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Academician Prokhor Zakharov

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The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.

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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 50m
she seems nice
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 56m
many such cases
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9h
yeah man, no way this will go wrong
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk •45m
To buy stuff, you can just take a picture of your credit card, drop it in the chat and Grok @Bot will scour the Internet for the best deal on the item you want and order it
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 4h
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 1h
If only TERFs could read.
YouTube comment:

 From the Oxford English dictionary: .1.a.
An adult female human being. The counterpart of man (see man n.1 I.4.).
Youre not only a brain dead liar, but a
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 4h
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Mib Men In Black Car Transformation
Alt: Men In Black Car Jet Booster Transformation dot gif
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5h
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h
a whole bunch of dudes die because he's just in his tent being like "sorry guys but fuck this im just gonna sit here today like i did yesterday and the day before and i dunno maybe take a nap" and then they go lose a battle and he's like "oh wow that's crazy good luck tho" -- it's a whole thing!
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 7h
Graphic for The Cyborg Factory secret project by @alphacentquotes

A handsome young Cyborg named Ace
Wooed women at every base
  But once they glanced at
  His special enhancement
They vanished with mary a Trace.

-Barracks Graffiti, Sparta Command
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 7h
It was difficult to hear and pay attention to the end over the sound of Hegseth's throbbing erection at the scene of Hector's body being dragged around the city walls all day.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 8h
AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 9h
Service Serval
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 17h
Are Cybertruck's street legal in the EU yet? Really the car AfD deserves.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 10/10/2026
OH DEAR GOD. acasignups.net/26/01/16/sig...
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(sigh) OK, a decade later, let's take a look at Trump's "healthcare pla."
My son was in the 4th grade when Donald Trump first claimed to have a "much better" healthcare plan than "Obamacare" which would "cover everbody" and "save so much money." My son is a sophomore in col...
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 17h
www.maptap.gg October 10 99🔥 97🔥 89🎉 89🎉 86🎓 Final score: 899
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854
Taxing Entrepreneurial Wealth: Evidence from
Norway, 2021-2025
Marius A. K. Ring
WORKING PAPER 35854|
DOl 10.3386/w35854
ISSUE DATE October 2026
Whether imposing higher taxes on business owners adversely affects business activity by constraining investment and inducing capitalist flight is a central question in the ongoing debate on how to tax the ultra wealthy. To shed new light, I exploit a series of related Norwegian reforms during 2021-2024 that increased dividend tax rates, removed migration-related capital gains tax loopholes, and nearly doubled the effective marginal tax rate on business wealth. These reforms spurred international debate and, allegedly, an "exodus" of Norwegian billionaires (Financial Times,
2023). While I document clear effects on migration, these responses are concentrated among the top 0.1% of the wealth distribution and mostly confined to 2022 and 2023. My results indicate that at most 100 individuals left due to the reforms. I find no evidence of significant outmigration or reduced inflows of startup founders or inventors. I estimate that absent any outmigration, wealth tax revenues would have increased by 75% from 2021 to 2024. Reform-driven outmigration lowers the revenue gain to 71.5%. My findings further show that outmigrating owners' firms remain economically active and do not reduce investment. In a broader set of analyses, I examine whether business outcomes are affected, regardless of whether owners outmigrate, since firms may reduce investment both due to liquidity constraints or distortions to owners' savings decisions. I compare firms owned by Norwegian individuals subject to the wealth tax with firms owned by foreigners and other tax-exempt entities. By merging historical ownership data from Orbis with the Norwegian shareholder register, I perform these analyses on both Norwegian and foreign-domiciled firms.
Across settings, I find no evidence that Norwegian-owned firms pay out more dividends or invest less after the reforms,…
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a big part of ossoff's rhetorical success is it doesnt contain the compromise and caveats that are a baked-in part of democratic party rhetoric. theres no pretending that his opponent is just misguided or will be pulled back from the edge by "the good republicans." ossoff is saying "fuck this guy"
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love this, I've always struggled at pure memorization but a narative plants so many threads that can be pulled on to retrieve the buried info. Good memory poor recall is how I've come to describe it.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So when the zoomies pass into the ion chamber...
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WarrenG ft NateDogg
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtu.be/Coav1tAY3H4?...
youtu.be
Magic Stick
YouTube video by Lil' Kim - Topic
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a great article if you love 30 Rock, with some choice anecdotes. I like this quote too
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Obvious Cult Classic
The defendant is dead. Court is in session.

