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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 8h

Urine tests are so stressful, normally nobody wants my piss so I just throw it out, but all of a sudden it’s important

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Another great video! One thing I wish you’d pointed out though is *central thesis of entire video.*

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did the director of Primetime know how to zoom out on their camera? Did anyone show them?

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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I Quit My Job Because of JK Rowling"

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What sucks about being uncool is I only ever find out about cool stuff after people like me have already ruined it.

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Easy to say if you weren’t there for the pot play.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My wife was not prepared for the enthusiasm the audience for Resident Evil would express for typewriters and padlocks.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All these internet blowhards are mad at me for selling out an oppressed minority group, no matter how many times I explain CALMLY that it was convent for me to do so!

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New video available early for Patrons, in which I discuss the obvious and clear scientific consensus on the validity of the trans experience, and the irony of transphobes claiming to speak in scientific terms. www.patreon.com/thoughtslime...

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Checkin' in on the ol' comments section, and it looks like I hit a nerve.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just spitballing ideas here so don’t get mad at me, but is there a way to throw trans people under the bus that would help trans people? Seems like everyone else is trying it, should we give it a go?

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Too bad you can’t high control your mouth

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So I finally saw Camp Miasma, and the whole discourse around the film being “too self indulgent” is infuriatingly stupid.

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026

A bunch of Israeli politicians said “we will destroy Gaza” and then the IDF blew up the hospitals and shot starving people with snipers and killed everybody in the NICU so all the preemies died but prominent people will still argue with you under their own names about whether or not that’s genocide

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John Duncan @johntheduncan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New video - Free Speech is Fake: Marx, Human Rights, and Academic Freedom in the Face of White Supremacism I'm disgusted by the way left academics have used academic freedom and "free speech" to defend Nathan Cofnas' right to launder eugenics and race "science" through the uni

Thumbnail with Cofnas, Enzo Rossi's tweet and text reading "Free Speech is Fake"

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You can tell trans women are women because any time we try to speak on issues we get told to shut the fuck up and that we’re too visible.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You fuckin lefties with your play pretend. just sitting around imagining you’re a gender you aren’t in your utopian, pie in the sky, communist future Anyway, here in the real world my computer is gonna turn into God and wipe my ass for me once Sam Altman gets enough GPUs.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

People who view everyone else as tools for their personal use cannot distinguish between real people and tools designed for their personal use.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Annual reminder that today is not Labour Day, Labour Day is May 1st.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

How ironic, women and children are the only known causes of his erections

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If Trump really wanted to get under Ontario’s skin, he should have renamed it Lake Montreal.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Keep in mind also, people who seek out getting attention for a living tend to be a little dramatic. It’s rough out there, but I don’t think contenting is a particularly hard life, your job is probably harder.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Gives new meaning to the phrase “the FBI are fucking pigs”

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Very affirming that the more femme I present, the more people confidently make corrections to my jokes.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Here's a video I made that you can either watch, or alternatively get mad at it without watching. youtu.be/WTvP-tl3bno

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Woke 1 was right, actually

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Interesting way of saying “we couldn’t move this overstock”

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Listen, I could cook up some bullshit, but let me deal with you. The reason I’m not gonna play GTA6 is because I’d be too stressed out thinking about how much hard drive space it’s taking up.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Gonna become a millionaire writing thinkpieces with titles like “Why the left needs their own Hasan Piker.”

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hello, I recently came across your content, I love the way it mixes themes and ideas. Would you be open to a brand collaboration for a new app that teaches children how to smoke?

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Does my extant boycotting of Starbucks now count as two boycotts?

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The legacy of Thunderpants is tarnished forever

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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Lake Ontario's name comes from the Wyandot word Ontarí'io, which is typically translated as "beautiful lake". The Kanienʼkéha called it Katarokwi. Samuel de Champlain called it Lac de St. Louis. The name Lacus Ontario was first recorded in 1660 by Francis Creuxius.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Technology is so amazing, imagine living in an age where a machine can move faster than a person

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Looks we were right to have forgotten about him

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

people say shit like this as though you can't, just... talk to people? explain your position? change their mind? 'oh the normies will never understand', well YOU did! why wouldn't they?

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Guess who accidentally released their video today on Patreon when they meant to do it tomorrow? Haha, I've only been doing this a decade, gimme a break. Here is a video though, but you gotta pay rn, it'll be free later so you can always wait, don't tell anyone www.patreon.com/thoughtslime...

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I hate how people on the left call anyone they disagree with “racist” Anyway, let me explain why all movies are anti-white because they keep casting black women in them

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

every now and then someone will comment on my years old video about the turner diaries to say "actually I think hitler is good" and uh... Okay thanks for chiming in, I guess?

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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's Time For The Left To Have A Conversation That Has Already Happened Multiple Times But I Didn't Care Then

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You can tell AI is a bad technology because the entire internet hates it, even though it could theoretically be used to make Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I can’t express how pleasing it is to me that in all of these Spider-trans memes, everyone correctly portrays JJJ as vehemently pro trans rights.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

Guys like Yglesias keep using the "HR training" and "HR lady" shorthand because it's less obviously odious than honestly saying that they don't think racism or misogyny are important issues worth dealing with and only matter as "luxury beliefs" for prudish upper class people

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Frankly, some of you are acting like Bored Ape Yacht Club isn’t making a comeback as a metaverse

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"There's no hate like Christian love" sells it short, there isn't a hell hot enough.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s the perfect time to make the Xmen movie, because Christopher Nolan already did the hard work of explaining what a cyclops is

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