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Jack Tindale

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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 6h
The actual subject matter isn't the issue, no one thinks The Producers is offensive. "A crap I Love Lucy-style sitcom but the character is Hitler" is only a step up from something like Darkplace. The issue is that it was as funny as dysentery. They did the premise and forgot to write the jokes.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 7h
All current prison food to be replaced by locust burgers.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 7h
The first major privatisation the Heath Government did was of Thomas Cook, in 1972.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 8h
Cowards.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 8h
Christ, he looks like an Eric Wareheim character.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 11h
It took about fifteen watches of this scene to realise that the voice over at this part is meant to be the dog. youtu.be/8dun25Bjv_I?...
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THE DAY TODAY (Chris Morris) - Chopper Of Doom
YouTube video by FourJamLions
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 11h
Hmmmm. Human Music. I like it. 🎵 Doot. Doot. Doot. 🎵
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 11h
Rather enjoying a collective effort by everyone to take the piss out of that farmer with main character syndrome.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 22h
Watching Bake Off and I love how scripted some of the “at home” sections are. One lass enjoys video games so there’s a shot of her saying “I’ve got to complete this level” which is not something anyone who plays video games has ever actually said whilst playing.
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Stacey Wing @staceynwing.bsky.social · 23h
@lccmunicipal.bsky.social Glorious 😁😂
London innit not Kent
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't be daft, they lost all their seats in 2025 and Omtzigt retired from public life.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that's the Bluesky bus nerd vote locked down if nothing else.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be frank it's a great chance for some new topical horse names. Fairford Dogging on the inside, Fairford Dogging followed by Red Diesel Smuggler and Marco Rubio's Nixed Press Conference. Irate Farmer gaining ground closely behind Flytipping Polycule.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As pensions are in the news, you can sign-up for the private beta of the new Pensions Dashboard, which is intended to collate all the schemes you have in a single spot. It's pretty neat and the team responsible have put in a huge amount of work. www.moneyhelper.org.uk/en/pensions-...
moneyhelper.org.uk
MHPD research panel | MoneyHelper
See your pensions in one place with our free and secure government-backed service.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crying at how the new intern at work was born in 2005 and knows about the Blair government because "we studied it in sociology".
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most British caption imaginable.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh were doing the unreported unattributed leak to the telegraph thing again great i love this website
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Important coda to this - I also did it in the voice of Harry Gration, the long-standing and much-missed presenter of BBC Look North.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been stuck inside all day waiting for a furniture delivery which was meant to be here yesterday. They’re only coming from Stroud.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m still puzzled when this halcyon era of third spaces you didn’t have to pay for was
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is connected to how Bowling Alone has been proven to be absolute guff and yet some people think it explains the male loneliness epidemic and - increasingly - domestic terrorism.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ella Langley Soryu.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like with everything Chris Morris does, Four Lions was actually a very well researched and meticulously put together film that appears more relevant than it did when it was released.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, I love Brian Butterfield's entire shtick so much. I think this must be the first time Serafinowicz has been on tour as himself.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14.15.8 PATCH NOTES: fixed tourist infinite money glitch
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CANTERBURY: Yet their own authors faithfully affirm That the land Salic is in fucking Germany, Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just something inherently funny about the concept of having to "toughen neutrality".
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is one of those stories that gets sadder and more baffling the longer it goes on. Elder abuse (by a spouse, no less) really doesn’t get the attention it should do. The Telegraph are reporting that even the King has been blocked from getting in touch with him.
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PULSE.7z @impulsar7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FWIW I would have been much closer to Gaitskell than Wilson (Hugh was socially more liberal than Harold) and even when it came to Europe, I think he’s made out to be far more Eurosceptic than he was. He made one substantive speech on the EEC which was very much a “this is a second term thing.”
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They wouldn't be able to make a proper new Star Wars film these days anyway. Because of Snoke.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think that they should reboot the franchise as a buddy cop show. Two rival Jedi detectives investigate the misuse of the Dark Side. Tom Hiddleston is by-the-books Ian Star and Benedict Wong is bumbling maverick, Iain Wars. Together, they are Star & Wars, Coruscant Investigation Department.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s the 9/11 bit on The Day Today DVD where Chris Morris goes “coming up next, what is a hijacked airliner and HOW DOES IT CRASH?!” that lives rent free in my head when I see headlines like this.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching a person debate with like 3 of my friends that bi men are simply out there to bum everyone. madam you wish. bi men are out there to talk about labour policy from the 1970s
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Once heard of a partner at a law firm that would check the top lift of the shoe (labelled, below) because if you didn't clean that properly you were slovenly.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NHS cutbacks are getting worse.
The Old Operating Theatre at KCL.
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Jinxtor @jintor.itch.io · 25/09/2026
been waiting all week to post this. my ace combat 8 review is now live www.theguardian.com/games/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve review – brilliant aerial combat game fulfils the Top Gun fantasy
The game generates blood-pumping moments as you twist, turn and weave through the skies, while your locked-on missiles speed away to obliterate an enemy plane
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't park there mate.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely adore how random the new LibDem membership cards are. There's a Jo Swinson but no Jeremy Thorpe one, cowards. I'd obviously have to get the Dadabhai Naoroji (he lived down the road from us in Penge, his house has a blue plaque on it). www.libdems.org.uk/new-membersh...
libdems.org.uk
Lib Dem Membership Cards
Our latest membership card designs - find out more????
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay fairs this is a pretty neat injury at this point.
A man’s feet, of which is inflated and has a massive bruise on the toes.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife came into the dining room and saw me watching footage of Harold Holt’s memorial service on my phone if you want to know how my weekend starts off.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A worthy successor to Anne.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every single time I see the "Every Fringe Event At Party Conference" graphic I howl.
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