Replevin

A drunken circuit judge (Al Pacino) arrives in a territory town to find the accused hanged a week early — and the law says a man executed before conviction dies innocent, his stolen land reverting to his heirs. So the trial proceeds anyway, with the rotted corpse propped at the defense table. The dead man's fourteen-year-old daughter (Millie Bobby Brown) argues for his guilt. A territorial prosecutor (Penélope Cruz) rides in to save the land grab. The ambitious deputy (Jason Bateman) holds the rope.

Al Pacino · Millie Bobby Brown with Penélope Cruz and Jason Bateman
a Joel & Ethan Coen film

R
for grisly images, strong violence and pervasive language
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian

“Pacino quoting case law at a dead man for ten minutes and second weekend up — this thing has legs.”
r/boxoffice user

“The closing argument, delivered to the corpse, is pure Coen — I laughed till I felt sick.”
Critic Review

Domestic box office $92M

Critic score 69/100

Word of mouth
Second weekend beats the first. That almost never happens.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It has come to my attention David Keith and Keith David are different people and I picked the one I was not familiar with. Still think the movie fucks but now clearly less so .
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
since y'all won't read: 1. the jury found him guilty, and the judge just hit him with court costs and a $200 fine because I know he has to think this is a crap case, too 2. where's that gofundme so I can chip in for the fines 3. Jerry Cirino is a fucking loser, and will die a fucking loser
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feed me this slop
Forty years of rust. One unpaid debt.

Dead Reckoning

A washed-up tugboat captain (Daniel Craig) surfaces in Baltimore with a scarred face and a list of six names, after the scuttling of a salvage vessel left eleven crewmen drowned. To reach the shipping magnate (David Keith) who ordered it, he bargains for one last voyage with a chain-smoking marine surveyor (Bill Pullman) who signed the false casualty report, and a retired Navy diver (Tommy Lee Jones) who once raised bodies from that same water. Together they tow a burning cargo hold into the magnate's own harbor, and wait.

Daniel Craig · Tommy Lee Jones · Bill Pullman · David Keith
a Richard Donner film

PG-13
for sequences of maritime peril, violence and brief strong language
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13

“The bit where Jones just steps off the burning barge at the end, not even looking. Chills.”
r/movies user

“Donner stages the harbor ram like it's his last one, and Craig eats the wheelhouse alive.”
Critic Review

Domestic box office $515M

Critic score 45/100

Critic-proof
Nobody read the reviews. Everybody bought the ticket.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
White Bear still haunts me and comes to mind whenever thinking on what actual criminal justice would look like.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe, or Roses. One of those from Outkast was song of the early 2000s easy.
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Nappy Boy Entertainment @nappyboyent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
‘Low’ came out 19 years ago today 💎 THEE song of the 2000s
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In case you were wondering whether or not local cops were gonna stop ICE when they show up at polling places in blue cities, the answer is a resounding no
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Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, well fuck him.
nationalpost.com
Trump may be gearing up to blame Canada for GOP midterm losses
The U.S. president may come out swinging if Republicans lose both chambers of Congress.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎶We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us🎶 youtu.be/bOR38552MJA?...
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Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (3/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎶She don't want love, she just wants her share🎶 youtu.be/ybfgomoY8Xs?...
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Lil Wayne - Mona Lisa ft. Kendrick Lamar
YouTube video by LilWayneVEVO
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hasn't always worked but in my sometimes role as cat wrangler I always recommend putting the carrier out and open a few days before you plan to use it.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Photo unrelated
Alt right chad Yes wojak, inverted.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 09/10/2026
The character of American fascism is perpetual victimhood like a sniveling bully who never expected to be punched in the nose. They will double down on this posturing of how tough they are yet also unfairly beset by the hate and harms of their nemeses.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Expect to see more of these stories in the next two years as a concerted effort is made to keep Dems loyal to an austerity agenda under the pretext that there is a “right way” for vital programs to be cut
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Robitussin Red Bulls are the drink if you want to end up fistfighting the Hatman
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RIP Trevor Moore youtu.be/_YNgRRyRxK0?...
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What About Mouthwash - Trevor Moore
YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
true facts bsky.app/profile/shak...
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
art
A life the sea keeps rewriting.

