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helen

@homotoptheory.northsky.social
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Former mathematician and current podcaster. she/it. my views represent those of your employer. culturally normal. Podcast: @odiumsymposium.bsky.social Blog: bananasinwartime.ghost.io

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 11h
“regrets flew by yes you sucked blocks mumbled them obviouslyn't pleased release redo thereless, whole gardens sacrificeable set brush think love whisper whole patient.” — #fridgle 56 (retroactive) fridgle.net/p/eWC
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fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 16h
marlboro logo but the test reads “Suicide is painless” and then in the small text on the top of the pack “it brings on many changes”
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m very insightful
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day
me
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
i haven’t read almost any of it but homestuck is just a less good tails gets trolled
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
women will be like “im a painslut” and then tap out only 45 minutes into castration movie smh
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
of course they gave the nobel prize to the translator who did comphet to sappho 🙄
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
on the one hand i really don’t think anne carson deserves the nobel prize in literature but on the other hand decreation got me through a really dark point in my life so basically good for her
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wire mother @echo.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
actually, it was attributed to john motion, but was initially discovered by norman process. classic case of tickler's law
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
t4t couple named helen and cassandra
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
*SI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
my bad re colonialism tbh
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
you don’t like ai? have you tried it? how are you supposed to have an informed opinion unless you try it? oh you have? what model? that’s an old one. you need to try one of the new paid ones. have you tried the new paid one? how are you supposed to critique a company if you’re not a paying customer?
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
my kink is the feeling of opening a brand new hardcover book
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think about this tweet every day
tweet:

trans mf doom: got my needles and injected some estrogen. now i'm having vile dreams about sex with men. i'm bi? the vials must've hexed this femme. i liked barbies and now i wanna deepthroat ken
sean connery type voice sample: The autogynephiles pose a threat to us all.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
they should invent friends and loved ones who live in the same city as you imo
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
wild the transphobia that is normalized in supposedly progressive cambridge smh
sign in an mbta station that says “danger no passing”
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
tgirl named ellie but it’s short for helepolis
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
tgirl named helen but it’s short for helandros
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
i’m gonna start adding the ifunny watermark to my posts when they’re jokes so people know they’re jokes and that they’re funny
ifunny.co
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
alito is a pathetic idiot, and he thinks you are one too.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you think about it, medea was the original girlboss
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 28/08/2024
replacing cruising signals with the more cryptographically secure Diffie-Hellman cum exchange
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 19/12/2024
2 days until I see my girlfriend! who puts up with me for some reason…
screenshot of a discord message I sent with the text “i lied babe. but your clothes on. when i said we were doing violence tonight i was referring to the seminal derrida essay, violence and metaphysics
get ready to learn about the philosophy of emmanuel levinas”
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
classifying drugs by which are literary and which are genre
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2025
babe are you tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow bc your tail got me full of sound and fury
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kubie (soweli Kupi) 🦊 @fox.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
thought restoring cliche
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
my dysphoria tells me i should look like this
Alberto Giacometti, Walking Woman
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
new pfp, statue era continues
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
trvth nvke
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 24/07/2025
tfw your girlfriend messages you to let you know you missed an opportunity to reference Funny Internet Meme
screenshot of my post “I think we all agree that there are some philosophers doing genuinely really cool and good work but there's just such a structural rot within academic philosophy that causes it to produce nonsense like what you've posted. It's a lot like what you'd get if you glue hawk wings to a cheetah.” in a discord message from Quinnie that reads “Should have phrased it "glue the wings of a hawk to a cheetah"” where “hawk to a” is in bold.
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is not a jug of honor
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - That must be incredibly hard. The arthropods are in silent and meaningless awe of you. Know that we are watching -- when you're tired, when the vision spins out of control. The insects will be looking on. Rooting for you.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hard problem of consciousness? i find it quite easy.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
just a classic night out on the town with the girls. grab dinner. go to the queer bar for drinks. everyone making posts
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOLITION - Do it for the city. Go. SHIVERS - Do it for the wind. LOGIC - Do it for the picture puzzle. Put it all together. Solve the world. One conversation at a time.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what i love about scifi is its ability to explore the human condition writ large by creatively imagining how the world might be
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
for real though it’s so funny when you learn “aeschylus invented the concept of two people talking to each other on stage” and then “sophocles invented the concept of three people talking to each other on stage” and those are actually true
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
kind of wild how easy it used to be to invent stuff. like how colonel sanders invented using herbs AND spices in your fried chicken. before him people all thought it was an either/or situation.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know it’s funny, instead of spending effort on this post i just went out and found something already made and said here you go that’s a post without changing it or adding to it at all, and that’s the one that really blew up. really makes you think about the big questions like “what is a post?”
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
feminism is dead and we have killed it. how shall we comfort ourselves, murderers of all murderers? what festivals of atonement shall we have to invent?
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
i always forget palmer luckey is a real guy and not like, a character in a bioshock game
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
please don’t call it that
I've been struggling with our daughter's (5mo) sleep schedule, she's regressing and stuck in an overtired cycle. I'm a FTM (first time mom) who is trying her
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 01/10/2026
working conditions at the missing my girlfriend factory aren't always the best. the pay sucks and management can be capricious sometimes. but i was born to miss my girlfriend and I'm gonna do it whether i get paid or not. it's my calling and damn it, im good at it.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
come on down to dunkin’ donuts! we got: • terrible coffee • cashiers who will call you “sir” and “brother”
me in a tank top where my tits are very prominent holding a dunkin coffee
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