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James DePriest

@sarcazmotron.bsky.social
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No one of consequence. All out of bubble gum

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 17h
You and I must understand one another, and that too without delay.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 18h
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/10/2024
if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BayBayFriend 
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every little thing she does is normal
everything she do not weird at all
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James DePriest @sarcazmotron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The bass line in Massive Attack’s “Girl I Love You” is so sick. If I were in a montage in a heist movie, that’s the soundtrack right there
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!
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James DePriest @sarcazmotron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@orcspiration.bsky.social Happy Orctober!
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James DePriest @sarcazmotron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I put my phone on Do Not Disturb to listen to some music and now it won’t play Down With the Sickness
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had to sacrifice a lot to become high priest.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thanks but if i need advice i will google it to find the relevant information likely contained in a reddit thread that i will then screenshot forget to read and delete in the not too distant future
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My idea of a Greek tragedy is when there's not enough feta in a salad.
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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*gets up* I deserve a little treat! *takes ibuprofen*
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 10/04/2025
Captain Picard kneeling over Dathon with a knife in #StarTrek TNG "Darmok" with stylized text: Is it cake?
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being this guy
Still from the first minute or two of the original Star Wars with C3P0 and R2 but also another protocol droid we literally never see again
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hitting snooze until this bed swallows me whole
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tim-my Eat World 😋🌏🎶 @t2thacoops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's already infinite personalized music it's called human music have you heard of it
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for
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⿻ 🌱 Eileen Cyleen @eileen.actor · 24/09/2026
Crudely drawn meme

Person: "Do crimes"
Computer: "I did crimes"
Person: "oh my god."
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My posts are all created by AI. An Idiot
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me
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James DePriest @sarcazmotron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The tarps-off crowd really put in work this year: got Arte to sell the Angels and made PCA MVP
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James DePriest @sarcazmotron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I went on Hot Ones, would totally request dinosaur nuggets
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
True friends are the ones who never call and for dang sure never come over.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there* This feels right.
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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?” “Yes, we arson”.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/09/2026
live laugh leggo my eggo
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sure i’ve learned a lot from my mistakes. mostly how to make them
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd go grocery shopping but I'm listless
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sparth @sparth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
more of this complex spaceship stuff.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs with you, scream and the world laughs with you
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Making reservations for me and 7 friends under “Donner” just to hear: Donner, party of ate
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[closes void] ok, that's enough scream time for now
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A salad bar, but it’s all just Costco sheet cakes.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ask your doctor if mocking everything and everyone is right for you.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slides you some cheese* you’ll need this for your journey
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I never know how much vodka to add to my Metamucil.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i thought i was over my habit of stealing birds, but i visited the local aviary and suddenly took a tern for the worse
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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