Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026(walking in on my wife in bed with another man) This raises serious questions about our marriage 311723119
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you see me sucking my thumb I'm doing it for intellectual reasons. It activates the thumb-brain connection and gives rise to advanced thoughts 1464746
Tvångsmässig återpostare @rymdolov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just backed Home Made Comics 21 – En fet antologi med tecknade serier on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hom...kickstarter.comHome Made Comics 21 – En fet antologi med tecknade serierSerieantologin Home Made Comics #21 kommer ut våren 2027 med hjälp av Kickstarter – och en massa underbara människor! 000
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareSomar Al Naher @somar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Min moster avrättades av Saddam Husseins regim 1986 just för att hon kämpade för demokrati. Så ursäkta om jag inte skrattar när den moderate riksdagsledamoten Fredrik Kärrholm använder diktatorn för att göra sig lustig över hur människor i svenska förorter röstar.etc.seModeraten spottar Saddam Husseins offer rakt i ansiktetKärrholms uttalande är för sjukt. 14347147
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostarem@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13/09/2026leaving a trail of bread crumbs is a great way to not get lost or have the bread crumb monster sneak up behind u 071
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do 171658261
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If someone is showing affection toward me and I forget I'm wearing antlers, they could be calling me deer and I wouldn't know it. 210636
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The problem is nobody pushes their chairs in anymore.  35834
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareI've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've decided that half-assing things is too much, so I'm cutting back to quarter-assing 03419
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/11/2025revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate 9488173
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco... 383129905473
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it 332872436
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you 213614582
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostaremindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you'd like to misunderstand a joke or reply with a baffling non-sequitir, please feel free to do so on my posts. This account is a safe place for confused idiots everywhere 2811318
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't agree with arsonists but firefighters are too aggressive for me. I wish there was a... third way 683625461
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostarem@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i miss school talent shows nearly impossible to get people watch u do karate for 4 straight minutes as an adult 311722
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Charging money for Content is dishonorable. Sophist behavior. A true visionary, in the tradition of the great Socrates, is annoying for free 211424154
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareWalt Spookman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Fantasy author” is a fake job created by Big Hat to sell big black hats. 652400616
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Who up hoping to see a better “who up” joke? 1101
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareNiklas Orrenius @niklasorrenius.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hon har varit valobservatör åt Kreml, skrivit åt nazister och kämpat för ett vitt Sverige. I dag hoppar Nya Tider-grundaren Sanna Hill av, efter 18 år i extremhögerns tjänst. Jag hoppas många vill läsa dagens stora DN-intervju: www.dn.se/sverige/kvin...dn.seKvinnohat får Sanna Hill att hoppa av – efter 18 år inom extremhögernHon var valobservatör i Moskva, skrev åt nazister och jobbade för ett vitt Sverige. Efter 18 år i extremhögern hoppar Nya Tiders grundare Sanna Hill av. 34388116
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostarespooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/08/2026there should be 1000 buttons below every post that all do various shit 1350754
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareRoy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When you slow down and think about it you realize it's ten times worse than it seems. Sure it's farcical, but it's also a brutal legal attack on a man they knew to be innocent, done to distract from their own thievery and incompetence and as a flex to terrify anyone who might make them look bad. 141425270
Tvångsmässig återpostare @rymdolov.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Downplay a book or a movie: Ghost Dog: The Way of the Certified Public Accountant 010
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostare𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why am I so quiet? I talk to myself enough I'm exhausted 13312
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostarethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211336646
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBasse @bassesbasta.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Twitter startade 2006 så snart har man sett vissa av er må skit online i två decennier 🥰 0131
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026pleased to announce I have the film rights for the Silmarillion and will be doing it the only correct way: a 1980s style Soviet animated operatic adaptation sung mostly in painstakingly correct Quenya 2639643
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 22/07/2026me: maybe we can catch up later? her (woman who puts ketchup on her ketchup): that sounds amazing 😍 2206
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208655336
Tvångsmässig återpostare @rymdolov.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I just backed Vännen on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/sam...kickstarter.comVännenSveriges ANDRA kulturtidskrift om TV-SPEL 001
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025i will not chase my dreams. last night i was a raviolo running from a cartel. they called me ravioli but I was just one. no thanks 241040186
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostarewolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 03/07/2026(first day as a tattoo artist) oops. whoops. oops 127844
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostarearic @aghastronaut.com · 11/07/2023Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you need to start an argument. 510736
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I just want to stand in the background of a press conference, looking tailored but concerned. 13611
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right 294886761
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe. 16604011014968
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareThe Space Bunny! @resolutecourier.northsky.social · 12/05/2026You will NOT believe what piece of art this is talking about 2308
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom 222259389
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The political history of the U.S. since the 1970s is basically that thing where a species' predator disappears and the species overpopulates and destroys the whole habitat. If centrists really wanted a "Normal" right, their top priority would be to bring back the left 162072356
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostare"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject 21440253
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims 322279466
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareHoward Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I shouldn't have to verify I'm human. They should have to prove I'm not. 26321
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026CONCIERGE: welcome to the hotel california ME: if the hotel is air conditioned it should be called a coldel CONCIERGE: (to manager) are you sure he can never leave 110414
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/04/2026"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another... 212948470
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026bsky moderation just added "meet jd vance" as threatening language 114930
Reposted by Tvångsmässig återpostareTobias Norström @tobiasnorstrom.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Fascinerande att Björn Wiman i dagens DN försöker göra nåt slags egen "Whitey on the Moon" mot Artemis II genom att jämföra rymdfärder och att bomba människor: "Vi inriktar större delen av vår teknologiska kapacitet på att bomba sönder oss själva och försöka resa till främmande himlakroppar"... 193
