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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 11h

Same hotel on Yelp: 5 Stars - I wish I could live here I want this hotel to have my baby. It is more beautiful than the Taj Mahal. 1 Star - The room smelled of brimstone and I was bitten by a rat.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026

If a man was at a party with a dozen women and he got so intoxicated that he couldn't function, he'd be about as safe as anyone could be because 99 times out of 100 the women would look after him and see that he got home safely.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy $8/Gallon Gas Price Sign

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For some reason, every third post on Bluesky today seems to involve pizza. I do not have pizza.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Her: The ants are back. Me: ... And this time, it's personal. Her: What?

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is illegal, at a meeting, to pass out an agenda with enumerated items & then proceed to go through these items out of order. A lot of people don’t know that or that the punishment for doing so is immediate, no-trial shanking.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not quite sure why I'm always inches from freaking out about any given subject, but I'm sure it's exhausting.

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

all i’m saying is it would be cool if somebody waved their arms around me while mumbling some type of incantation it could even be a curse if you want, i just think the attention would be nice

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it shouldn’t be possible to fall asleep in a position that feels comfortable only to wake up and your neck is broken

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sure, you could change your name to Pimento Marsbar and move to an artist's retreat in New Mexico, but wouldn't it be easier to take a break and have a little something to eat?

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My typos are humbling. Other people’s are poetry. I mean, come on, “I never thought you would scoop so low!”? Chef’s kiss, dude. Love the imagery. 10/10

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 26/09/2026

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU WRITING?
JUST SOMETHING IN BLOOD.

IT SAYS 'PHINGLUI MELWNAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WAHNAGL FHTAGN" WHICH MEANS 'IN HIS HOUSE AT RLYEH, DEAD CTHULHU WAITS DREAMING... .

IF ENOUGH OF HIS ACOLYTES DO THIS ALL AT THE SAME TIME...
.THEN THE GREAT ELDER 60D CTHULHU AWAKENS FROM HIS ENDLESS SLEEP AND DRIVES US ALL INSANE!!

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Tube socks” as opposed to what, how else ya get your fuckin foot in there

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They just want to avoid civilian casualties with the sort of humane, precision warfare that only unguided, 2000-pound gravity bombs can provide.

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Go on, open a celebratory tin of cod liver. I did.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is it the Mandela Effect if I'm pretty sure the front man for the Offspring was Biff from Back to the Future? Not the actor, the actual character.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My son got a letter from COBRA. He says it's just about health insurance but he has been hanging around with a guy with a very shrill, raspy voice.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Bring me my cooking blanket," she said, "but be careful. There's a hot jar of pickles in it."

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I washed my cat in the kitchen sink so he had diarrhea until I said I was sorry and it would never happen again.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/08/2026

hot gamers in your area want to unlock all your achievements

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ever have that dream where you get framed for murder by a co-worker and when the police are arresting you, you are like "I didn't murder those people! I'm a cat!"

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I try to keep my accomplishment count per day kind of low so people don't think I'm showing off. Today I joined a gym and took out the trash so I need to cool it for a bit.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How many nunchucks would a nun chuck if a nun could chuck nunchucks?

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I just realized I don't even know you people.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Not sure the jokes and kitten posts really balance out how down I feel after reading my feed here.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

-Good morning Mr. Cthulhu.
-Morning ladies.

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Close your eyes and imagine the thing you want most in the world. Now imagine yourself achieving that thing. Now imagine a worm wearing a shoe. Now do a cartwheel.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

There once was a pope who cried schism When bishops were trying to diss’im That Sunday at mass He showed them his ass And said, “See deez turned cheeks? Go and kiss’m”

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Perry Mason taught me that it’s not libel if it’s true. From this we can extrapolate that it’s not anthropomorphizing if my coffee maker really is happy.

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Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

People learn from their mistakes? I didn't even know that was an option.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The sky was the color of a TV screen, tuned to Fox News coverage of America's State Fair.

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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/07/2026

look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I'm not mysterious like a femme fatale, I'm mysterious like when you unexpectedly discover that your pet's paw is wet

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

movie pitch: what if the North won the Civil War

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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Me eyeing the exits but not sure where to go..."Uruguay is progressive and democratic, huh? lemme wiki it and then make talking about moving there my entire identity for a couple weeks."

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Until our chimpanzees stop eating bananas that way, their HBO subscription has been cut off.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trans beloveds, take some time off the internet if you need to. Clarence Thomas is a piece of shit sexual harasser with literally no good opinions. You are better than him in every way that counts.

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Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Always makes me happy when my knowledge of Revolting Cocks tracks is useful in a conversation

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The sign said “Noodles Sandwiches” and I thought they meant sandwiches filled with noodles but nooo it was just another pho place. Who doesn’t want a noodle sandwich? Someone make it happen, please.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I like to throw in a dash of wisdom to keep my bullshit fresh.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

👇👇👇👇

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/06/2026

centrists love to be like “when are you socialists going to win regions and states that we centrists currently also don’t win”

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

📌Decades and decades of exploration, vaccines, social progress, and righteous wars against genocide and hate, and after 250 years we end up with a lying, orange bigot who hates science and reading, and is losing a war with algae. It’s very disheartening, it really is …

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

that painting looks like the loading screen for a chevy dealership simulator

A screenshot from Fox News. A ruddy man in an ill-fitting short-sleeved shirt stands next to a painting on an easel. The painting is some cat-vomit-spattered background and then a black and white Trump in ray bans.

In the far distance you can see a Ferris wheel, and there are four or five patriots walking around sweating.

The chyron says THE BIG REVEAL: ARTIST SCOTT LOBAIDO UNVEILS NEW PIECE OF ARTWORK

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