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Sailor Dog Handel

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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 9h
Since the White Sox are playing now, I'll repost this for fun.
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Aren Aizura @incommensurati.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Go listen to the actual @deathpanel.bsky.social episode so you have the context for the clip. (Btw, that clip was picked up because a right-wing Manhattan Institute "researcher" posted it. The pile-on did exactly what he intended.) www.patreon.com/deathpanelpo...
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Health Fascism, Body Politics, and the Anti-State State (DP x S26) | The Death Panel
This is the first recording in a series of sessions we organized at this year's Socialism Conference. We're posting it ahead of our usual sc
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Sailor Dog Handel @sailordoghandel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Polonius: The Arras Tour
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
You're so Venn. You probably think this diagram is about you
A Venn diagram with two circles featuring YOU which intersect unsurprisingly with YOU
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Sailor Dog Handel @sailordoghandel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DcQx_9qDlh9/
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Rob Handel on Instagram: "Due to the enthusiastic response to zoom workshops "Why Your Play Hasn't Been Produced Yet", "Destroy and Rebuild Your Play", and "How to Write Under the Influence of Canonic...
23 likes, 0 comments - rdhandel on August 20, 2026: "Due to the enthusiastic response to zoom workshops "Why Your Play Hasn't Been Produced Yet", "Destroy and Rebuild Your Play", and "How to Write Und...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/08/2026
AOC on freezing her eggs: "In this political environment where this administration is denying reproductive care to women across the country, from abortion rights to the ability to carry out a healthy pregnancy, I think it's important for us as leaders to have these conversations and normalize them"
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ka-boom!
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Xueting C. Ni 倪雪婷 (she, they) @xuetingni.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yesterday was International Owl Awareness Day, did you know that owls are called 猫头鹰 "cat-headed eagles" in Chinese? Here's a 雕鸮Diaoxiao, a protected wild animal in Liaoning, north China, one of the largest owls in the world.
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Sailor Dog Handel @sailordoghandel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HOW CAN WE TAKE HIM UP ON THIS OFFER
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
Here's a supercut from Abdul El-Sayed's first post-primary news conference:
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🥊 Abdul El-Sayed comes out swinging 🥊
YouTube video by Aaron Rupar
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Rumaan Alam @rumaan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If my husb went to war and ROBERT PATTINSON came calling I wouldn’t fucking weave I can tell you that much
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
a friend said "no spoilers!" while we were talking about The Odyssey and another friend said "you've had 2,700 years to read it"
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
welcome to the tinned fish thread. in this thread, there’s tinned fish. my review of this tin: pretty good tuna 👍
Olasagasti white tuna in olive oil
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The success of Emily Wilson's translation had nothing to do with Christopher Nolan. The hardcover edition came out 9 years ago and was a huge success. The paperback has been in steady demand since 2018. My store has sold 75 copies (a lot for 1 book for us) and 66 of those were before January.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 24/07/2026
There are people watching the pro-shot of Hadestown complaining that a Cyclops screaming in the theater next door is ruining Orpheus' song is a sentence I surely never expected to write.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 24/07/2026
WHAT MARVEL EDITOR IS OVERSEEING THE INDIANA JONES COMICS??? CALL ME I'VE BEEN SITTING ON A PITCH FOR YEARS AND YEARS IT IS READY FOR YOU
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
after some deliberation i think in a Muppets version of Alien the human character's gotta be Lambert. Ripley is Miss Piggy. Brett is Floyd Pepper. Parker is Dr Teeth. Dallas is Sam the Eagle. Kane is Kermit (chestburster scene HITS). Gonzo is all three stages of the alien. but i dunno about Ash
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alexandra Bravo, the Ecuadorian prosecutor assigned to investigate U.S. strikes on 3 Ecuadorian boats and the 36 survivors’ accounts of torture & kidnapping by US, was shot dead by a hitman. The police detail that had been assigned to protect her was not present. www.dropsitenews.com/p/prosecutor...
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Prosecutor Investigating U.S. Boat Strikes and Claims of Torture Was Murdered in Ecuador
New evidence has emerged of U.S. Coast Guard activity in the aftermath of two strikes, further corroborating survivor testimony.
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Maddie Chthonia @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bryan Johnson said, quote "with this clone I can become my own blood boy" unquote
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 23/07/2026
hobbit motivation is described by maslow's shirearchy of needs
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What I would add to @jamellebouie.net's column is that the right has characterized nearly every advance of the compensatory state--whether proposed or enacted--since the New Deal as "socialism." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/o...
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Opinion | Trump’s New Insult Won’t Save Republicans
The president’s attempt to drum up a third red scare is certain to fail.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
actually how Bryan Johnson will die is described in Chapter 79 of Jin Ping Mei.
