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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 30m

Hey Democrats, This is the last two hours. Keep this up and I'm voting Republican. Across the board. Straight ticket. I'll drive to Texas and vote for Paxton just out of spite. I'm already a white guy who's technically Gen X. I'm their target demo.

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 1h

I am going on Fox News at 4:15 ET to discuss Medicare for All.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 6h

Absolutely embarrassing stuff

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 4h

MOST TOTAL TEXT MESSAGES SENT TO ME IN MY LIFE: 3. My mom 2. My wife 1. James Talarico

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 18h

THE YANKEES WIN THUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHH YANKEES WIN

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Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 21h

The NYTimes scans crowd footage and finds Jack Smith at the Hawkeye game. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...

Photo of fuzzy photo of crowd in near-outside seats. A white man with a beard is circled. The text in the photo is:

College Park, Md.
Feb. 3, 2024
The New York Times analyzed footage from the game and identified Smith in the crowd.
Fox Sports

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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 22h

Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 18h

This is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people

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Homer J. Fong @a2koc.bsky.social · 22h

Sen. Schmidtt right now, tbh

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026

They had this set up, and it landed like a wet fart. Also, BENNY JOHNSON IS AN IOWA GRAD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAWKS MEANT. TAKE HIS DIPLOMA.

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026

My high school social studies teacher always liked to say you could move the Missouri-Iowa border up to Highway 34 and improve the literacy rates of both states.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum scoring on that QB sneak

Street Fighter II screenshot of E Honda doing his horizontal headbutt

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026

Managed Bayside High. Got Leo McGarry drunk before a presidential debate. Invented Kool Whip and served it to Don and Peggy. What a career.

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026

Mike Leach has been reincarnated as some sort of anime character.

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026

Kirk Ferentz (71) pointing at Tom Moore (87). Michigan got taken down by the gerontocracy.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 28/09/2026

"We cover the computer in a totally bitchin' black leather jacket."

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 27/09/2026

NEW HURRY UP

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 27/09/2026

Jedd Fisch looks like a super-meta Will Forte YouTube Shorts character.

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 27/09/2026

Minnesota goes to this land of lakes, and shows these men of lakes what lakes really are.

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Michael Graham @michaelgraham76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Perfect Dolph here. “The game is over!!!” Official: The game is not over!”

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

OH MY GOD IOWA

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026

As called by Gary Dolphin on Iowa radio:

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Mark Hasty @markhasty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here's the thing about Kirk Ferentz: After every game he coaches, *somebody* is absolutely LIVID

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Steve Deace with custom Michigan football “diploma”

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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 26/09/2026

They can change out the coordinators, modernize the offense, get aggressive in the portal and player pay...and then you get reminded that it's still Kirk Ferentz's program, and that means you're going to be subject to some of the most inexplicable conservative bullshit every once in a while.

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

im sorry put kirk ferentz in a home for that idc

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