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J. D.

@jdetc.bsky.social
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Chicago/ish. Civil/ish litigator. Left-center/ish. Elder Millennial. He/him. Interests/etc.: 1A/defamation, lolsuits, half of true crime, food, Cubs, Chi teams other than the Sox, EPL/soccer, art/architecture, film, indie music, enviro issues, tech

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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 46m
Broke: work temp jobs, don't worry about being good at any of them, rely on public dole Middle class: work one (1) job full-time, get minimal government benefits Richest man alive: work temp jobs, don't worry about being good at any of them, rely on public dole
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 2h
Donuts three meals a day and I'm not losing a pound. Mind-boggling.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 5h
This guy's inevitable ouster is going to be almost as cathartic as Trump's. What a spectacular douche.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 10h
"Infinite personalized music" sounds absolutely abyssmal. You did not "solve" anything more than the Spotify/Pandora algorithms, which often suck.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 14h
None of this makes any sense (for-profit companies begging to be regulated by the feds but also asking for an antitrust exemption - which they do not need - for catastrophe prevention purposes) unless you start from the proposition that they're robber barons running a type of scam.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know this is all for soundbytes in the griftosphere but this is really pathetic attempted impeachment of a lawyer witness in a room full of lawyers. You got him to commit to the thing you think is false and then you flash a demonstrative with hearsay from 3rd parties and yell GOTCHA, PERJURER?
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to love* that for the most part, the politicians who prattle on the most about freedom and free markets were the ones most likely to vote for the Protect College Sports Act within a few years of college athletes having the freedom to earn their true market value.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, my, this DA is a whiny baby. "Furthermore, I have never been contacted by Jane Doe’s attorneys. Not to inform me the original statement was inaccurate and not to ask me to reconsider our decision." Why on Earth would they?!
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I also love this chart and would speculate that some of the variance may be explained by part-time residence or tourist web traffic clouding the data (HI, FL, NY, TN, and NM).
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for the AI but I am moving fast and breaking things and if Netflix sees this my DMs are open.
A tale of two cities book cover but it's just a a beach scene with toned bids and a guillotene in the background and some flags.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What alarms me about Crockett is that endorsing someone you don't like is a really basic, minimum lift political competency. It's a team sport with group goals. Opting out is a choice and a massive unforced error that'll basically cap her political career.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This appears to be a spectacularly miscast and ill-conceived film. It'll get a baseline of good reviews because it's Sorkin with party-approved politics, but he's competing with Fincher and cast America's most humorless actor as a public figure who is patently ridiculous.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The COURAGE to use slurs in a pseudo-academic publication and never have to work again.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know exactly one of the Billboard No. 1s this year in any organic sense. I specifically looked up Choosin' Texas last week. If I ever heard it in a grocery store I would've said it's mediocre country pop with dumb lyrics and moved on. This music reality is vastly superior to 1996's.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are a lot of adjectives that could describe Sean Davis but I don't think "muscular" is one of them. This man looks like an egg that barely made it past quality control.
Sean Davis, a shiny bald white man with dark rim glsses and a dress shirt, from a kitschy home office via video on The Charlie Kirk Show.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Area Self-Proclaimed Super-Genius Does Not Understand Evolution at a 10th Grade Level
Algernon's Law says that any simple (45) major intelligence enhancement will turn out to be a net evolutionary disadvantage. (46). The flip side of Algernon's Law is that there are some levels of performance that can't be achieved without the evolutionary disadvantage. If there were any way to duplicate the performance level of a Specialist without the downside, my SAT scores would be as common as mud; those performance levels would be part of the standard human neurology, like symbolic language or three-dimensional vision.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Social media is a flammable liquid. The spark here is still sportsbro broadcasters and a producer who picked one family in a stadium that seats 40,000 people for focus and speculation that probably felt like clubhouse banter in the moment. Way easier to get one big org to change its behavior.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the ever-loving hell is this category
Hawkish nationalism
Spending on defense, border security and crime, the border wall, voter ID, siding with the Israelis, military aid to Israel, and rejecting isolationism.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm only partly joking when I say this should get any Meta in-house counsel who touched this and didn't bail disbarred. Should rename the company again to American Pervert.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This story is harrowing, but the local upstate NY college bar's claim that they didn't serve anyone underage is bigger bullshit than anything Donald Trump has said in the last decade. Sure, Jan, your waitstaff told 19 year olds with money hard no. And I've got a unicorn making donuts in my garage.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I realize this is ripe bait, but it's wild how quickly opinions change on TV shows. The Hollywood Reporter did a similar list in 2023 (www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/best-t...) with Res Dogs at no. 6, Breaking Bad at 16, and many, many others not on this list at all.
hollywoodreporter.com
Hollywood Reporter Critics Pick the 50 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century (So Far)
Over the course of a few months, several Zoom meetings, lots of emails and countless Excel spreadsheets, three THR TV critics joined forces to hash out, and rank, what they consider the greatest shows...
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know it isn't a perfect correlation and there are valid reasons to divorce or be estranged from a parent, but a lot about John Cleese can be explained by the fact that he's thrice divorced and blames his mother for it: www.independent.co.uk/news/people/...
independent.co.uk
John Cleese blames his problems with women on 'tyrant' late mother
The comedian, who married his fourth wife two years ago, said he spent a lot of his childhood 'walking on eggshells' around his mother
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another good reason to elect me President in 2028 is that my innagural ball will be tearing down the stupid ballroom to live punk music.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know there's a lot going on here but why is a magic dragon using a human scale laptop?
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is hilarious but teens doing this as well as using random blog comment sections are basically the internet equivalent of kids hanging out in abandoned buildings or wherever and why keeping kids off "social media" doesn't really work any better than policing who your kid hangs out with.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boy, Taylor really has her finger on the pulse of what content young, hip people want to see: microblogging from 75-year-old pre-Pixar Disney animation impresario Jeffrey Katzenberg.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is despite, and not enitrely free of loose causal relationship from, our policy choice to resurrect Gilded Age wealth disparities where the people with three commas are almost without exception tasteless dweebs.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Won't someone PLEASE think of GPU manufacturers' stock price when you bandy about these "AI shouldn't be controlling our water supply" conspiracies and libels? This man has but twelve figure wealth and needs the line to go up or he dies.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no my pilot likes to pretend they're a duck.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need to accept that CBS and CNN are dead and not coming back under current ownership and act accordingly. Elon Musk can blow his money but he can't force you to treat CBS as a legitimate news station.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My opinion about the periodic table is that inert gasses are a lie they're clearly up to no good and we should cut that column off.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dave Chappelle Wayne Brady
ALT: Dave Chappelle Wayne Brady
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never want to hear from the "government should be run like a business" people ever again.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This argument shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the what, why, and how of adverse possession. Open/notorious use works with land because the owner can and should inspect the land. How do I know if someone is using my or a dead relative's ID? And IDs are by law not transferable property so lol.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Among other issues, for 1956 there were nine fiction finalists, of which four were women, one of the men (Bowles) was known to be LGBTQ+, and we really can't know for certain who else was LGBTQ+. The only one of the bunch in "the canon" I think is Flannery O'Connor's A Good Man is Hard to Find.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hanania is a lot of things (grifter, pervert, pseudo-intellect) but don't forget that he's a plain ol' lousy writer. You need nothing here after the sixth line. We all get it. Sixteen more lines after that. "She a lyin' ho" fits on one for goodness' sake. Style matters.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Moving from Lagos to Queens = WELCOME FRIEND Moving from Lagos to Houston in utero, attending med school in Chicago, residency in Boston, and then moving to Queens and working as an ER doctor in a local hospital = GENTRIFYING COLONIZING ASS Some of you never went through a 1L year and it shows.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, there it is: the "both sides bad!" equivalent to when Republicans are like "Did you know LINCOLN was a Republican???!!1!?"
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Presuming every 50k+ follower account on this site is a dunderhead until proven otherwise
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can guarantee you that this cowboy housecat thinks I live in a bubble Even odds he's traveled to Jamaica, DR, or Cancun and not left the resort. Welcome to the rest of your life, Truman.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How do you type this and not realize you're making a bigot's point and you should pump the brakes? This is not a position anyone in legitimate 2026 discourse should be taking.
Tweet from Starshine: why do you want to call people slurs?

