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Savascha

@savascha.bsky.social
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Yet another middle aged non-binary person. Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you. Utahn in Switzerland. linktr.ee/Savascha PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone wanna buy me the calendar and art books? Thaaaaaanks
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kurzgesagt just dropped a video that is basically cat nip for me. A 12,000 year arc of human history, gimme. It’s basically how I envision human history at all times. 2,026 years? Pshaw. Gimme your humans living at Göbekli Tepe stories from 11,000 years ago! What were silly little humans doing??
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surprised, not surprised, that kink education spaces are super autism friendly
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*taking off my sitting on the couch glasses and putting on my laying in the bed glasses*
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/10/2026
just opened the bag of air conditioner’ed air i brought home from the office yesterday and it isn’t even cold anymore ??
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So if I went to the effort of re-creating a long thread of nothing but playlists I’ve made over the years… would you check it out?
A very uwu white dude with a beard, stock image of a guy sticking his two pointer fingers together like the cute Japanese girl meme
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.
Shot from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Edward's opened watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraved on the inside. Shot from Mean Girls.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) sat in a class and telling the boy in front of her "It's October 3rd"
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh drafts don’t auto save, huh? 😭
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting mean mugged by Swiss drug dealers is not intimidating in the least
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s basically the Japanese version of them!
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please, I NEED to look like this everyday 😭
A street fashion photo taken from chest level. Three people stand in a row, all wearing incredible all black clothes. Left with a long white goatee beard, wearing baggy pants a fitted military style jacket, over a loose black shirt, he has a go fast cap, round glasses and black construction style boots. Middle has a shorter goatee beard, wearing wide legged mid length cargo pants with deep pockets, a buttoned hip length vest over long sleeved shirt, hi top sneakers, and a long silver chain necklace, slouchy cap. Right is clean shaven, wide legged black hakama influenced ankle length pants, long, loose fitted button down shirt, and a light blazer, laced dress shoes of a kind with patent finish, wide flat brimmed hat.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somebody you only know from the internet thought about you today. Not me though, who are you people?
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sexy singles in your area are frail but feral little things running in packs under a darkened sky. You feel hundreds of pairs of eyes lock onto you as they find your trail. The hunt has begun.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry sorry 😞 berets are cool! Honestly, we should go back to wearing hats more. Hats are cool.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Please enter the depression roundabout, take no exit”
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Middle name, Maladaptive Daydreaming
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d like a little warning from my own nervous system, a little GPs voice, “sudden shame spiral ahead”
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dead zones in this day and age confound me
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh you knew about the beanies 😂 ignore my other comment 😬
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When my head was shaved, I loved a beret! It’s also almost beanie weather
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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happy Kinktober
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The beings that haunt me, the ghost of the past; performing the Heimlich maneuver on myself, the ghost of the current; slipping on the stairs, the ghost of the future; broken hip for no good reason
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘Oh god, please don’t acknowledge what we both just experienced,’ I seem to say
A (not very old) senior citizen actor is sprawled on the floor, holding onto a drawer and a bed, it’s the “help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,” ad image
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
But have you tried laying awake and catastrophizing about it? 😬
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, you’re really never too old to trip going up the stairs in front of someone, and then slide down a few on your ass
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God is that relatable, being a pseudo shut in doesn’t bring the affection rolling in
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually this was all yesterday and I look like I got hit in the thigh with a baton and my knee is very very angry, and my right arm is on strike
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The beings that haunt me, the ghost of the past; performing the Heimlich maneuver on myself, the ghost of the current; slipping on the stairs, the ghost of the future; broken hip for no good reason
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘Oh god, please don’t acknowledge what we both just experienced,’ I seem to say
A (not very old) senior citizen actor is sprawled on the floor, holding onto a drawer and a bed, it’s the “help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,” ad image
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not normally wear my slippers on the stairs for this very good and real reason, and yet
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hearing the mix of horror and pity in someone’s voice as they watch your slippers go tumbling behind you
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, you’re really never too old to trip going up the stairs in front of someone, and then slide down a few on your ass
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You just know he has koala chlamydia
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have the feeling you give good hugs 🥰
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’d have mandatory testing, free protection and plenty of torches
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, when was the last time I shook animals masks on a stick?
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s punk rock to care, actually
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course, with a fine selection of alcoholic and alcohol free beverages. Finger foods. Free weed (why not?). Bands on one stage, bangs on the other.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My god, the absolute GALL! Equal rights for all myths! If we can be ruled over by people who believe in virginal parthenogenesis of a father/son god, then we should be allowed to believe in the fey.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s more like a multi day festival in my mind, you get an entry pass and disability access to all the amenities, leave any time! More like the farmer’s market but with somehow even more sex.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also I gotta know what he did to piss off your kids 😂
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no. Wait, that’s a thing? Like that animist group ritualistic sex has never occurred? As if people aren’t still being freaky today? Almost every system running the world today is some form of sex cult. I’m starting to get worked up myself too!
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fact that he is apparently a cross word creator? (I only looked at like three skeets.) Makes me laugh
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why did we stop trying to appease weather and food gods with our sexy times?
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aw bless, that’s the potluck before the orgy
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