The Death of the Cartographer

A legendary cartographer who mapped a coastline that refuses to stay drawn, Jack Nicholson, grants a final interview to a dream-transcriber, Mark Hamill, hired to take down his memoirs before the tide takes them back. As the shore rewrites itself, so does the manuscript — pages the publisher, Alan Rickman, keeps replacing with versions in which the old man dies better. Each rejected draft is buried by the undertaker brother, Danny DeVito, in the family plot, until the funeral is attended by a man nobody drew.

Jack Nicholson · Mark Hamill · Alan Rickman and Danny DeVito

a Park Chan-wook film

PG-13

for thematic material, brief strong language and a scene of sensuality
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13

“DeVito filing the rejected drafts in the family plot — that shot deserves a Criterion spine.”
r/criterion user

“Nicholson, arguing with the tide over his own ending, has never been better.”
Critic Review

Domestic box office $310M
Critic score 89/100

Awards contender
Held for December, screened for voters, and packed theaters.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The lodge has a headcount problem.

Attrition: The Delphi Method

A true-believer middle manager, Jonah Hill, escorts eight colleagues to a mandatory wilderness-retreat lodge whose curriculum — authored by a reclusive efficiency theorist, Peter Dinklage — terminates one participant each week as attrition. The lodge's resident survivalist, Kurt Russell, knows every trail and none of the rules. A junior analyst, Jessica Henwick, does the arithmetic first and starts counting colleagues. Voting replaces rescue, debriefs replace mourning, and the final exercise is conducted in complete silence, on camera, forever.

Kurt Russell · Jonah Hill · Peter Dinklage · Jessica Henwick
a Stanley Kubrick film

R
for strong grisly violence, language throughout and brief nudity

Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian
“152 minutes and I would have sat through another hour of that induction video.”
r/movies user

“The lodge's induction video — thirty-one minutes, unbroken — is the year's funniest horror.”
Critic Review

Domestic box office $207M
Critic score 80/100

Critical darling
Modest weekend, immortal reputation, permanent shelf life.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not where I was intending to go drafting Jackie Chan, Doug Jones and Steven Spielberg first 3 but I think I'd watch this.
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vows

Their marriage is being audited. The auditor is falling.

In a country where all marriages expire unless renewed, a veteran intimacy examiner, Jackie Chan, runs the state's sealed three-day compatibility suite, where couples prove their love on camera for a license. Sent a weary applicant, Markéta Irglová, who wants the renewal denied, he keeps doctoring her failing scores to keep the weekend going. Her husband, Luke Wilson, coaches seduction from a monitor, and the Ministry's uncanny proctor, Doug Jones, never stops watching.

Jackie Chan · Luke Wilson · Doug Jones · Markéta Irglová
a Steven Spielberg film

R
for strong sexual content, some graphic nudity and language
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian

“Watched it with my parents, big mistake. It's Eternal Sunshine by way of a tax audit.”

r/movies user
“Chan, tender at last — and the rigged-score montage is a beaut.”
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The shit about Malls being Cathedrals of Capitalism wasn't praise you dunces.
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ViViViViViViViViViViViV @bitegavemepowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
extremely funny to be a borderline RETVRN guy for "loitering in a hallway between a Cinnabon and a Gamestop in a building built to serve as a tax shelter"
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rough www.maptap.gg October 9 98🔥 87🎓 88🎉 94🏅 76🤗 Final score: 871
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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