Parker Molloy reply: Have you seen the account I was referring to?
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This WARRIOR is from Minnesota and went to Princeton. He has no connection to Texas A&M other than it being on the rapidly dwindling list of colleges where he won't get booed.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apologies to Charles Portis and any real Norw**ds out there but you know whom to blame.
Muted words with the word "Norwood" being muted forever.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Susprised Ray-Ban isn't paying this guy not to wear Aviators. Such an iconic brand, and such an evil little dork.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democrats were about twenty-five years late figuring this out, but drafting mainline ministers to run in red states is a fairly good defense against some of the more idiotic accusations that get thrown at "the left" and the GOP's attempted monopolization as the party of God(c).
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know everyone to the right of James Carville thinks Illinois is some type of flaming hell hole but this stuff has all been legal here for six years now and it's totally fine. You're just arbitrarily denying yourself a market and maintaining a stupid reason to throw poor minorities in jail.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The bleak thought has occurred to me that android children dying from hacking or terrorism on data centers might have better odds of policy reform to protect them in the U.S. than real children dying in actual school shootings.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank God. Anticarceral but this guy should be dumpstered.
static.klipy.com
Monty Python: And There Was Much Rejoicing
ALT: Monty Python: And There Was Much Rejoicing
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky being like high school has never felt more true than finding out there's apparently a sex cult going on and not one of you told me about it.
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, Frank, Zendar the Terrible won 98% of the vote, I don't know how these weird dissidents can keep claiming that we are not a democracy somehow. We should let Zendar eat them.
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