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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"...the clip features Roeske promoting radioactive water as a long-forgotten panacea, supposedly shut down by the 'Rothschild medical system.'"
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we could solve a lot of problems in the country if we allow Judge Glock to make some tough decisions
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 02/10/2026
☄️ + 🍰
☄️ + 🍰
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh uh ok
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
18th-century book title length
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
who the fuck is scraeming "VISIT A RECORD STORE" at my computer screen. show yourself, coward. i will never visit a record store
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Gary Wright voice* he's a weeeeeed vaper
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like Pooper Intelligence gottem
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS X4 PLEASE Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a5fbc4e5d21 F: #f6d4048e733
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dead Zone-coded website
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All aboard
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't get it.
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Newbie Star Trek @newbiestartrek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Proper Way to End a Star Trek Episode
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
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𝓵𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪 🧜🏾‍♀️ @arielisreading.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
We already have it:
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Pocahontas: These White Men Are Dangerous
ALT: Pocahontas: These White Men Are Dangerous
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Look how they massacred my boy"
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Marshall Applewhite-coded
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: VAPER IN 48E XXXXXX XXXXX SEND ASSISTANCE Area: Lake Tahoe, CA, USA Type: Boeing 777-200 A: #aa90a9a0106 F: #f728e810dab
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Coincidentally this ding-dong's display name is the exact sound I made when reading their garbage post
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What da
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Joey B. @joeythebonzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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Jane SCREAMix 🌙 @ayliffe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Columbo, with his cigar doing a very Columbo-y face
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise*
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's always underpaid labor. It's always mechanical turks.
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i skate mondays 🛹
Bootleg Garfield mug reading "I Skate Mondays", with a cartoon of the titular feline on a skateboard, morose, holding what appears to be a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Democrats are big tent party; the tent is in Hartford Connecticut and it is July 6th, 1944
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank goodness 9/11 happened so you could experience the feeling of coming together ❤️
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's the 25th anniversary of 9/11, meaning we can reflect back on everyone losing their minds. Case in point: Bin Laden Liquors, which you can somehow still play www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/osamal...
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When any young person ever asks me what it was like after 9/11 I show them this piece of lost media I managed to save youtu.be/a1RUQ7qdwBc?...
youtu.be
Osama Been Flatten
YouTube video by Flababo
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jbgannon.bsky.social @jbgannon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Omelas Times Op/Ed: Why Walking Away Means Being Left Behind
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Being unwilling to distinguish political violence directed at a group of people versus violence targeted to a specific fomenter of such politics like Kirk is why this man will never be president
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