rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Don't forget amusing alt text chuckles. 010
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I got bitten by a mosquito and two of the worst places: the back of the hand and Vons. 132
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Same hotel on Yelp: 5 Stars - I wish I could live here I want this hotel to have my baby. It is more beautiful than the Taj Mahal. 1 Star - The room smelled of brimstone and I was bitten by a rat. 010
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026If a man was at a party with a dozen women and he got so intoxicated that he couldn't function, he'd be about as safe as anyone could be because 99 times out of 100 the women would look after him and see that he got home safely. 211025112
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don't forget removing non-loyalist military leaders to smooth the path to a coup when they lose the election. 000
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy $8/Gallon Gas Price Sign 221432
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For some reason, every third post on Bluesky today seems to involve pizza. I do not have pizza. 251
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Her: The ants are back. Me: ... And this time, it's personal. Her: What? 041
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is illegal, at a meeting, to pass out an agenda with enumerated items & then proceed to go through these items out of order. A lot of people don’t know that or that the punishment for doing so is immediate, no-trial shanking. 5723
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not quite sure why I'm always inches from freaking out about any given subject, but I'm sure it's exhausting. 130
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all i’m saying is it would be cool if somebody waved their arms around me while mumbling some type of incantation it could even be a curse if you want, i just think the attention would be nice 3144
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it shouldn’t be possible to fall asleep in a position that feels comfortable only to wake up and your neck is broken 1353
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sure, you could change your name to Pimento Marsbar and move to an artist's retreat in New Mexico, but wouldn't it be easier to take a break and have a little something to eat? 11911
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My typos are humbling. Other people’s are poetry. I mean, come on, “I never thought you would scoop so low!”? Chef’s kiss, dude. Love the imagery. 10/10 1179
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Tube socks” as opposed to what, how else ya get your fuckin foot in there 57327
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They just want to avoid civilian casualties with the sort of humane, precision warfare that only unguided, 2000-pound gravity bombs can provide. 020
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Go on, open a celebratory tin of cod liver. I did. 23116
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whoa there, Gatsby. In this house we use the whole cod. 120
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's so hot lately I've mostly been geeking in. 010
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is it the Mandela Effect if I'm pretty sure the front man for the Offspring was Biff from Back to the Future? Not the actor, the actual character. 031
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My son got a letter from COBRA. He says it's just about health insurance but he has been hanging around with a guy with a very shrill, raspy voice. 020
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"Bring me my cooking blanket," she said, "but be careful. There's a hot jar of pickles in it." 052
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Re-reading this, it sounds like maybe he had diarrhea and *then* I washed him in the sink, which is gross. This was revenge diarrhea the next day. I washed him because he has long hair and it gets matty. 010
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I washed my cat in the kitchen sink so he had diarrhea until I said I was sorry and it would never happen again. 122
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/08/2026hot gamers in your area want to unlock all your achievements 38833
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ever have that dream where you get framed for murder by a co-worker and when the police are arresting you, you are like "I didn't murder those people! I'm a cat!" 054
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I try to keep my accomplishment count per day kind of low so people don't think I'm showing off. Today I joined a gym and took out the trash so I need to cool it for a bit. 011
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 08/07/2026How many nunchucks would a nun chuck if a nun could chuck nunchucks? 0201
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just realized I don't even know you people. 132
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Not sure the jokes and kitten posts really balance out how down I feel after reading my feed here. 020
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It depends which side of the Rhine you're on, unless they are Cool Ranch, in which case it is always legal. 010
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven. 9785451741
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I really got to step up my sneer game. 000
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialBen Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall. 217108901398
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Close your eyes and imagine the thing you want most in the world. Now imagine yourself achieving that thing. Now imagine a worm wearing a shoe. Now do a cartwheel. 714636
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026But if you could just move the car, whether with brawn or telekinesis, we'd all pretty soon be like, "We get it. You're superhuman. The answer is still 'go fish.'" 110
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.social[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There once was a pope who cried schism When bishops were trying to diss’im That Sunday at mass He showed them his ass And said, “See deez turned cheeks? Go and kiss’m” 1134
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Perry Mason taught me that it’s not libel if it’s true. From this we can extrapolate that it’s not anthropomorphizing if my coffee maker really is happy. 1168
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialBob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026People learn from their mistakes? I didn't even know that was an option. 1126
rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The sky was the color of a TV screen, tuned to Fox News coverage of America's State Fair. 020
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialBrandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool. 123133002995
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/07/2026look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive 542450239
Reposted by @rudemorgue.bsky.socialficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'm not mysterious like a femme fatale, I'm mysterious like when you unexpectedly discover that your pet's paw is wet 120156
