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@samuel-alan.bsky.social
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📍 San Francisco | Sausalito | Tomales Bay | High Sierras

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2h
They can get fucked, Mike 👍
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll catch even more flies with bullshit.
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NYT reports that the Republicans' leading donor is a neo-Nazi www.nytimes.com/2026/10/12/u...
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Inside Elon Musk’s $276 Million Midterm Rescue Mission for Republicans
The world’s richest person has quietly become by far the biggest known midterm donor, trying to save Republicans’ Senate majority with some of the largest donations in American political history.
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Ernest Jones V @zjwhitman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Actually the Seahawks super bowl was the super bowl they won this year
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Answer every call with "It's Britney, bitch"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Christopher Michel @christophermichel.com · 08/10/2026
Alone on a faraway beach. White water over dark sand, wind off the sea, the horizon lost in fog. Hard not to think of a dear friend who would have found a whole world in these few shades of gray, and made a more beautiful photograph of it.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 08/10/2026
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Sam @samuel-alan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Average day of NYT notifications in my email: NYT: Trump announces Elon Mysk has convinced him to abolish the EPA NYT: Gwendolyn McNeary, who won an Academy Award for role in 1947 film “That’s Life”, has died at 104 NYT: This one-pot chicken with basil has 1,000+ five star reviews
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Sam @samuel-alan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A most dazzling sunrise underway as I drive south on highway 1-0-1 this morning…
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Carpenter's Sabrina Carpenter
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Now available wherever books are sold” is the clarification I needed. No more scouring AutoZone for T.C. Boyle’s latest.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
Sending an email “High Importance”
Google Image results for “begging crying man”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.
Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The mind that boggles at this phenomenon—the inevitable result of putting violent xenophobic assholes in power and letting them run amok—is probably reeling at all sorts of basic cause and effect situations.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
journalist; prices are going up, and consumers are revolting me: listen, no matter how disgusting we are, we need to eat
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m gonna beat it with hammers
picture of that fucking muse character meta made captioned: 

Meet Muse, your adaptive training coach Muse builds your workouts, tracks your meals, and adjusts when life gets busy. You just show up and train.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hardly shocked it didn't make NYT list but I do hope people know/remember that 'Flight of the Conchords' wasn't just a goofy fish-out-of-water musical comedy about two under-talented musicians but also one of the century's bleakest (and funniest) shows about urban loneliness and artistic futility
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”
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The West Marin Feed @westmarinfeed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday morning vibe in West Marin. Mellow fog.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024
There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Seattle is my home. You are my family. And I will always be grateful for the incredible journey we've shared together." A message from Rick Rizzs on Instagram, ahead of his last weekend in the broadcast booth for the Mariners.
I want you all to know that I see you. I see your messages coming in, I see the pictures you're sharing, and I see so many names of people who have been with me for years. Some of your stories have already stopped me in my tracks.
I wish I could respond to every one of you right now, but I'm trying to stay in the moment and take in everything that comes with this final weekend. When I get through these last games, I'm going to sit down and read every message. I want to hear your stories and remember those moments right along with you.
For 41 seasons, you've welcomed me into your homes, your cars, your summers, and your lives. We've celebrated the unforgettable wins, gotten through the tough losses, stayed up through the late nights, and shared so many moments in between.
I don't think I was prepared for the amount of love you would send my way this week. It has meant more to me than I could ever put into words.
Seattle is my home. You are my family. And I will always be grateful for the incredible journey we've shared together.
I love you guys. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Go @mariners #tridentsup
Rick
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John Harwood @johnjharwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the people who inflicted the Trump catastrophe on America deserve to be haunted by nightmares, and the contempt of their grandchildren, for the rest of their lives.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/09/2026
if this email finds you i am already dead
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Sam @samuel-alan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t it nice to think about what our economic situation would be if we hadn’t spent the last 18 months slamming our dicks in a car door, out of choice?
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Sam @samuel-alan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like how these announcers aren’t completely sure about #22 on Seattle’s name so they keep calling him either fully Rashid Shaheed or only “Rashid”.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cargo shorts? No, car go longs. That what car for
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Sam @samuel-alan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are a grocery store and I click on your listing on Google Maps and check the photos, I want to immediately see your meat and seafood counter. What I do NOT need to see is 70 photos of fuckin lemons, or various oddly tilted shots of your floral options.
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I get home late, dead tired, and see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - and I'm like, nope, I will deal with THIS in the morning
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Cuz'n Jamie @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s the jiggle in your giggle that puts the tickle in my pickle.
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah sorry I'm late, my washing machine lied to me
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Welcome to Overexplaining Club. Please bend your knees and lower your bottom onto a chair to sit down.
Sign: “Please turn the door knob to enter the office.”
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do enjoy going on vacation, but there's just nothing like home toilet advantage
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm serious when I say I've lost track of all the recent revelations of literal Nazis working in high-level positions in Republican congressional campaigns and I would very much appreciate a journalist who took the time to detail as many of them as can fit into an article.
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Sam @samuel-alan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Couldn’t help but reflect a little more on the anniversary of 9/11 this year, and the effects it has had on our lives, and the loss and pain that cannot be erased. This persistent effort by Stewart stands out as authentic and meaningful in a time when clicks and performativeness rule the day.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Relying on one of my tried and true methods of practicing self care today by dusting off ye olde avoidance method.
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Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you guys haven't read this years Why Your Team Sucks on the Rams, you really should before we watch them play jet lag bowl tonight. It's art.
defector.com
Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Los Angeles Rams | Defector
Some pathetic, frontrunning dorks are fans of the Rams. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Rams. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews...
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
good excuse to post one of my favorite photos from last decade
cheam creems
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