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rstevens 👻💨

@rstevens.bsky.social

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Entrepreneur, Forest Bathing Guide, Mindfulness Mentor, Happiness Coach, Master Ancient Tibetan Singing Bowl Artist, Intuitive Self-Worth Coach, Mindful Alchemist, Master of Bio-Energetic Medicine, Spiritual Thought Leader, Visionary, Hot Dog Stylist

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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 10h

🎵 the Monster Mash is your chance to Do the Hump 🎵

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 10h

my watch says my butt age is 69

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is Fine.

Larry Fine, the C-3P0 of The Three Stooges

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there’s no recovering from the realization that you’re allergic to grasses, and wheat is a grass

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i can’t believe joe biden wrecked my sleep last night. that man is unstoppable

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the shit we go through to drive a car that doesn’t make us click updated terms and conditions to continue

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

shout out to my various antagonists never give up i guess

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you can just install a gravestone in your yard without a dead body. nobody can stop you. it’s not illegal to plan ahead.

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

lo and behold? in this economy?

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tired: Chocolate Hummus Wired: BubbleGummus

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

next person who tries to “inspire” me is gonna get bit

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

welp, that was heartbreaking in a very well-written way

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

we fell off as a society when super-villains stopped robbing banks and started purely focusing on getting revenge on spider-man

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

bury me under the international house of pancakes

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

life hack: spend the winter inside your air fryer

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’m traveling back to 1973 to make sure the 21st century doesn’t happen if anyone needs anything

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

what was that one movie with the guy and the other person. i think there was a conflict of some sort?

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

john is better than christopher nolan (boring)

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sitting comfortably? thank a butt

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if you’ve been on here since 2023, you are now qualified to be an FBI criminal profiler

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

man, even orgies aren’t cool anymore

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

escalators are just carnivorous stairs

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Saw a sign that said, "Pregnant? You're not alone." And I'm like, yeah. I think that's the premise lol

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

good afternoon, everyone. in the name of atlantis, i hereby declare war on the surface world. prepare to meet your gods!!

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i flipped a coin and it came up heads – pretty sure it’s alive and we’re DOOMED!!!!!!

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i’m gary

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I google, “how to disappear” about five times a year. Extinct me, AI. I’m ready.

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

you should get a tax break for having a kid if you name them Tax Break

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I want Less Phone but they keep making More Phone

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

somehow, hot dogs returned

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i tried very hard today and i think i deserve a sticker

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

twin peaks season 4 looks wild

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

ditch harry potter and watch something wholesome with your kids, like evil dead 2: dead by dawn

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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🧙‍♀️🐈‍⬛ 🧛‍♀️ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

“Slimer Fleshlight” has returned zero results and i am once again asking what the entire goddamned point of etsy was

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i can’t decide if i should drink this or try to grow a venus flytrap in it

a 2016 or so pack of hi-c ecto cooler juice boxes from ghostbusters

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My sweet baby angel children ✨ I will have them at SPX!

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i’m living large today (found a muffin i lost in the car a few days ago)

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I met a dolphin the other day, and we got along so well. We just clicked.

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i hope next week apple announces cherry and blue raspberry airpods. i just can’t stop eating the dang things.

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Heading over to the microwave now to smash that defrost button

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Today in people who think my email is their email: A Canadian KFC receipt for ________________________ 𝙳𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚘 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚢 𝙾𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚢 𝙾𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚄𝚙𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 +$𝟶.𝟼𝟿 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔 𝙸𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚃𝚎𝚊 𝟻𝟿𝟷𝚖𝚕 +$𝟸.𝟺𝟿 ________________________

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

everyone does this, right? totally normal behavior, not just me?

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

upside down vertical video is the future give me one million consultant dollars

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i feel bad for kids whose brains are full of microplastics because they never got to experience the peace that comes with a brain full of leaded gasoline fumes

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

@channel there’s #baloney in our #slacks

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emily nagoski @enagoski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Thank you for having me on!

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

maybe we could solve sports gambling by getting dudes back into buying fifteen different poly-bagged variants of spider-man #1 again (as an investment)

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

happy hallowe’en

i’m holding a can of 2023 mountain dew voodew halloween soda with a spooooky grim reaper on the can

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

in the utopian version of 2026, there’s a special butthole surgery that lets you poop trapezoid and star shapes

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i have enough room in my heart to hate AI, squarespace and wordpress equally. i’m just that good.