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Kevin Ault @kevinault.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a 1990s throwback via @startrekshitposti.ng
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism? AOC: They want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here
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Sailor Dog Handel @sailordoghandel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I Will Kiss You Under a Pretext with Fire and Passion” is surely the best song title ever.
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Peabody McSpooks @failingup.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fixing the world is a damn buffet and if you don't want the salad you don't need to tell people you don't like salad. You can just eat the pasta.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you’re mid-career or senior in any job related to marine biology, conservation, management, or education, and you’d like to come to Florida for a day this fall and see some sharks, let me know! (If you’ve come already but would like to come again, great! These are different students.)
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
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Lior Steinberg @steinberg.nu · 17/07/2026
Fix the schools - and you'll fix the city. Meanwhile, Paris has now 300 "rue aux écoles". These are school street where walking, playing, relaxing and cycling is allowed, and driving is forbidden. Around 50% of all public nursery and elementary schools in Paris now have a school street in front.
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 20/07/2026
The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) put out a little infographic for International Moon Day. It compares the diameter of Australia to the diameter of the Moon. This always throws me because in my mind, the Moon is actually bigger!
Infographic showing drawings of Australia and the Moon side by side. Their respective diameters are annotated (4000 km vs 3400km). The population of Australia is stated as 28M people while it is 0 people o the Moon.
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Starred Kirkus review, bitches!!! Pre-order your copy today to read a "stirring contribution to America’s historical narrative." WOOOOOOOT! www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
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FREEDOM'S DAUGHTERS | Kirkus Reviews
A great-granddaughter claims her legacy.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/07/2026
The thing about these bans is that they filter down to even rec leagues. These tennis associations such as the USTA also oversee amateur and rec league regulations. So a trans woman wanting to do some casual matches with friends is also banned. It's about exclusion, not fairness.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The left is going to lose these elections for us,” say the people who lost 2000, 2002, 2004, 2010, 2014, 2016, 2024 — often because they were fixated on the “winning” strategy of punching left and wooing center right voters
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Andy Burnham is currently being given the access codes for the national computer. It was designed by Charles Babbage inn 1867, is made out of zinc, crystal, and the heart of Lord Nelson, and is located seven miles below the crypt of Westminster Abbey.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 20/07/2026
(3/20)
 If it were up to you, what would
happen to Princess Leia?

fisher: She'd get blown up. In midsen-
tence: “And another thing; this aircraft is
not——” Boom! She just gets a little testy,
She’s had two films to work it out and she
hasn’t done it. They blow people up well
in these films.
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
quick question: what the fuck is this
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026
look if we’re trying to showcase parts of america that don’t suck we can do a lot worse than the muppets
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Katherine @wordwatcher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes, Wimbledon donates used tennis balls each year to wildlife trusts and conservation organizations across the UK where they are repurposed into safe shelters for harvest mice.
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Matthew Lewis -- living in the era of cults and consequences @mateosfo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every time a violent driver hits a safety feature with their car, a human gets to live the rest of their life.
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Rick Ellis @toomuchtvcom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")
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Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Update: Because I want people to understand this developing story as fully as possible, I've removed the paywall from this article, so all can read the whole in-depth thing in full, including the embedded PDF document of the WTA's policy document. Subscriptions still appreciated!
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My mom says never to count how many people don't like me but how will I know when there's enough to trade for a giant who doesn't like me
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sometimes I wonder what Dinosaur Sr. thinks about his son being in a rock band
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The last Republican President to not start a Middle East war was Reagan and that's because he was illegally selling weapons to Iran to fund an illegal war in Central America.
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Sailor Dog Handel @sailordoghandel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This headline is the best thing that has happened in 2026 which is a low bar but let’s take it wherever we can get it
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The Playlist @theplaylist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ICYMI: ‘Nasty’: Jenna Ortega & Rose Byrne To Star In Gymnastics Thriller From ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Director Mary Bronstein, Warner Bros. Clockwork
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‘Nasty’: Jenna Ortega & Rose Byrne To Star In Gymnastics Thriller From ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Director Mary Bronstein, Warner Bros. Clockwork
Rose Byrne and director Mary Bronstein are teaming up again, with a little help from Warner Bros. Clockwork. Deadline reports that the studio’s new independent distributor/specialty film label will be behind “Nasty,” a new thriller set in the world of competitive gymnastics. Margot Robbie‘s LuckyChap banner and Ortega also produce the project. READ MORE: ‘The Nanny Squatter’: Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Cecily Strong To Star In New Series From ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Director Mary Bronstein Bronstein will direct a script by first-timer Isabella Jarosz for “Nasty,” which sounds like a worthy follow-up to her last film with Byrne. Continue reading ‘Nasty’: Jenna Ortega & Rose Byrne To Star In Gymnastics Thriller From ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Director Mary Bronstein, Warner Bros. Clockwork at The Playlist.
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