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Sweaty Cyborg

@sweatycyborg.bsky.social
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Your local librarian and infrequent podcaster (Screaming at Clouds and Empathy at the Apocalypse).

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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A fun bit of trivia Uncle Morty forgot to mention. The mansion this was filmed in was the Peter Augustus Jay House, home of the first Supreme Court Justice and authors of the Federalist Papers John Jay.
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Mary Versus the Movies @maryvsmovies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mary was sick this week, so she tapped friend of the show @sweatycyborg.bsky.social to ask his Uncle Morty to step in and kick off Spooky Month with the aptly-named Spookies, a schlocky horror movie about squatters battling a warlock. Episode 251 - Spookies sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
poster for SPOOKIES with a screaming headA creepy old man and his minionUncle Morty, an old man giving a thumbs up
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ I just burped all that.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Vabbits Vabbits Vabbits” — Dracula waking up October 1st
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a scented candle that smells like the first time you turn on the furnace in the fall.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s not even October and I’m worried about the grinch.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m in the same space mentally as my grandfather when we tried to explain a VCR to him.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to mow the stupid lawn.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You will reach a point in your life where you watch movies in a two or three sittings.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching The Long Goodbye for the first time and woah!
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Midsommar (2019 dir Ari Aster)
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone played prog rock at our gaming night and then fripped the table.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reverse sloppy joe called a Tidy Terry
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I accidentally asked for an Anything Bagel and I got a bagel with a harmonica on it.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A secret Family Matters fan club is called an Inner Urkel Circle.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m dead serious. Do you know anyone who’s seen a grappling hook in real life? Not movies or TV. Real life.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grappling hooks aren’t real, right?
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tickets are less than 20 dollars! That’s less than what you’d pay to see Brad Pitt hang out with some dumb dog in the woods.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Hey how about we make the floor rotate?” -every modern musical
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Learning a lot today.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An erotic breadcrumbs product called Hanky Panko.
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here's a duck who is ready for fall!
Simple black and white cartoon drawing of a duck in profile, dots for eyes. Maybe a slight smile. They are wearing a cozy sweater and boots or something. They are concealing a gun behind them
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An outdoor pallet with some sod stacked about two feet high, an easel sign sits beside it that says sod.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anxious because Nathan Fielder keeps filming me.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m old, but not “talk to a bank teller for 20 minutes” old.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA The Blue Stripes.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Historical accuracy is so important at a Ren Faire which is why I’m attending covered in louse.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975 - Dir Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones)
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sesame Workshop: Steve, we need a song about a lowercase n. Steve Zuckerman: No problem! Sesame Workshop: Just…uh…please don’t make it sad and weird this time. Zuckerman:
youtu.be
Sesame Street: The Lonely "N" Song
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My will demands my funeral director is:
A person wearing a Goofy mascot costume. Goofy is in a tux and top hat.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At Scrabble Club I used a celery stalk to hold my tiles and everyone just completely lost their shit.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you whisper your deepest darkest secret into a bottle, seal it up, and throw it into the sea, people will look at you funny.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My write-in is for Ultimate Technological Intelligence.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No one has told me SCTV was on Netflix?!? Shame on you all.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IMPORTANT
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time to watch The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder what those two ladies from the Denny’s commercials are up to?
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A long time ago some dude saw a bird lay an egg and said “I absolutely must eat that.”
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Andy Mascola @andymascola.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My 2026 novel, Night Work, is out! Get it in paperback & ebook, worldwide, via Amazon here: mybook.to/work Don’t use Amazon? Get it in ebook format at Google Play here: play.google.com/store/books/... Please reskeet. Thanks!🙏 #booksky #Kindleunlimited #thriller #readingcommunity #readers #books
Front and back cover of the novel Night Work by Andy Mascola. Cover art created by Jesse and Josh Seybert. The back cover reads “An affair. An execution. A masterpiece painted in blood.
For our narrator, sleeping with a married woman was his greatest sin. But that guilt is instantly shattered when he watches an eccentric, sword-wielding prince drop from the sky and slash his lover's throat in broad daylight.
The protagonist is quickly pulled into the dangerous, oddly charming orbit of this regal serial killer. The trail leads to Ginger Hill, a secluded mansion ruled by the prince's mother, a small crew of loyal servants, a robot nurse, and decades of monstrous, clandestine deviancy.
An elegant, insidious artist, the prince uses headless corpses for creative inspiration. But his dark muse is threatened when a new romance sparks a desire to turn his violent fixations into something peaceable. As stolen jewels, missing bodies, and whispered confessions collide, a hardened bail bondswoman, a depressed writer, and a determined henchman are dragged into the madness.
Our narrator must decide whether the prince's devotion is proof of something transcendent, or the most seductive lie of all.
Night Work is a darkly comedic, grotesquely romantic thriller about lust mistaken for love, and love sharpened until it cuts.”
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ordered an afternoon coma for lunch.
Shot of a kielbasa and cheese sandwich from Primanti Bros, which is famous for coleslaw and french fries in the sandwich. This is a sometimes food.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
episode 095
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s fun cooking ravioli because they float to the top when done, like they’re trying to escape the boiling water.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Robin Hood from the Disney cartoon. A speech bubble indicates he is saying the quoted post.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a mooran
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roast beef?!? So we’re making fun of cows now? Okaaaaay.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The new goal is to live a life that ends with a dramatic reading of the will and a detective is involved for unforeseen reasons.
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I need to stew this one over.” Detective Mirepoix
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