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Peabody Unshakened McSquints

@failingup.bsky.social
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Do not pre-comply Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.

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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Smith hearing is going to go down in history books as the first major public event where we saw how AI had cooked people's brains so completely that they couldn't do their jobs.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In every high-stakes campaign you see the same pattern: talented candidates know exactly how to talk to people until the Democratic campaign management class comes in to screw it up with their weird pet bullshit.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's simple. Macklemore can perform at any venue not owned by a sad old man who tried and failed to pay $50 for a handjob.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy edgelord Christmas
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's the best seller at the multi-polycule yard sale?
Sign on a lamppost advertising a one day only "multi-polycule yard sale"
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the vague, difficult to sell crap you get when your donors won't let you talk about M4A.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh wow, more police and tougher border enforcement. Bold new ideas for a country in flux!
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
go clank, no bank
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This site will always deliver incredibly dumb shit and that's why I stay here
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got really drunk and sang 9 to 5 for karaoke and yelled at everyone to read Das Kapital
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🎶In-a-gadda-da-olive, baby Don't you know that you're family In-a-gadda-da-olive, baby Don't you know that the breadsticks are free
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The social media site that is smarter, slower, and optimized for user experience is less popular. Yes, that is not surprising at all.
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This bit. The failure was that White folks, especially White elites, figured aesthetic choices, language shifts, and mere presence was what was being asked for, and did precisely nothing that was actually useful, and when that didn't work, concluded "Woke failed"
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My friend asked a question I don't know how to answer. All-time worst snl cast member. I said Rob Schneider but is that true or do I just hate his politics? Certainly among the worst but worst all-time?
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have had 6 deaths of friends and family members in the last 30 days, 3 of which were very unexpected. My head is spinning. Has anyone else had a summer like this?
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Highway 51
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unless you are actually running an electoral campaign, why are you (a REGULAR person) gaming out the views of people across the country who you do not know and will never meet? One of the worst things to have happened in the last 25 years is weird election punditry by regular people.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My father passed and 24 hours later we were all at the house and between talking to people his only brother was watching Facebook videos with the sound on
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
All the people freaking out that DSA is the left wing Tea Party seem to forget that the Tea Party was a huge part of stopping Obama from doing much of anything. We should pray they'll be as effective in checking Trump.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Juneteenth Party at Bill Maher's crib
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Literally everything on Bluesky is as good or better than Twitter ever was except the jokes, which are way way worse. I have unfollowed several otherwise good posters because of weak ass jokes.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm out with my teenage daughter in Manhattan. We're about to split a Pakistani chopped cheese. People are going apeshit for the Knicks. Everyone stinks of sweat. I am teaching her the way.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
10 hours later and the whole dang city still got the zoomies.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The "positive masculinity" thing is weird and complicated but if positive masculinity exists it definitely includes defending your wife when someone calls her ugly. But he wouldn't know anything about that.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Gatekeeping NYC makes you not a New Yorker, even if you were born here and never left.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yes, LaMelo Ball would absolutely be on the best basketball team of all time
Website 82-0, perfect scoreLuka, LaMelo, Grant Hill, Elton Brand, Wilt
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I've never seen a more "by the way, I am a communist, and in exactly the way you are" movie than I Love Boosters. (It's also an absolute fucking blast)
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Suck and Fuck Norris
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's kind of wild to watch as the country we call a theocracy makes rational long-term strategic decisions while we pretty clearly base our strategy on faith and the second coming of Christ.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh hey, kinda cool to have a Cherokee man in charge of homeland security *ducks and stays very quiet*
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
the history of music in the 20th century:
1900: [title too racist to print] by ives
'cracker' whitey
1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers
1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg
1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra
1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey
1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie
1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes
1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats
1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club
1990: shit by phlegm
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
In my neighborhood there's a truck for a chicken company and it has a huge sexy chicken with crazy porn breasts and I told my friends but they didn't believe me but then I took a photo and was vindicated.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Concord Mall -- Delaware's second largest shopping mall
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Someone died by proximity mine one too many times as a teen
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
With every Epstein detail that comes out, all I can think is that Pizzagate was what a lack of Marxist analysis does to your brain. The insistence on partisan framing rather than wealth and class framing was what pushed it into lunacy.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Like 2 weeks ago this guy was demanding to be let back into the normal people club
Tweet from Richard Hanania

Literally decades of investigations across the world, they can’t find anyone to arrest in Epstein world. So they get Prince Andrew for sharing trade secrets. They’re going to comb through all his email now and see whether any of these people have an unpaid parking ticket to charge them with.
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
‘Voter ID’ is a lie. They are inventing a problem and then pretending a series of voting barriers are the solution to this imaginary problem. Treating this as anything other than that is bullshit.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
People ask me why Obama isn't speaking out against ICE and I think this is probably why
President Obama putting a medal around the neck of Tom Homan
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There should be a Weird Al halftime show where he does fake versions of all the performers' songs
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Caddin Schieler @caddinschieler.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Body cams on ICE isn't going to change anything. It's just another way for them to gather images of people's faces so they can refine their lists. They won't increase accountability or prevent ICE agents from shooting people. They've already done it on camera every time.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE mugshot about to be a guaranteed pussy ticket on Feeld.
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Peabody Unshakened McSquints @failingup.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
PB&J means penis butt and jizz
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Jeremy Pober @jpober.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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The Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons (bald, overweight, white man with pony tail and overall unkept look) sitting in a chair with his arms folded. The caption reads "worst. ubermenschen. ever"
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Zeb Larson @zeblarson.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I wound up listening to Sabu Visits The Twin Cities Alone this morning, mostly to hear something nice about Minneapolis and laugh at John Prine, and I wound up listening to him for an hour. Strongly recommend.
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