.
White goat with a tiny blue embroidered sombrero
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good. I'm sure he'll get a job offer in AI soon, though.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We finally measured and photographed the shirts we brought back from Japan, and my husband is creating listings on our shopping site as I type. Advance congrats to whoever snags the New York Weiner Dog Black Flag shirt
REMINDER


PIECES OF MEMORY

Like a useless key tucked away in the back of a drawer, memories occasionally make a sound.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just found out that this is how my husband eats twizzlers and I'm sorry to say that i there is no room for him in heaven
Man holding pack of twizzlers that he has been into like a candy bar
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should not have to know about the kinks of a whole bunch of tech nerds. I did not sign up for this.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to make a quick three grand for a new half sleeve.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I could do this all day
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At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Push th' Little Daisies" or Ween, it may say more about the listener than the song.

Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world.

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I haven't heard a new song since 1996 when Europe released their power anthem, The Final Countdown, which I have been playing on repeat ever since.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Push th' Little Daisies" or Ween, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't heard a new song since 1996 when Europe released their power anthem, The Final Countdown, which I have been playing on repeat ever since.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know I'm not supposed to make a post like this without a photo, but a pileated woodpecker just landed on a low branch of the tree in our front yard, and hopped around so we could admire him, for a full 5 seconds. 😱
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because what Americans want is the opportunity to buy gas more often these days
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is a HUGE green lynx spider just outside the window of the bar
Large green spider with striped legs
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ridiculous
Shiny black dog asleep on the sofa with her head on a pillow
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What. The. Fuck.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would you bring your waifu doll to a job interview? Everybody disagrees
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd have gone with E-Maciated Or Mace-on Fou, but ok
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And a smart pac would make an ad saying that he promised to give you $5000, but kept that money for himself to run a stupid commercial demanding you worship him
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why doesn't he rely on in his body's natural defenses?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look who had a playdate tonight
A medium sized black dog with a speckled White chest sitting in front of a giant silver lab. Both of them have their tongues hanging out
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jeremy ate a grape
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would you like to see Luna's dinner dance?
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bad Selfies With Luna
A lady and a dog lying on the sofa. Their heads are pressed together and the dogs' arm is across the lady's throatThe same lady in the same dog all squished up
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's not vandalism, that's an upgrade
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Sara Cress @saracress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ruby is off, I'm picking up two kittens after therapy, and here are some dogs YOU could be short-term fostering this weekend in Houston. Cookie, Chucho, Woofy, Max, Dave, Sally. Email fostercoordinator@rescuedpetsmovement.org if you're interested!
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally. A gender neutral spatula.
Big slip Turner spatule
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, Luna, why the long face?
Sweet black dog with a long snoot, resting on a sofa
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For sale. Car carrier. Never used.
Empty cat carrier on my washing machine. It was supposed to transport a semi-feral cat to the vet for neutering today.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realize Trump is currently untouchable, but his goons are not. We need to start holding people accountable.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well. Maybe L'Orange is not getting neutered tomorrow.
My scratched up ankleA deep puncture would on the tender inside of my forearm
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No. That's too much orange.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last night, when I couldn't sleep, I decided they should relaunch The Golden Girls, but with Gen X/Boomers and how we actually age these days. Here's my cast. Should I start a Kickstarter?
Margaret Cho Lisa BonetLisa KudrowChristine Baranski
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got the email from TPC about this today. It's a win, and I'm glad of it, but how many people are going to die from heat related causes before the end of 2029? The system is fucking barbaric.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope they tell us who the pig fucker is
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good news: a federal judge just paused Wilber's deportation. The government shouldn’t be allowed to shoot you from an unmarked vehicle and then cover it up by deporting you. Keep speaking out, it's working.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are three Rs in Super Intelligence
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FYI, the Japanese sunscreen hype is real. This stuff is life changing
Nivea UV super water gel ex sunscreen
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just got this video clip by text from my husband
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/09/2026
If you're mad as hell about this and have some $ to spare, immigrant support activists on the ground here in Austin told me that the Immigrant Support Fund is the best donation destination; Wilber's family (and others) are helped via this stream: givebutter.com/ZkFxFu
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Sara Cress @saracress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The hospital that discharged a man with a bullet still in his back so that ICE could take him to a detention center to sleep on a hard floor sure has an interesting mission statement. "Answering God's call to bring health, healing and hope to all."
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A squirrel has been spotted, and she is literally vibrating
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This incident came up today, so I googled to see if the photo was online anymore, forgetting that I had made a Christmas ornament of the time Lefty had a vole in his mouth. I love that they helpfully show you how it will look on your tree.
Catahoula boxer mix dog with his mouth shut and little rodent feet coming out along with some grass
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20/09/2026
come to america, do it all the legal way, and then have ICE shoot you through your back window as they try to execute an extrajudicial arrest
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I come back to this place after being away for a few hours I hope I'm going to read that it happened, but instead I read about ice shooting another person
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