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Walt Shitman

@waltshitman.bsky.social
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Author of the seminal yet fictitious work, Leaves of Ass. He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."

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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 15/09/2026
Meditation of the day: the dark secret about H. P. Lovecraft that nobody wants to talk about
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
James Islington’s newest book, Scion, isn’t quite the 700+ page behemoth he usually puts out but my man still packs it with smart world-building, sharp plotting and twists, and a really fleshed out POC character. Cyberpunk yes, but with a heart transplant from Murderbot and action movie pacing.
The cover of Scion by James Islington. A figure covered in a cybernetic parts hangs suspended by glowing cables over a neon blue cityscape.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I absolutely loved Everybody’s Perfect by @bluejo.eurosky.social. A gentle, inventive, and protean fantasy told relay-race style across a fantastical, otherworldly Venice-like city. Full of perfectly formed characters and some miraculous world(s)building.
The cover of Everybody’s Perfect by Jo Walton. A cloaked and masked figure is surrounded by several Venetian carnivale masks. In the background, dark mists swirl across a bridge arching over a canal.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ringing in the season with @stephengrahamjones.com as is the way. Boy did this one not go where I thought it was gonna. Extremely fun little early Halloween surprise.
A paperback copy of Night of the Mannequins by Stephen Graham Jones. Mannequin colored field with black and read bloody text and a plastic hand reaching across it.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No. No thank you. I’m actually all set. I do not have the time or the strength to learn about another billionaire tech bro who worships a philosophically backwards fanfic of a fantasy series. No. Not today.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
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PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Welcome to AI Chat! You're chatting with Yoshi With A Gun. You: Hello Yoshi With A Gun: *idly twirling Desert Eagle by trigger guard* Yoshi!
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cat pile > Chat Pile
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New trailer for VVervvulf looks vvild. Can’t vvait to vvatch it.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Nor'easter" has got to be the black sheep of the contraction family. Doesn't even save a syllable.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The show that Strange New Worlds is most like isn't Star Trek, it's David Tennant/Matt Smith Doctor Who (complimentary).
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 25/09/2026
all these sailors refusing to kill sea birds are so fucking stupid. more delicious meat for me.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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lillian @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sack blabbath
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See, big black hat
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genuinely incredible how many people in the comments are assuming that EGGERS is wrong about what language Shakespeare is in rather than that DiscussingFilm might have misunderstood the difference begeeen Early Modern English and Old(e) English.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finished my reread of The Daughters’ War and The Blacktongue Thief by @buehlmeister.bsky.social in time for the new one. I truly believe that these will go down as masterpieces of the fantasy genre. There are more rich ideas and perfect turns of phrase in each chapter than in many whole books.
Two hardcover books stood upright on a pinewood table. The cover of The Daughters’ War by Christopher Buehlman is black, white, and red and shows a kneeling woman in armor among a field of corpses. The cover of The Blacktongue Thief is yellow on black and white and shows two human figures and a cat walking a steep path past skeletons toward a distant tower. Between the books is a crouching tabby cat with white markings. His ears are airplaned in confusion at being expected to pose for this photo, his eyes not looking quite at the camera because he, like Billy Boy, don’t see too good
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ERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay everybody! 🦇
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been reading the words Resident Evil more than normal lately and is it just me or do they not mean anything? Like, they mean that game but also. Resident Evil. Resident. Evil. Say it with me. Resi. Dent. Evil. What the fuck is that? Like a ghoul training to be a doctor? Resident Evil. Resident Evil.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t use pronouns for AI. It is not a person nor ever will. Sam Altman isn’t making the god computer of his wet dream nightmares. They’ve made a shitty tool built on theft thats destroying the planet & is meant to lower human critical thinking while given military weapons by rich idiots.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dorito flavors ranked by how bad they feel when you have a little shard of one stuck to your eye: 1. Late Night Loaded Tacos I need more data still.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey Star Trek, what the fuck was that?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Any year in the last 59 Star Trek doing a fantasy episode with lots of cleavage should have been appointment TV for me specifically but in the Year of Puppets I find myself actually filled with dread.
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Duckfeed @duckfeed.tv · 18/09/2026
We want to give you a heads up about something going on. This summer we had to resolve a legal matter, and it's nearly wiped us out financially. SO, we are throwing a little streaming party on Saturday, September 26 from 12pm to 8pm Pacific in order to recover. www.patreon.com/duckfeedtv/p...
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Duckraiser: Duckbound - Help Us Recover From Legal Expenses | Duckfeed.tv
Hi folks, we're writing to let you know about two related things that are happening very soon, but first a little backstory. This summer we
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jordan Peele, Zach Cregger, Curry Barker. When will the inexplicably old guy from Australian sketch comedy group Crackermilk direct an acclaimed horror movie?
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 17/09/2026
We so often have to accept that it’s possible for a great artist to be a shitty person. You can choose not to support their work, but sometimes it hurts. We must also accept that sometimes a terrible artist can be a good person. You can still not enjoy their work. You don’t have to pretend.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s “apology”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pants fulla poop
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When my boss
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@benjaminahr.mobi, if you haven’t, you should read Cory Doctorow’s book Enshittification. A great read about why digital tech is so bad now and we can can fix it. Also, all FODs everywhere should listen to Wholesome.
The “Patination” episode of the podcast WholesomeEnshittification by Cory Doctorow
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Should we ever decide that we need to rename the Hugo Awards we definitely have options. I’ve personally always dreamed of being nominated for a Shuckbagg.
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mom says it’s your turn with the PlayStation FOREVER
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess you think this is funny, probably because you have no actual experience with a wife who gives you no respect
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Clyde Caldwell, Sympathy for the Devil
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooooohhhhhhhhhh thereisaCALIFORNIACOUPLE
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/09/2026
What if post-Trump America is even *worse*? 1/
A nuclear mushroom cloud wearing a giant Trump wig. A decaying American flag fills the sky behind it.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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